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"27.10.2016 20:45:10" theoatmeal.com Why working at home is both awesome and horrible - The Oatmeal Here's why working at home is both a curse and a blessing. #tbt that time in 2009 I wrote a comic about working from home. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home
"25.10.2016 21:07:10" thingsbearslove.com Things Bears Love Behold, the first "comic" I ever made. This is from nearly a decade ago. http://www.thingsbearslove.com/
"21.10.2016 20:48:43" Bears vs Babies
"20.10.2016 20:50:47" Seattle Signing with The Oatmeal - Gut Instincts Tour Seattle Signing with The Oatmeal - Gut Instincts Tour Join me and Matthew Inman of @[220779885077:274:The Oatmeal] to close out my book tour in Seattle, WA!
Buy tickets in advance by clicking on the link below! http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/2582499
Location: University Temple United Methodist Hey Seattle people. I'm doing a book signing with The Awkward Yeti next week. RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1783116758590586/
"20.10.2016 01:42:57" Timeline Photos How to Trump during tonight's debate.
"19.10.2016 22:24:04" Timeline Photos
"19.10.2016 16:42:08" We made a new card game and it's on Kickstarter now Back it here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/elanlee/bears-vs-babies-a-card-game
"18.10.2016 19:20:59" theoatmeal.com Having a baby VS having a cat - The Oatmeal This comic feels appropriate to post today. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_cat
"18.10.2016 19:14:00" Timeline Photos Thanks to everyone who backed Bears vs Babies this morning!
"18.10.2016 17:52:35" Timeline Photos Thanks to everyone who backed the game!
"18.10.2016 17:06:41" Bears vs Babies - A card game from the creators of Exploding K... We made a new card game:
"18.10.2016 17:02:14" bearsvsbabies.com Bears vs Babies - A card game from the creators of Exploding Kittens Now on Kickstarter, Bears vs Babies is a card game from the creators of Exploding Kittens. Oh hi I made a new thing. http://www.bearsvsbabies.com/
"18.10.2016 01:02:29" Timeline Photos You might want to pay attention to my website tomorrow. I'm launching something I've been working on for the past year.
"12.10.2016 19:50:33" Timeline Photos It's just locker room talk.
"10.10.2016 15:57:53" Timeline Photos How to Trump during a debate.
"10.10.2016 15:50:36" Timeline Photos http://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day
"08.10.2016 19:49:13" Timeline Photos
"24.09.2016 18:09:49" Timeline Photos
"23.09.2016 15:51:10" Timeline Photos
"19.09.2016 18:14:27" Timeline Photos I started drawing this comic but I'm not sure it needs any more panels.
"08.09.2016 17:52:35" theoatmeal.com It's going to be okay. - The Oatmeal Source: Most of the material from this comic came from this book Thanks to my good friend Matt Harding (of Where the hell is Matt? fame) for originally telling me this story. An appropriate comic for #StarTrek50 http://theoatmeal.com/comics/plane
"07.09.2016 17:17:37" Timeline Photos And so it begins.
"02.09.2016 17:23:07" theoatmeal.com How to be perfectly unhappy - The Oatmeal This comic was based on this essay from Augusten Burroughs: How to live unhappily ever after. In addition to the essay, I highly recommend reading his books. It's also been described in psychology as flow. From yesterday, a comic about happiness. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy
"01.09.2016 18:54:43" theoatmeal.com How to be perfectly unhappy - The Oatmeal New comic: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy
"30.08.2016 17:29:24" Timeline Photos My next million-dollar Kickstarter idea.
"27.08.2016 23:24:58" Timeline Photos This is from a few years ago. I illustrated some Facebook photos after my page reached 1m likes. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/million_likes_photos
"24.08.2016 17:26:49" theoatmeal.com What I mean when I say 'definitely.' - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/definitely
"22.08.2016 21:00:15" I feel like department stores could cut down on suicide rates in this country by not putting out Christmas shit in August
"19.08.2016 17:13:17" theoatmeal.com If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men - PART TWO - The Oatmeal Last time I posted this I forgot to include the first few panels. Derp.
"19.08.2016 16:40:14" Timeline Photos I went hiking in the North Cascades yesterday and this summed up my interaction with the wildlife.
"16.08.2016 20:48:48" Timeline Photos Happy #NationalTellAJokeDay.
"14.08.2016 21:41:16" Eight thoughts that will be familiar to anyone who's ever been to the gym Eight thoughts that will be familiar to anyone who's ever been to the gym That's definitely me on the exercise bike. You stole my comic and then sucked all the funny out of it. Here's the original: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/gym
"12.08.2016 00:01:20" seattletimes.com Hardworking, ticked off, 'driven by rage and anxiety': The Oatmeal isn't who you think he is Seattle's Matthew Inman makes no apologies for his hilarious and twisted comic. This is the most comprehensive explanation of whatever the hell it is I do for a living. http://www.seattletimes.com/pacific-nw-magazine/hardworking-ticked-off-driven-by-rage-and-anxiety-the-oatmeal-isnt-who-you-think-he-is/
"08.08.2016 19:04:16" Timeline Photos A little PSA for #InternationalCatDay
"08.08.2016 16:32:02" Timeline Photos
"06.08.2016 17:43:51" Timeline Photos Truth.
"06.08.2016 15:52:57" Timeline Photos
"05.08.2016 19:52:24" theoatmeal.com How to tie a perfect man bun - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/manbun
"05.08.2016 17:58:44" theoatmeal.com Pikachu in 2016 - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pikachu
"29.07.2016 15:26:19" Timeline Photos
"28.07.2016 18:29:48" Timeline Photos On a similar note.
"28.07.2016 17:48:35" theoatmeal.com Having a baby VS having a cat - The Oatmeal COMIC http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_cat
"22.07.2016 18:33:25" George Caught this under my couch today!
"22.07.2016 00:40:12" The Oatmeal at San Diego Comic-Con The Oatmeal at San Diego Comic-Con I don't have a booth this year, but I'll be at several events throughout the weekend.
Noon - 4pm
IMPLODING Kittens game demo!
Come play our new expansion pack, “Imploding Kittens” with Elan Lee (co-creator) and myself
Room 25ABC -
"21.07.2016 16:40:31" Timeline Photos Happy #NationalJunkFoodDay
"17.07.2016 19:39:14" theoatmeal.com My relationship with fruit - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fruit
"13.07.2016 17:02:46" Timeline Photos For someone who doesn't care about Pokemon, this is what it's like to be on the internet right now.
"12.07.2016 16:33:31" Timeline Photos Oh hello I found a thing you need for #PrimeDay https://amzn.to/29AVjvu
"07.07.2016 18:03:16" My book "Penis Fairies and Queef Storms," just became the most-funded book project in crowdfunding history. Let's have a moment of silence to honor the death of literature.
"07.07.2016 17:05:18" Timeline Photos TWO HOURS LEFT TO GET A COPY OF MY COLORING BOOK.
"07.07.2016 17:03:33" Penis Fairies and Queef Storms If you want a copy of my adult coloring book, you have two hours left to order. http://theoatmeal.com/404#preorder
"06.07.2016 19:46:44" theoatmeal.com How to perfectly load a dishwasher - The Oatmeal COMIC. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dishwasher
"06.07.2016 19:40:22" Timeline Photos You have 24 hours to get a copy of "Penis Fairies and QueefStorms," an incredible book for incredible people. http://theoatmeal.com/404#preorder
"06.07.2016 16:44:07" theoatmeal.com Creativity is like breathing - The Oatmeal I made a new thing. COMIC http://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity
"05.07.2016 19:07:33" Timeline Photos Some early sketches from my coloring book.
"05.07.2016 18:59:28" Timeline Photos Thanks to everyone who has pre-ordered a copy of my coloring books so far. 2 days left to get a copy: http://bit.ly/29dx5FB
"05.07.2016 18:36:38" Timeline Photos If you want a copy of my coloring books before the holidays, you have 48 hours left to pre-order. Link is in the comments.
