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"23.02.2017 08:10:16" Timeline Photos It's National Toast Day. Everyone's excited about it except this slice of bread that's just realised how toast is made.
"21.02.2017 19:00:03" ipetitions.com Bring Sir David Attenborough to innocent Fruit Towers So BBC Earth said they'd bring Sir David Attenborough to our office if we got a million signatures. Let's do this.
"21.02.2017 09:48:10" theguardian.com Mary Berry says she was 'never asked' to go with Bake Off to C4 Celebrity cook says she didn't have a meeting with broadcaster but had already decided to stay loyal to BBC [Channel 4 employees, looking at each other]
"I thought you asked her?"
"YOU were supposed to be asking her."
"20.02.2017 08:32:30" www.bbc.co.uk Sir David Attenborough to present Blue Planet sequel - BBC News The sequel to 2001's ocean series is due to be shown later this year on BBC One. BRILLIANT TV NEWS ALERT:
"15.02.2017 19:00:01" Now that Valentine's Day is over, it's important to remember that the true meaning of February is Pancake Day.
"15.02.2017 08:54:06" amp.theguardian.com Nokia 3310, beloved and 'indestructible' mobile phone, to be reborn The announcement that a Finnish manufacturer will reissue the world's best-selling mobile phone has been met with joy and trepidation AND NOW FOR SOME BRILLIANT NEWS
"14.02.2017 18:30:01" Timeline Photos A Valentine's Day card for couples ready to make the ultimate commitment.
"14.02.2017 17:25:25" Timeline Photos Forgot to buy a Valentine's Day card? Here's a plan B.
"14.02.2017 16:00:01" Timeline Photos Tired of going out for Valentine's Day and finding that everything costs twice as much? The innocent cut and out keep romantic dinner for two has everything you need without spending a penny.
"14.02.2017 14:25:43" Photos from innocent's post Valentine's Day love notes are being passed around the office. Some of them are more romantic than others.
"14.02.2017 10:30:01" Photos from innocent's post Valentine's Day love notes are being passed around the office. Some of them are more romantic than others.
"14.02.2017 08:00:06" Timeline Photos It's Valentine's Day, and if you can't upload a photo of spooning bananas to Facebook on Valentine's Day, when can you?
"12.02.2017 10:55:50" innocent If you're debating whether or not you should leave the house today, please be aware that it is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, WEATHER UPDATE: it is still very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
"11.02.2017 10:27:32" If you're debating whether or not you should leave the house today, please be aware that it is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
"11.02.2017 10:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk and a Valentine's dinner for two the innocent newsletter Love is letting someone scroll through your phone without supervision
"07.02.2017 19:00:00" Things you should know about us:
1. We make healthy drinks
2. We give 10% of our profits to charity
4. We are great at counting
D. The end.
"01.02.2017 08:33:07" Question: "can you believe it's February already?"
Polite answer: "I know, where does the time go?"
Interesting and dangerous answer: "Yes I can believe it because that's how time works."
"30.01.2017 10:31:47" Photos from innocent's post Some incredibly wise homemade fortune cookies are being passed around the office to celebrate Chinese New Year.
"27.01.2017 09:24:48" innocent's cover photo
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"26.01.2017 08:44:37" innocent's cover photo
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"25.01.2017 19:05:43" Timeline Photos Let us end today with 2 facts:
1. A bunch of bananas is called 'a hand'
2. A single banana is called 'a finger'
Enjoy your nightmares.
"23.01.2017 18:00:01" Photos from innocent's post Eating in season - good for you, good for the planet.
"20.01.2017 12:00:01" Timeline Photos It's Penguin Awareness Day today, so it's important you're aware which animals are penguins and which animals are not penguins. The animal on the left is a penguin. The animal on the right, although similar in colour to a penguin, is actually a panda.
"20.01.2017 09:11:50" Timeline Photos Today is Penguin Awareness Day. Just in case you're not aware, this is what a baby penguin looks like
"20.01.2017 08:30:00" Penguin vs Not a Penguin Today is Penguin Awareness Day, so we've made an educational video to raise awareness of the animals which are penguins and the animals which are not penguins.
"20.01.2017 08:00:00" Timeline Photos Today is Penguin Awareness Day. We're doing our bit. Are you?
"20.01.2017 07:47:55" innocent's cover photo
"18.01.2017 17:30:00" bbc.co.uk University of Cambridge is recruiting a professor of Lego There are only three days left to apply for what many might consider a dream job. JOB DEFINITELY WORTH APPLYING FOR ALERT:
"16.01.2017 08:28:30" Today is Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year. Thankfully, it isn't real and was just invented by someone in marketing.
"14.01.2017 10:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk less waste in the world the innocent newsletter We've been working with FareShare so our leftover drinks don't go to waste (and other good bits of newsletter news)
"12.01.2017 17:50