"05.07.2016 18:32:32" The Oatmeal If you want a copy before the holidays, YOU HAVE 48 HOURS LEFT TO PRE-ORDER. http://theoatmeal.com/404#preorder
"04.07.2016 21:48:01" Timeline Photos
"04.07.2016 16:51:47" Timeline Photos
"04.07.2016 16:51:20" theoatmeal.com America explained to non-Americans - The Oatmeal COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america
"03.07.2016 17:26:11" Timeline Photos
"03.07.2016 17:13:48" theoatmeal.com Remember that time a firework tipped over? - The Oatmeal Reposting because fireworks. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fireworks
"23.06.2016 18:16:53" Timeline Photos Cat VS Leash http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences6/leashes
"23.06.2016 18:11:44" Timeline Photos
"23.06.2016 18:05:39" Timeline Photos If you want a copy of my NSFW coloring book, you have 13 days left to back this project.
"22.06.2016 16:20:29" Timeline Photos Dedication page for my coloring book.
P.S. hi mom!
"22.06.2016 16:14:43" I made two coloring books
"14.06.2016 20:13:46" theoatmeal.com My dog has two speeds - The Oatmeal
"13.06.2016 18:57:19" theoatmeal.com If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men - PART TWO - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men2
"13.06.2016 04:09:20" Timeline Photos Evening sketch.
"11.06.2016 17:01:15" Timeline Photos
"09.06.2016 20:06:47" Timeline Photos Monday - Friday.
"09.06.2016 17:38:24" theoatmeal.com Remember that time a firework tipped over? - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fireworks
"08.06.2016 16:46:02" Timeline Photos Thanks to everyone who backed my coloring books! We raised over a quarter of a million dollars in 24 hours. http://theoatmeal.com/coloringbooks
"08.06.2016 15:42:48" theoatmeal.com Creativity is like breathing - The Oatmeal I made a new thing. From yesterday http://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity
"07.06.2016 21:02:48" theoatmeal.com Creativity is like breathing - The Oatmeal I made a new thing. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity
"07.06.2016 17:14:16" Timeline Photos do u need this y/n/maybe?
"07.06.2016 16:48:59" Timeline Photos From my coloring book.
"07.06.2016 16:33:28" 404 Not Found - A Coloring Book by The Oatmeal
"07.06.2016 16:32:06" theoatmeal.com 404 Not Found - A Coloring Book by The Oatmeal 404 Not Found is a coloring book about a missing robot, written and drawn by The Oatmeal. I wrote a coloring book and it's about a missing robot. http://theoatmeal.com/404
"05.06.2016 17:43:27" Timeline Photos #devastation
"02.06.2016 16:22:39" Timeline Photos
"16.05.2016 19:37:27" Timeline Photos Drew an Exploding Steampunk Kitten yesterday.
"11.05.2016 16:28:58" Timeline Photos
"23.04.2016 18:43:31" theoatmeal.com Quiz: Which Game of Thrones character would you be? Quiz - The Oatmeal This is by far the most accurate Game of Thrones quiz on the internet: http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/got_character
"22.04.2016 19:29:12" Timeline Photos Just a happy heads up: we launched Exploding Kittens on Android this week.
"21.04.2016 17:35:49" I'm starting to suspect that George R.R. Martin is the author behind 2016.
"20.04.2016 15:58:55" theoatmeal.com It's going to be okay. - The Oatmeal Source: Most of the material from this comic came from this book Thanks to my good friend Matt Harding (of Where the hell is Matt? fame) for originally telling me this story. My plane crash comic just got nominated for an Eisner Award. Today I am a happy cartoonist. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/plane
"20.04.2016 14:58:17" Timeline Photos Exploding Kittens is officially available on Android today. http://www.explodingkittens.com/app
"11.04.2016 17:43:27" Timeline Photos
"06.04.2016 18:19:00" The Oatmeal at Emerald City Comic-Con Booth #202 The Oatmeal at Emerald City Comic-Con Booth #202 We'll be in booth #202. Matthew Inman will be there drawing pictures.
"06.04.2016 17:42:05" theoatmeal.com At the gym: who is looking at whom - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/gym
"05.04.2016 22:36:47" Timeline Photos
"05.04.2016 21:05:13" Timeline Photos Currently working on these.
"05.04.2016 20:45:41" Timeline Photos Come run and eat cake with me. http://www.beattheblerch.com/
"01.04.2016 16:24:42" Timeline Photos Another reason I continue to be a big fan of Tesla.
P.S. This exchange happened yesterday. It's not an April Fools' Day joke.
"27.03.2016 17:38:41" Timeline Photos
"27.03.2016 16:38:14" Exploding Kittens
"26.03.2016 00:51:07" Timeline Photos The Little Bermaid with his BFF, #BirdieSanders
"25.03.2016 23:54:11" Timeline Photos Currently
"24.03.2016 23:07:07" Timeline Photos
"22.03.2016 23:40:46" Timeline Photos
"22.03.2016 21:47:43" Timeline Photos Seemed like an appropriate reaction
"21.03.2016 18:19:40" Photos from The Oatmeal's post oh hi Donald J. Trump I made you some emojis
"21.03.2016 16:53:34" Timeline Photos #feelthebermaid
"21.03.2016 16:45:18" theoatmeal.com I created some Donald Trump emojis - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/donmojis #donmojis
"18.03.2016 21:09:21" Timeline Photos
"18.03.2016 18:49:32" Play Exploding Kittens Online
"18.03.2016 17:19:05" Timeline Photos Come play with me.
"14.03.2016 22:14:07" Timeline Photos This is the closest thing I have to a comic about #PiDay
"14.03.2016 20:01:39" theoatmeal.com How we debate the pronunciation of GIF - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/gif
"13.03.2016 23:46:33" Timeline Photos
"11.03.2016 19:02:05" Timeline Photos http://theoatmeal.com/comics/problems
"09.03.2016 20:34:58" theoatmeal.com How to take INCREDIBLE photos of your friends - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/incredible_photos
"09.03.2016 18:35:23" Timeline Photos #namaste
"07.03.2016 22:53:48" theoatmeal.com Relationship Problems - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/problems
"06.03.2016 17:20:17" theoatmeal.com Realistic Batman - The Oatmeal A note from the author: I really like bats, and last year I got to spend quite a bit of time at a bat conservation center in Costa Rica, so I wanted to take a second an dispel the myth that all bats have rabies (despite perpetuating that myth in the first http://theoatmeal.com/comics/realistic_batman
"04.03.2016 17:55:58" theoatmeal.com How to use a semicolon - The Oatmeal Thanks to Library Lady Jane for all her help in writing these grammar guides over the years. If you would like a regular serving of grammar-related awesomeness every day, go follow her on Twitter. Happy #GrammarDay. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
"29.02.2016 18:41:24" theoatmeal.com What I mean when I say 'definitely.' - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/definitely
"25.02.2016 19:33:21" theoatmeal.com I created some more Facebook reactions - The Oatmeal Download my Facebook reactions here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_reactions
"24.02.2016 23:10:56" Timeline Photos Dear Facebook
"24.02.2016 19:33:22" The Oatmeal
"24.02.2016 19:22:36" The Oatmeal's cover photo
"23.02.2016 19:56:40" Timeline Photos I took Rambo to the vet today and saw this hanging on the wall. #kittyconvict
"22.02.2016 22:19:36" Timeline Photos
"16.02.2016 02:14:21" Exploding Kittens
"15.02.2016 00:02:13" theoatmeal.com This is a red velvet mite and he is here to teach you about love - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/red_velvet_mite
"14.02.2016 22:51:32" Timeline Photos
"14.02.2016 22:44:12" Timeline Photos
"14.02.2016 21:10:20" theoatmeal.com The worst thing about Valentine's Day - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/blog/valentines_day
"14.02.2016 01:49:41" Timeline Photos I saw this quotation floating around, decided to draw it.
"11.02.2016 01:59:26" Timeline Photos I have some concerns with this CNN article.
"08.02.2016 03:26:47" Timeline Photos The current state of things. #SB50
"04.02.2016 19:05:40" Timeline Photos Here's my take on the whole dragon situation.
"04.02.2016 18:54:30" Timeline Photos
"02.02.2016 05:18:39" Timeline Photos
"02.02.2016 04:04:46" theoatmeal.com Dear Senator Ted Cruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works - The Oatmeal This is why I think Cruz is scarier than Trump. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/net_neutrality
"26.01.2016 19:42:39" Timeline Photos
"21.01.2016 20:22:02" Timeline Photos Happy #NationalHugDay
"21.01.2016 20:21:20" theoatmeal.com The 6 Types of Crappy Hugs - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/hugs Happy #NationalHugDay Here's one of my very first comics.
"21.01.2016 17:16:06" Exploding Kittens: The Multiplayer App
"21.01.2016 16:33:42" explodingkittens.com The Exploding Kittens multiplayer app is here OH HELLO THERE. http://www.explodingkittens.com/app
"16.01.2016 18:47:10" Timeline Photos Last night.
"11.01.2016 08:15:23" Timeline Photos I did this oil painting when I was 15. RIP, good buddy.
"07.01.2016 19:41:35" Timeline Photos
"04.01.2016 21:36:50" Timeline Photos Let 2016 be the year of the JOMO.
"04.01.2016 21:04:45" Timeline Photos
"20.12.2015 19:02:53" Timeline Photos
"16.12.2015 22:01:27" Timeline Photos Heads up.
"16.12.2015 17:43:43" theoatmeal.com Autocorrect hates you - The Oatmeal Comic: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/autocorrect
"15.12.2015 20:02:10" theoatmeal.com An ardent defense of autocorrect - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/autocorrect
"11.12.2015 20:26:26" Timeline Photos Star Wars: The Force Awakens is going to be released soon. Expect many sly, crafty mountains.
"10.12.2015 20:31:08" Where the Heck is Matt? I'm making a new dancing video for 2016. Back the campaign here:
www.wheretheheckismatt.com/ks This is my friend Matt. He's a firm believer in less grumpy, more dancing.
"10.12.2015 18:14:14" Timeline Photos http://theoatmeal.com/comics/what_you_see
"09.12.2015 19:51:46" theoatmeal.com Are you having a bad day? - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/blog/where_matt
"02.12.2015 18:29:38" Timeline Photos Cat VS Leash. http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences6/leashes
"01.12.2015 19:09:33" Timeline Photos Orange is the new cat. #kittyconvict
"01.12.2015 18:36:20" explodingkittens.com Is your kitty a convict? - The Kitty Convict Project This is a little project I've been working on for awhile. Share if if you can. http://www.explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict
"30.11.2015 19:17:14" Timeline Photos Here is a thing you need. http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/a-nice-big-cup-of-nope-coffee-mug
"30.11.2015 18:59:55" theoatmeal.com Black Friday - The Oatmeal THINGS YOU CAN BUY. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/black_friday2015
"27.11.2015 20:18:41" Timeline Photos My version of "Dogs Playing Poker."
"27.11.2015 20:16:23" theoatmeal.com Black Friday - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/blog/black_friday2015
"27.11.2015 18:25:09" Timeline Photos The NSFW version of Exploding Kittens is $16 for the next hour only. This is the version containing boob wizards and dragon testicles.
"26.11.2015 18:59:47" theoatmeal.com Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything About Computers - The Oatmeal An oldie, but especially relevant today. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/computers
"26.11.2015 18:53:10" Timeline Photos A quick reference guide for you.
"25.11.2015 18:52:09" theoatmeal.com Thanksgiving as a kid VS Thanksgiving as an adult - The Oatmeal COMIC. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/thanksgiving
"24.11.2015 17:32:59" Timeline Photos
"23.11.2015 17:16:45" theoatmeal.com The next three holidays - The Oatmeal COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/holidays
"18.11.2015 20:40:32" Timeline Photos Currently.
"12.11.2015 20:32:43" Timeline Photos Added a new shirt to the shop today http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/dino-segue
"12.11.2015 18:31:38" Timeline Photos Thanks to everyone for the amazing, heartfelt responses to my latest comic. Other than going for runs in the woods nearby, I didn't leave my house for five days as I was drawing this -- It kind of took over my life. I know this one is a bit heavy, so
"11.11.2015 17:24:38" The Oatmeal's life in 171 seconds Saucony made little documentary about my eating, cartooning, and running habits.
"10.11.2015 21:36:54" Timeline Photos When cats are sad: http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/ill-have-a-whiskey-signed-print
"10.11.2015 20:48:40" theoatmeal.com It's going to be okay. - The Oatmeal New comic. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/plane
"09.11.2015 20:07:36" Timeline Photos I heard some people were upset about the new Starbucks cups. I have a solution.
"09.11.2015 18:20:11" theoatmeal.com My life in 171 seconds - The Oatmeal Saucony made a mini-documentary about my cartooning, eating, and running habits. This was shot in my house in Seattle, Washington over a couple of days. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/saucony
"02.11.2015 18:25:31" Timeline Photos
"30.10.2015 17:33:27" Timeline Photos Here's the tiny shareable version of yesterday's comic.
"29.10.2015 19:52:13" theoatmeal.com You're doing it for the EXPOSURE - The Oatmeal COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/exposure
"28.10.2015 19:34:48" Timeline Photos Here's a tiny shareable version of yesterday's comic.
"28.10.2015 17:54:39" Timeline Photos Oh the joy of hotlinking! Be sure to read all the way to the end. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/27/having-a-cat-vs-having-a-baby_n_8397662.html
"27.10.2015 20:50:27" theoatmeal.com I used to suffer from FOMO - The Oatmeal NEW COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fomo
"26.10.2015 20:32:42" Timeline Photos On a related note.
"26.10.2015 19:00:37" theoatmeal.com Having a baby VS having a cat - The Oatmeal NEW COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_cat
"21.10.2015 23:23:37" theoatmeal.com I have firsthand experience with an undead parrot - The Oatmeal COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump
"19.10.2015 20:06:06" explodingkittens.com Hello there good-looking person - Exploding Kittens Hello there good-looking person I have a flowchart for you.
"19.10.2015 16:53:38" Timeline Photos We're chuffed as nuts to announce that Exploding Kittens is now available on Amazon in the US, UK, Canada, Spain, Italy, France, and Germany!
"13.10.2015 17:12:01" theoatmeal.com How to perfectly load a dishwasher - The Oatmeal COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dishwasher
"13.10.2015 16:22:26" Timeline Photos I'm here for you, Jamar.
"12.10.2015 16:35:47" theoatmeal.com Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The Oatmeal All of the information in this essay came from A People's History of the United States, by Howard Zinn, and Lies My Teacher Told Me, by James W. Loewen, both of which uses primary sources such as eyewitness accounts, journal entries, and letters from http://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day #ColumbusDay
"07.10.2015 23:33:16" theoatmeal.com Scrambles: Cat Detective! - The Oatmeal New comic: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/scrambles
"05.10.2015 20:17:35" Timeline Photos Because I love you, stranger.
"03.10.2015 18:08:17" theoatmeal.com How to pet a kitty - The Oatmeal Happy #caturday. Go learn how to pet a kitty. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_pet
"03.10.2015 17:35:35" Timeline Photos
"02.10.2015 17:07:09" Timeline Photos Run.
"29.09.2015 16:45:10" theoatmeal.com 15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee - The Oatmeal Happy #NationalCoffeeDay http://theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee
"28.09.2015 18:33:43" We left Pluto with a broken heart,
then Mars's water broke,
followed by a dark, bloody moon.
I'M COMING FOR URANUS.
"28.09.2015 18:22:36" Timeline Photos
"28.09.2015 17:42:07" Timeline Photos This is pretty much the internet today. via AsapSCIENCE
"22.09.2015 18:07:15" Timeline Photos Doing some light reading.
"22.09.2015 17:26:25" Timeline Photos I wanna give a big thanks to Zappos.com for being our full cake sponsor at Beat The Blerch this year. In addition to running around the course throwing marshmallows covered in bacon at people, they built a circus tent full of bean bag chairs, Oreos,
"22.09.2015 17:21:47" Timeline Photos From yesterday's Minor Differences: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences6
"21.09.2015 20:33:19" theoatmeal.com Minor Differences Part 6 - The Oatmeal NEW: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences6
"15.09.2015 16:23:18" Timeline Photos
"08.09.2015 18:02:51" Timeline Photos #inspired
"03.09.2015 19:21:49" Timeline Photos #TBT that time when I was 10 years old and I looked like Janet Reno
"03.09.2015 18:49:46" theoatmeal.com I'm gonna revolutionize how we store babies - The Oatmeal COMIC: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_storage
"03.09.2015 18:47:54" Timeline Photos Things.
"01.09.2015 19:33:50" Timeline Photos
"26.08.2015 18:00:49" Exploding Kittens, The Oatmeal, and Cards Against Humanity at PAX Exploding Kittens, The Oatmeal, and Cards Against Humanity at PAX The Oatmeal and Exploding Kittens have teamed up with Cards Against Humanity, and we're taking over the ACT Theater!
10AM - 6PM Friday - Monday!
- No PAX badge required to get in
- We'll have a kitten petting room (with actual kittens)
- We'll hav Hey everyone, I'll be at the ACT theater for the next couple of days. We'll be selling (first edition, meowing) copies of Exploding Kittens, and I'll be drawing pictures and signing stuff. No PAX badge is required, and we'll have an actual (non-exp
"26.08.2015 17:35:34" Happy #NationalDogDay
"26.08.2015 17:10:27" Happy #NationalDogDay http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men
"24.08.2015 19:47:56" Amazon.com What is Exploding Kittens? It's a card game that made Kickstarter history, is illustrated by The Oatmeal, and features cats, goats, and magical enchiladas. http://amzn.to/1EepuAR Available now on Amazon: http://www.explodingkittens.com/buy
"24.08.2015 19:41:12" Exploding Kittens is now available for purchase on Amazon: http://www.explodingkittens.com/buy
"12.08.2015 16:27:18" The Blerch Wobble Need inspiration? Attach this rotund, wobbly, little Blerch to your dashboard. Mounted on a metal spring he will wiggle for you on demand and when you hit a pot hole.
"31.07.2015 18:44:21" After working 11 hour days in preparation of the launch of Exploding Kittens, this is how I plan on spending the next couple of days.
"30.07.2015 15:57:27" A big thanks to Lucky Yates, the voice of Dr. Kreiger on Archer, for narrating the Exploding Kittens instructional video.
Watch this if you wanna learn how to play our game.
"30.07.2015 15:11:50" I'll drink to that Exploding Kittens update http://www.explodingkittens.com/cat_whiskey.html
"30.07.2015 14:54:37" explodingkittens.com Exploding Kittens - A card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams... Have questions? Read our FAQ! Still have questions? Contact us. All images, art, and game material are Copyright © 2015 Exploding Kittens, LLC. An important update about Exploding Kittens
"27.07.2015 23:32:24" Happy news: Exploding Kittens ships this week
"27.07.2015 02:44:08" theoatmeal.com My relationship with fruit - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fruit
"18.07.2015 18:40:05" And I love you.
"13.07.2015 20:22:21" Currently flying home from San Diego Comic Con. Took a moment to play my favorite game.
"10.07.2015 19:37:19" Happy 159th birthday to Nikola Tesla.
"09.07.2015 21:54:23" My schedule for San Diego Comic-Con International #SDCC
"04.07.2015 15:42:40" theoatmeal.com America explained to non-Americans - The Oatmeal ICYMI. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america
"04.07.2015 15:18:21" Happy 4th
"03.07.2015 19:21:54" A little PSA for the 4th.
"02.07.2015 18:25:33" Facebook is on point today.
"01.07.2015 22:03:50" theoatmeal.com America explained to non-Americans - The Oatmeal New comic. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america
"30.06.2015 22:31:36" Every campfire, ever.
"30.06.2015 18:19:26" ALSO, today is the LAST DAY to register for Beat The Blerch, happening in New Jersey, California, and Washington State.
The races are in September so there's still plenty of time to train, and we also added a 5k option to Sacramento.
"30.06.2015 18:15:05" HEADS UP: today is the last day to get a virtual race kit for Beat The Blerch. Virtual race kits are goodie bags containing a running shirt, bib, medal, and some other awesome stuff and you run the miles in the time and location of your choice. You
"29.06.2015 23:00:15" No need to go see Jurassic World. Just watch this. Brought to you by the wonderful Sarah Donner.
"27.06.2015 19:33:03" I'd change my profile pic, but I've had a rainbow since 2009, motherfuckers.
"27.06.2015 18:53:25" The Oatmeal + I Love Coffee Book Signing The Oatmeal + I Love Coffee Book Signing I will be doing a book signing at Kinokuniya Bookstore (located in my favorite supermarket, Uwajimaya), Seattle. Matthew Inman AKA The Oatmeal will be also there to sign and tell cat jokes. Citizens of Seattle: I'll be at the Kinokuniya bookstore today (the one in Uwaimaya) at 2pm. I'll be hanging out and drawing pictures of overweight mammals. Feel free to stop by if you need to buy some fish brains or whatever and you also want to h
"26.06.2015 17:16:22" #MarriageEquality
"23.06.2015 16:17:43" Here's the tiny shareable version of yesterday's comic.
"23.06.2015 00:01:08" While we're on the subject.
Full list here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
"22.06.2015 23:40:41" theoatmeal.com What I mean when I say 'definitely.' - The Oatmeal New comic http://theoatmeal.com/comics/definitely
"16.06.2015 18:45:24" ALSO, a big thanks to Zappos.com for being our official cake sponsor for Beat The Blerch 2015. We serve cake at every aid station during our races, and Zappos stepped in and made this happen for us this year.
If you wanna get some new running shoe
"16.06.2015 18:19:20" REMINDER: time is running out to register for Beat The Blerch 2015. http://www.beattheblerch.com/
"15.06.2015 18:28:27" Sea-racha.
"15.06.2015 18:00:08" Black.
"14.06.2015 03:56:48" Hey Seattle, it's that time again.
"11.06.2015 19:12:56" theoatmeal.com Joseph Sikorski made a documentary about the Tesla Tower at Wardenclyffe - The Oatmeal There's a wonderful documentary about Nikola Tesla over at Indiegogo right now. It covers the history of Wardenclyffe from past to present, and contains a wealth of facts about Tesla, Edison, and Tesla's ill-fated Wardenclyffe Project. Joseph Sikorsk There's a documentary about Tesla on Indiegogo right now. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tttp
"11.06.2015 18:25:06" theoatmeal.com 7 Reasons to Keep Your Tyrannosaur OFF Crack Cocaine - The Oatmeal While we're making t-rex jokes, there's this. (from 2009, one of my earliest comics)
"11.06.2015 18:07:23" Thanks to Ryan Martin for posting this one.
"11.06.2015 15:23:42" There's a documentary about Nikola Tesla's Tower at Wardenclyffe right now. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/nikola-tesla-documentary-tower-to-the-people
"09.06.2015 18:03:00" Welcome to the future.
From yesterday's comic: http://theoatmeal.com/blog/apple_watch
"09.06.2015 17:20:09" A friend of mine posted a photo of her cat on Facebook and I did some Photoshoppin'
"08.06.2015 21:22:22" #hashtags
"08.06.2015 20:47:13" theoatmeal.com 8 things I learned from wearing an Apple Watch for a couple of weeks - The Oatmeal This is not a Macbook for your arm. The screen is tiny. It has no keyboard. You can read the news on it. You can read Twitter. These are things you can do, they’re just not things you’d ever want to do. The Apple Watch is not a device intended to rep http://theoatmeal.com/blog/apple_watch
"04.06.2015 20:13:27" Heads up: if you backed Exploding Kittens, we need your address and we need to know what you ordered (Kickstarter doesn't provide this information to us). If you don't fill out this survey, we won't know where to send your goodies or what to send to
"22.05.2015 18:51:49" Citizens of the East Coast: registration is now open for Beat The Blerch East! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/saturday-beat-the-blerch-east-registration-16526506225
Also, we added a 5k option to the Sacramento race and we've still got some spots left
"22.05.2015 17:17:29" My career in standup.
"21.05.2015 18:49:41" theoatmeal.com Dogs, Nazis, and Horses - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/blog/dogs_nazis_horses
"21.05.2015 18:06:39" I gave a talk about dogs, Nazis, and horses.
"15.05.2015 20:24:39" Do not miss the lava dome or I will never have peace.
"13.05.2015 18:26:06" Jibbers Crabst shirts are now available. http://shop.theoatmeal.com/collections/shirts
"13.05.2015 17:43:01" What we should have been taught in our senior year. Full comic here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year
"11.05.2015 17:09:36" One of my very first grammar comics. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
"06.05.2015 19:33:40" theoatmeal.com If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men - The Oatmeal ICYMI. I made a new comic about my dogs.
"06.05.2015 17:30:14" Truth.
"05.05.2015 17:42:04" theoatmeal.com If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men
"04.05.2015 18:50:49" #MayThe4thBeWithYou
"04.05.2015 02:31:30" I'm working on a new comic about my dogs right now that I'm hoping to publish this week. In the meantime, here's this.
"30.04.2015 20:30:44" #helloladies
"28.04.2015 23:59:11" Happy update. Exploding Kittens, as promised, will start shipping in July. Even the grumpy dude gets a copy.
"28.04.2015 21:29:34" Exploding Kittens Taco. Taco.
"28.04.2015 21:14:36" I do not believe in Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution. I believe in Jibbers Crabst.
"25.04.2015 19:21:46" theoatmeal.com Some thoughts on food - The Oatmeal I want to do a sequel to this comic. Which foods should I cover? (Please don't suggest Sriracha or bacon)
"16.04.2015 16:51:05" Registration for Beat The Blerch 2015 is now open. We've got races in Washington, New Jersey, and California, and we added a 5k option to our Sacramento race. http://www.beattheblerch.com
"15.04.2015 16:27:10" eventbrite.com SATURDAY Beat The Blerch - East WHAT IS THIS CRAZY NONSENSE? Beat The Blerch is a 10k, half marathon, and full marathon inspired by this comic about running. Organized by The Oatmeal, 2014 was the inaugural year of this race and now it’s your chance to figuratively (and literally), EAST COAST PEOPLE: 2015 Beat The Blerch registration for Morristown, NJ is now open.
"13.04.2015 18:37:06" theoatmeal.com The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon - The Oatmeal COMIC. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/marathon_do
"13.04.2015 16:26:48" Registration for 2015 Beat The Blerch is now open: http://www.beattheblerch.com/
"13.04.2015 16:13:23" Registration for Beat The Blerch 2015 in Carnation, Washington is now OPEN! Sasquatch, cake, and couches included.
Saturday race: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/saturday-beat-the-blerch-seattle-registration-16323989492
Sunday Race: http://www.eve
"08.04.2015 21:14:39" beattheblerch.com Beat The Blerch 2015 - 10k/Half/Full Marathon Series Beat The Blerch is a 10k, half marathon, and full marathon inspired by this comic about running. Organized by The Oatmeal, these races are a way for you to figuratively (and literally) Beat The Blerch. NEW RACE DATES/REGISTRATION TIMES ANNOUNCED! In addition to the Carnation run again, we're coming to the East Coast and Sacramento!
"07.04.2015 18:03:51" en.ilovecoffee.jp The best time to drink coffee according to science - I Love Coffee I Love Coffee is full of infographics, facts, quizzes, and other fun visual stuff about coffee and sometimes sushi written by Ryoko: a caffeinated Japanese lady living in Seattle. I helped write and draw this:
ALSO: I helped write a draw a coffee book that came out today.
"05.04.2015 17:40:23" Happy Easter.
"03.04.2015 17:30:19" Here's the tiny shareable version of yesterday's comic.
"02.04.2015 19:45:02" explodingkittens.com I'll have a whiskey - The Oatmeal Please send questions to: firstname.lastname@example.org All images, art, and game material are Copyright © 2015 Exploding Kittens, LLC. Royalty-free music from Bensound COMIC: http://www.explodingkittens.com/cat_whiskey.html
"31.03.2015 00:19:55" theoatmeal.com Hey bro, are you a flower? - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/flower
"30.03.2015 22:57:23" Bonus panel here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/greetings
"26.03.2015 17:36:35" This is my favorite page out of "The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances."
"23.03.2015 21:28:37" theoatmeal.com My Dog: The Paradox - The Oatmeal Happy #NationalPuppyDay
"18.03.2015 17:40:53" theoatmeal.com Sneak Peek VS Sneak Peak - The Oatmeal Morning reminder: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sneak_peek
"14.03.2015 17:31:52" This is the closest thing I have to a comic about #PiDay.
"13.03.2015 21:49:35" theoatmeal.com Feeling free ... - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/free
"13.03.2015 17:15:05" Defending the freedom my forefathers fought for.
"11.03.2015 20:23:03" en.ilovecoffee.jp How 99.9% of people judge the quality of their coffee - I Love Coffee I Love Coffee is full of infographics, facts, quizzes, and other fun visual stuff about coffee and sometimes sushi written by Ryoko: a caffeinated Japanese lady living in Seattle. Another coffee comic.
"11.03.2015 18:41:40" en.ilovecoffee.jp Should you put coffee in your face right now? - I Love Coffee This handy flowchart from The Oatmeal will help you determine whether or not now is a good time to put some coffee in your face. I created a handy flowchart.
"10.03.2015 23:32:10" The struggle is real.
"02.03.2015 22:05:53" The current state of things where I live.
"28.02.2015 18:28:47" theoatmeal.com Dear Senator Ted Cruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works - The Oatmeal I wrote this last year, but it's still a great primer on Net Neutrality.
"27.02.2015 19:21:25" The dress.
"24.02.2015 23:28:59" Victory.
"22.02.2015 20:45:25" Morning thoughts:
Jibbers Crabst = Our Lord and Savior.
Mantis Shrimp = The AntiCrabst?
"20.02.2015 02:41:57" Exploding Kittens is the most-backed Kickstarter of all time. To everyone who backed us, THANK YOU.
I'm gonna go get drunk on scotch and hot dogs now.
"20.02.2015 02:41:56" Exploding Kittens is the most-backed Kickstarter of all time. To everyone who backed us, THANK YOU.
I'm gonna go get drunk on scotch and hot dogs now.
"20.02.2015 01:14:26" kickstarter.com Exploding Kittens This is a card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats. Final notice: you have 45 minutes left to back Exploding Kittens.
"19.02.2015 23:27:34" We're into the last two hours of Exploding Kittens, and our reddit AMA starts today at 4:30pm PST. It'll be me, Elan, Shane, and (possibly) the creator of Cards Against Humanity. The awesome folks at Cards Against Humanity are going to be helping u
"19.02.2015 20:20:06" theoatmeal.com How to perfectly load a dishwasher - The Oatmeal COMIC.
"19.02.2015 19:23:19" Final update before the campaign closes in a few hours:
"19.02.2015 17:18:43" I know that no matter how many times I post about Exploding Kittens, for the next year I'm going to be seeing emails and comments from people who missed the initial Kickstarter and want to play the game (and in all likelihood, the game won't be avai
"19.02.2015 16:26:53" 9 HOURS LEFT! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/elanlee/exploding-kittens
"18.02.2015 23:18:55" theoatmeal.com Cat vs Internet - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet
"18.02.2015 20:14:20" AWAKEN THE NARNOPE. A new card from Exploding Kittens.
"18.02.2015 20:08:22" THE POPE OF NOPE HAS SPOKEN. Exploding Kittens
"18.02.2015 19:55:35" One of my favorite new things to come out of play-testing Exploding Kittens was the invention of the NOPE cards. If an opponent plays an action, you can slap down a NOPE card and prevent them from completing the action, UNLESS they have a NOPE as we
"17.02.2015 22:01:21" 52 hours remaining.
"17.02.2015 20:45:32" theoatmeal.com How much do cats actually kill? [Infographic] - The Oatmeal An oldie but a goodie. How much do cats actually kill? theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill
"17.02.2015 19:13:14" I'm drawing comments on Kickstarter starting right now.
"16.02.2015 23:02:01" theoatmeal.com I wish my kitty were big enough to hug - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_hug
"16.02.2015 22:37:31" theoatmeal.com How little bees take on enormous hornets - The Oatmeal NOTE: the surprise we're including in each copy of Exploding Kittens is not a Japanese Giant Hornet. Unless you really want one.
"16.02.2015 22:30:15" UPDATE: We created a super fancy, Kickstarter-exclusive box with a device hidden inside. Rather than spoiling the surprise, we thought it'd be better to just let you open the box and experience it yourself when all the game ship out.
Also, this lit
"16.02.2015 22:09:28" www.explodingkittens.com There's only a few days left to get Exploding Kittens Please send questions to: email@example.com All images, art, and game material are Copyright © 2015 Exploding Kittens, LLC. Royalty-free music from Bensound Now or never, kitties and gentlemen.
"14.02.2015 22:07:46" theoatmeal.com How to cuddle like you mean it - The Oatmeal ♥️ Some instructions for later on tonight. ♥️
"12.02.2015 23:18:43" Here's what I've been working on Timeline Photos This has become one of those images I refer to when I'm having a bad day because it always makes me laugh out loud. Thank you, Formal Sweatpants.
"10.02.2015 17:46:37" Scary.
"10.02.2015 03:24:31" A fun little Exploding Kittens update.
"09.02.2015 18:57:44" Exploding Kittens Song by Sarah Donner I wrote this song for the Exploding Kittens Card Game Kickstarter Achievement Thing. LYRICS: ￼Exploding kittens cannot be contained Easy clean up because it’... Instead of doing traditional stretch goals, we've created a series of unlockable achievements. One of them was writing a song about Exploding Kittens, and Sarah Donner delivered:
"09.02.2015 18:41:56" theoatmeal.com The worst thing about Valentine's Day - The Oatmeal Repost from a few years ago. Sorry for the lack of new comics lately. I've been busy with Exploding kittens stuff.
"03.02.2015 22:16:11" www.newsweek.com A Card Game About Exploding Kittens Broke a Kickstarter Record Exploding Kittens is bringing back cards while attracting $5 million in investment, setting a Kickstarter record. Newsweek posted a great writeup about Exploding Kittenstoday.
I've been at this conference called "Joco Cruise" for the past few days (it's sort of like PAX on a Caribbean cruise ship), and Elan and I have been play-testing for nearly a week now and
"02.02.2015 23:31:30" theoatmeal.com This is a red velvet mite and he is here to teach you about love - The Oatmeal I want to give a big thanks to Alie Ward for introducing me to the wonders of the red velvet mite. Alie is a volunteer "bug lady" at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County, and also runs a podcast with Georgia Hardstark. I recently was a gu Comic: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/red_velvet_mite
"29.01.2015 06:50:42" Before the SkyBed pleasures you, you must first pleasure the SkyBed.
"28.01.2015 17:57:12" mashable.com Exploding Kittens is the most backed Kickstarter project ever The Kickstarter project for a card game called Exploding Kittens asked for a modest $10,000. The internet, however, would have none of that nonsense. Happy first week on Kickstarter, Exploding Kittens.
THAT'LL DO KITTEN.
"26.01.2015 23:43:08" This one is for you, citizens of NYC.
"26.01.2015 19:51:01" We just hit 100,000 backers. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/elanlee/exploding-kittens/posts/1117204
"25.01.2015 23:14:27" My birth.
"25.01.2015 19:41:34" theoatmeal.com Look, I'm sorry I called you the B-word - The Oatmeal This was one of my favorite comics from last year. It didn't get much traction though. Maybe kids these days just aren't into Xenomorph jokes. I will never tire of Xenomorph jokes. That and Jurassic Park jokes.
"25.01.2015 19:24:08" One of my favorite quotes by Kurt Vonnegut, illustrated.
"23.01.2015 22:28:19" I was working on some NSFW cards for Exploding Kittens last night and I made an important discovery.
"23.01.2015 18:04:28" I went for a run with Peter Sagal last fall and he wrote about it for Runner's World.
Also, for everyone that's wondering: we're frantically working on doing another Beat The Blerch race
"23.01.2015 01:25:43" THANK YOU.
"22.01.2015 23:15:31" This will definitely be in the deck. Timeline Photos I'm not sure what his superpower could be.
"22.01.2015 22:22:10" I had a lot of fun playing the game last night. This is an older prototype deck I had made up a few weeks ago.
Any suggestions for new cards? (Other than Tesla, Mantis Shrimp, The Blerch, or anything Sriracha related)
"22.01.2015 21:18:08" I hope you've got your spandex on, because it's time to STRETCH.
"22.01.2015 18:53:30" This company found my number and started cold-texting me this morning. FINALLY, THE BIG BREAK I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
Full conversation here: http://i.imgur.com/MWlPsZS.png
"21.01.2015 18:43:13" THANK YOU!
"21.01.2015 17:53:40" www.cnn.com Exploding Kittens sets fire to Kickstarter - CNN.com A card game featuring exploding kittens goes viral on Kickstarter and ends up raising a fortune. :D
"21.01.2015 00:49:32" Thank you.
"20.01.2015 22:07:26" I love my job.
"20.01.2015 19:20:20" THANK YOU! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/elanlee/exploding-kittens
"20.01.2015 18:46:52" Exploding Kittens Exploding kittens is a card game for people who are into kittens, explosions, laser beams, and sometimes goats. Follow Exploding Kittens if you want updates about our card game or if you are simply into laser beams and sasquatches because we have those too.
"20.01.2015 18:39:22" Exploding Kittens This is a card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats. WE HIT OUR GOAL IN 8 MINUTES!
I love you, my precious Oatlets. Who wants a sandwich?
"20.01.2015 18:20:01" Here's a short video explanation of how Exploding Kittens works.
"20.01.2015 18:18:17" BIG FANCY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I teamed up with these two super smart dudes and the three of us created a new card game called Exploding Kittens.
"19.01.2015 22:54:08" I'm excited about my sooper-secret-goat-explosion-related-thing launch tomorrow, so I drew this guy a goat because he asked me to.
P.S. I love you all, but I'm only drawing this one thing today, so please don't send me photos.
"19.01.2015 21:30:30" Here's a little sneak peek of a project I've been working on. I've been secretly working on this for a few months now and I'm so excited about it I might just barf up a falling star.
It launches tomorrow morning. Stay tuned.
"19.01.2015 03:50:13" The current state of things.
"16.01.2015 21:44:34" Some thoughts on food.
"16.01.2015 02:43:35" One of my favorite panels from My Dog: The Paradox. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox
"15.01.2015 18:31:36" From yesterday.
"14.01.2015 19:56:00" theoatmeal.com Should you buy a selfie stick? - The Oatmeal I put together this convenient little guide for shoppers. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/selfie_stick
"12.01.2015 00:23:39" Currently watching Snowpiercer. No swords but plenty of axes and explosions.
"09.01.2015 19:58:24" Hello January. I missed you.
"07.01.2015 23:48:17" theoatmeal.com How to suck at your religion - The Oatmeal Relevant today: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
"06.01.2015 22:11:12" More minor differences here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences
"05.01.2015 19:16:10" theoatmeal.com How and why to use whom in a sentence - The Oatmeal A grammar guide. Full comic here:
"02.01.2015 19:51:28" Currently.
"25.12.2014 18:04:29" theoatmeal.com How different age groups celebrate Christmas - The Oatmeal Today, illustrated.
Full comic here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/christmas
"24.12.2014 00:48:09" theoatmeal.com Why haven't you had kids yet? - The Oatmeal Over the next few days, if your relatives bug you about having kids, please refer them to this:
"22.12.2014 20:14:46" theoatmeal.com The primary difference between North and South Korea - The Oatmeal COMIC: The primary difference between North and South Korea
"22.12.2014 19:18:04" #BooksIWantToWrite
"22.12.2014 19:08:19" theoatmeal.com 6 things I learned from riding in a Google Self-Driving Car - The Oatmeal Last week, a friend and I got a sneak peek at Google's new self-driving cars. In addition to spending an afternoon cheating on my Intergalactic SpaceBoat of Light and Wonder, I got to chat with the engineers about the project. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/google_self_driving_car
I went down to Mountain View with Where the Hell is Matt? and we got driven around by robots.
"21.12.2014 18:59:20" Can't wait to hear how this ends.
"17.12.2014 17:45:56" theoatmeal.com Sweetie, no one likes selfies - The Oatmeal Instagram added some new filters today and I #lovethem almost as much as I #loveyou.
"17.12.2014 02:20:34" Went to Trader Joes tonight and some mistakes were made.
"17.12.2014 01:20:46" Oatmeal Greenlake Fun Run 5k/10k around Greenlake - 12/14/2014 This is what 400 runners covered in Christmas lights looks like from an aerial drone. Thanks to everyone who came out for the Beat The Blerch holiday 5k around Green Lake.
"17.12.2014 00:34:05" Addicted.
"14.12.2014 20:26:32" theoatmeal.com Sneak Peek VS Sneak Peak - The Oatmeal I added a bonus panel to this one:
"13.12.2014 22:28:23" Addressing a little spelling pet peeve of mine.
"13.12.2014 21:21:23" HO HO HORHORHORHAHAAA
"13.12.2014 21:10:48" Took a test-drive in the Google self-driving car with The Oatmeal yesterday. Can't wait for these things to replace all of us sleep-deprived, drug-addled, emotionally unstable, dangerously incompetent humans. Mobile Uploads I went for a ride in a Google self-driving car with Where the Hell is Matt? yesterday. Google also let me take a peek at the next version of the car, which was built from the ground up by Google (rather than being a modified Lexus), and had never be
"11.12.2014 19:53:07" Posters and signed prints are 25% off for the next few days. Order soon if you want to get your stuff before Christmas.
"09.12.2014 21:36:49" imgur.com imgur: the simple image sharer The most viral images on the internet, curated in real time by a dedicated community through commenting, voting and sharing. HATE MAIL OF THE DAY: Robert does not agree with my views regarding Jibbers Crabst, a fire-breathing God-lobster who lives behind the rings of saturn, and so we got into a theological debate.
Things got pretty heated, but in the end I think we both
"09.12.2014 20:08:00" For those who have recently converted to Crustaceanity and found the One Lobster Truth through our Lord and Savior™, Jibbers Crabst, bumper stickers are now available.
"08.12.2014 22:21:06" Citizens of the Pacific Northwest: come run a free 5k/10k with me at Green Lake on Sunday. Please wear Christmas lights and other obnoxious holiday things.
"07.12.2014 19:48:36" Morning thoughts.
"06.12.2014 18:27:31" theoatmeal.com I do not believe in Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/blog/jibbers_crabst
Wow, over 200,000 views in less than 24 hours. Behold the power of #JibbersCrabst.
"05.12.2014 18:34:08" BAHFest West 2014 - Matt Inman: Jibbers Crabst Keynote speaker Matt Inman introduces us to a new deity, enlightening the the San Francisco audience in the process, in the first ever BAHFest West keynote a...
"05.12.2014 18:22:59" theoatmeal.com I do not believe in Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection - The Oatmeal NEW http://theoatmeal.com/blog/jibbers_crabst
"04.12.2014 18:05:11" Sriracha candy canes are the hero your mouth deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
"03.12.2014 20:05:09" theoatmeal.com My email is a monster - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/email_monster
"01.12.2014 16:56:41" More greeting cards here: http://theoatmeal.com/horrible
"01.12.2014 16:47:40" Last day to buy Oatmeal stuff on sale.
"29.11.2014 19:32:21" instagram.com Instagram theoatmeal's photo on Instagram Double-tap
"29.11.2014 16:25:58" Cats playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Signed prints are $17 (50% off) today: http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/cats-playing-hungry-hungry-hippos-signed-print
"29.11.2014 01:59:34" So cool to see my very own Wookiee Jesus making an appearance in the new Star Wars teaser trailer.
"28.11.2014 05:18:43" theoatmeal.com Black Friday 2014 - The Oatmeal Our Black Friday Sale is going on. Blerch running shirts are $12.50, and you can get signed prints for $17.
"28.11.2014 05:04:51" www.barnesandnoble.com Barnes & Noble Black Friday Signed Editions - Barnes & Noble See all signed editions available in stores from 100 of today's biggest authors. The greatest offering of it's kind in the world! Want a signed copy of my running book? I signed 5,000 copies for Barnes and Noble, and -most- B&N stores should have them in stock starting tomorrow. (Call if you're unsure)
"27.11.2014 16:17:23" theoatmeal.com Thanksgiving as a kid VS Thanksgiving as an adult - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/thanksgiving
"25.11.2014 18:48:57" "Mrowwy Night" signed prints for $17.
"24.11.2014 17:32:03" Signed prints are $17: http://shop.theoatmeal.com/collections/prints
"24.11.2014 17:30:08" theoatmeal.com Black Friday 2014 - The Oatmeal We started our Black Friday Sale a bit early this year (mostly to give international orders more time to ship before Christmas)
"21.11.2014 18:27:18" Added "Godzilla NOPE" as a signed print to the shop yesterday.
Also, would anyone be interested in seeing Cat's Schrödinger on a t-shirt?
"21.11.2014 00:47:37" A failed experiment.
"20.11.2014 19:24:00" I added a bunch of new prints to the shop today, as well as oversized Blerch cake magnets.
Each print is signed by The Oatmeal: http://shop.theoatmeal.com/
"13.11.2014 18:39:47" theoatmeal.com Why working at home is both awesome and horrible - The Oatmeal #TBT That time I wrote about working from home. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home
"12.11.2014 18:53:07" twitter.com Matthew Inman on Twitter: "BREAKING: ESA RELEASES FIRST HIGH-RES PHOTO FROM THE SURFACE OF COMET... When you tweet with a location, Twitter stores that location. You can switch location on/off before each Tweet and always have the option to delete your location history. Learn more https://twitter.com/Oatmeal/status/532603768274419713
"11.11.2014 17:36:06" theoatmeal.com Dear Senator Ted Cruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works - The Oatmeal In case you missed it.
"10.11.2014 22:46:01" theoatmeal.com Dear Senator Ted Cruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works - The Oatmeal Dear Senator Ted Cruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works.
"10.11.2014 20:08:04" This is still my favorite thing.
"07.11.2014 19:09:52" Jesus RollerBlading Christ it's super nice in Seattle today!
"07.11.2014 18:32:53" Oh, I have a comic for that too:
"06.11.2014 20:09:50" theoatmeal.com War in the name of atheism - The Oatmeal And while we're on the subject.
"06.11.2014 18:45:37" theoatmeal.com How to suck at your religion - The Oatmeal I've had a number of requests to turn this into a poster over the past few years, but I've never been able to get it to fit properly -- it's long and it reads vertically. I thought about turning it into a little booklet instead, that way I could go d
"05.11.2014 22:09:55" Simmons, it's time.
"03.11.2014 21:33:45" teespring.com Tees for the Tesla Museum! Tesla and The Oatmeal have teamed up to help raise more funds for the Nikola Tesla Museum! Design will be screen printed on high-quality ringspun tees, and for each sold we'll be donating more than $15 directly to the museum!UPDATE: $120,000 RAISED S Only a few hours left to get a Tesla shirt! Each shirt sold will raise $15 for the Nikola Tesla Museum.
"31.10.2014 20:31:33" A Blerch-o-lantern by Ryan Rothman.
"30.10.2014 21:10:51" Longer version here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers
"30.10.2014 20:33:05" theoatmeal.com How to draw hands in three easy steps - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/how_draw_hands
"28.10.2014 19:20:30" Only 6 days left to buy a Tesla Motors / Wardenclyffe t-shirt.
"22.10.2014 23:23:06" theoatmeal.com The 4 Seasons of Seattle Weather - The Oatmeal I'm in Portland for a book signing tonight and this is basically the state of things.
"21.10.2014 18:56:58" Been posting some thoughts and doodles on Instagram lately.
"20.10.2014 17:39:07" One of my favorite pages from my new book. Currently on Amazon for 10 bucks: http://amzn.to/1maCvB5
"13.10.2014 14:15:03" Today is Columbus Day in the United States of America http://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day
"12.10.2014 17:29:32" See you at 2pm today, Kansas City! https://www.facebook.com/events/1480618462223155/
More tour dates here:
"09.10.2014 14:42:12" #tbt That time I wrote a comic about cats.
"09.10.2014 14:13:34" Whoops, Facebook isn't showing the Blerch illustration by Formal Sweatpants in that last post. Reposting here.
"09.10.2014 14:11:58" theoatmeal.com The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances - A new book by The Oatmeal - The... From Eisner-Award winner and #1 New York Times best-selling author, Matthew Inman, AKA “The Oatmeal,” comes this hilarious, beautiful, poignant collection of comics and stories about running, eating, napping, and one cartoonist’s reasons for running Guess whose new book just got on the New York Times Best-Sellers list? MINE DID! To everyone who bought a copy: thank you thank you thank you. You're the reason I get to do this for a living.
I'd also like to present
"08.10.2014 15:08:30" theoatmeal.com Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The Oatmeal All of the information in this essay came from A People's History of the United States, by Howard Zinn, and Lies My Teacher Told Me, by James W. Loewen, both of which uses primary sources such as eyewitness accounts, journal entries, and letters from BAM! Less than a year after the publication of this comic, Columbus Day was dropped like a bad habit in the city of Seattle.
"08.10.2014 13:48:08" Moar running comics here: http://theoatmeal.com/running
"06.10.2014 12:27:50" This is my favorite page out of "Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants."
"01.10.2014 16:11:32" theoatmeal.com The crap we put up with getting on and off an airplane - The Oatmeal I'm stepping on an airplane today for a month long book tour. FUN.
"30.09.2014 22:02:52" I found myself at a baby shower this weekend where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a notecard.
"30.09.2014 21:53:30" theoatmeal.com They say that water cannot be created or destroyed - The Oatmeal COMIC: They say that water cannot be created or destroyed. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/water
"30.09.2014 20:16:37" Experience this firsthand today.
"30.09.2014 17:26:04" Again, thanks to everyone who ordered a copy of my new book. You're the reason I get to do this for a living.
"30.09.2014 17:13:03" MY NEW BOOK SHIPS TODAY!
AND ... Amazon & Barnes and Noble have both discounted it so it's only $10 bucks (they typically do this during launch because a book sees a high number of sales during its first week). The boo
"29.09.2014 20:41:04" Citizens of NYC! We're doing a mini "Beat The Blerch" 4 mile fun run in Central Park on October 8th. Admission is free, and we're going to run 4 miles. There will be Blerches in fatsuits chasing you, and there will most definitely be birthday cak Timeline Photos Heads up to citizens of NYC.
"29.09.2014 20:29:04" Book tour dates announced! Some of these are regular book signings, and some are coupled with fun runs, including a mini "Beat The Blerch" happening in Central Park next week, complete with birthday cake and actual Blerches who will chase you. Plea
"27.09.2014 18:47:22" www.sciencealert.com.au Mantis shrimps can see cancer, and scientists have now created a camera that does the same Inspired by the eyes of mantis shrimps, Australian researchers have created sensors that can detect cancer and visualise brain activity. Okay, this is starting to get ridiculous.
"26.09.2014 21:03:48" www.radiolab.org 'Murdersquishing' Them To Death: How Little Bees Take On Enormous Hornets They are small. They are weak. They are vulnerable. But these little bees take on a humongous predator in the most ingenious way.
"25.09.2014 20:31:21" I'm doing a reddit AMA this Tuesday, September 30th. I've attached proof.
"24.09.2014 22:18:50" Also, a big thanks to Tesla Motors for giving me permission to use their logo on these shirts. For every shirt we sell, $15 goes to the museum.
Reserve your shirt here: http://teespring.com/tesla#pid=6&cid=647
My review of my Tesla Model S: http:/
"24.09.2014 21:50:12" theoatmeal.com Nikola Tesla Dood - The Oatmeal I teamed up with Sarah Donner to produce a sing-along video about Nikola Tesla. We're using this video to try and raise funds for Nikola Tesla's laboratory. NEW COMIC (sort of) http://theoatmeal.com/comics/nikola_tesla_dood
"24.09.2014 21:29:52" TESLA MUSEUM UPDATE! You can now buy a brick which will be engraved with the message of your choice and installed on the grounds of Nikola Tesla's laboratory. You can also upload a logo or artwork, or buy a group of engraved bricks.
We also got pe
"24.09.2014 21:21:27" Nikola Tesla Dood - Sarah Donner and The Oatmeal We're trying to build a Tesla Museum! If you want to help, share this video or click here: http://theoatmeal.com/teslamuseum Music by Sarah Donner: http://ww... I teamed up with Sarah Donner to make a sing-a-long video about the Electric WonderJesus known as Nikola Tesla. Share or like this video to help support the Tesla Museum.
"24.09.2014 19:02:02" Today is Jim Henson's birthday. He would have been 78.
"23.09.2014 19:39:25" #strength
"23.09.2014 18:34:01" theoatmeal.com How little bees take on enormous hornets - The Oatmeal NEW COMIC. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bees_vs_hornets
This is a chapter from my new book, which comes out next week: http://theoatmeal.com/running
"18.09.2014 18:38:46" #inspiration
"18.09.2014 18:33:20" www.beattheblerch.com Beat The Blerch - 10k/half/full marathon Beat The Blerch is a 10k, half marathon, and full marathon inspired by this comic about running. Organized by The Oatmeal, 2014 is the inaugural year of this race and it’s your chance to figuratively (and literally), Beat The Blerch. It's finally here. We've got over 4,000 runners descending on Carnation, Washington this weekend to run the Beat The Blerch marathon. The mountains of birthday cake, Nutella sandwiches, and costumed Blerches are all standing by.
"15.09.2014 18:31:51" Anyone else going to see Neil deGrasse Tyson at The Paramount tonight?
"15.09.2014 16:24:26" theoatmeal.com The state of the music industry - The Oatmeal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/music_industry
"09.09.2014 20:52:00" theoatmeal.com What it's like to own an Apple product - The Oatmeal Obligatory repost about owning an Apple product.
"09.09.2014 18:39:16" twitter.com Matthew Inman on Twitter: ""Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it's ... hang on. Just a sec. God... " This has already been marked as containing sensitive content. When you tweet with a location, Twitter stores that location. tee-hee.
"06.09.2014 20:04:07" Did You Know? Thomas Edison accidentally invented the modern tattoo gun. HEADS UP: I'll be on The History Channel tonight zapping Henry Rollins with my Tesla cannon. You can tune in on H2, or download the episode on Amazon or iTunes.
"06.09.2014 17:02:00" www.usatoday.com Whoa! Fisherman catches giant shrimp Fort Pierce, Florida -- This shrimp ain't no average shrimp. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission posted several photos on Facebook from fisherman Steve Bargeron, who hooked a massive This has been all over the news lately. A huge mantis shrimp was caught off the coast of Florida. This article isn't particularly accurate (a mantis shrimp isn't actually a shrimp), but the photos are impressive.
"03.09.2014 19:12:52" MANTIS MURDER SHRIMP (Slow Motion) - Smarter Every Day 121 Free Audio Book ⇒ http://bit.ly/AudibleSED Tweet⇒ http://bit.ly/MantisMurderTwt FB⇒ http://bit.ly/MantisMurderFB Official comment thread on Reddit here: http... Two great mantis shrimp videos popped up on the internet this week. If you don't know what a mantis shrimp is, go read this comic:
The first video shows how the mechanics of a Mantis Shrimp's "murder sti
"02.09.2014 15:26:50" theoatmeal.com I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman (NSFW) - The Oatmeal A few weeks ago, Marvel unveiled the cover illustration of Spider-Woman #1. I decided to re-draw Spider-Man the same way. Repost from the weekend. I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman. (NSFW).
"30.08.2014 22:50:25" theoatmeal.com I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman (NSFW) - The Oatmeal A few weeks ago, Marvel unveiled the cover illustration of Spider-Woman #1. I decided to re-draw Spider-Man the same way. http://theoatmeal.com/blog/spiderwoman
"23.08.2014 19:11:35" www.amazon.com The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances Praise for #1 New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, AKA The Oatmeal: "All runners wonder, at some point or another, why we do what we do. Mr. Inman's explanation is the best I've ever seen. And the funniest. Because he is clinically insan Amazon dropped the price of my new Blerch book and it's currently 10 bucks. Pre-order now and reserve your copy (Amazon has run out of stock of my books on release dates before).
"22.08.2014 19:08:10" Why haven't you had kids yet?
Bonus panels added here: http://theoatmeal.com/pl/kids/bonus
"21.08.2014 22:09:09" theoatmeal.com The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon - The Oatmeal I wrote a guide to running your first marathon. Full comic here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/marathon_do
"21.08.2014 18:55:45" theoatmeal.com Why haven't you had kids yet? - The Oatmeal New comic: why haven't you had kids yet?
"18.08.2014 16:28:14" I got a lot of requests for this as a signed print, so I added it to the shop today.
Note: I just sent the files to the printer this morning, so it might be a week or
"17.08.2014 23:32:46" instagram.com Instagram theoatmeal's photo on Instagram Messing around with Care Bears on Instagram today http://instagram.com/p/r0R9E4oQ8P/
"14.08.2014 19:27:36" theoatmeal.com What it's like to play online games as a grownup - The Oatmeal #TBT That time in 2011 when I wrote a comic about playing online games.
"13.08.2014 06:38:40" Tuesday night doodle.
"11.08.2014 16:56:20" Last 24 hours of the anniversary sale. (and then I won't bug you again until Black Friday in November, I promise.)
Signed "Mrowwy Night" print is currently only $17. http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/starry-cat-signed-print
Shirts, posters, and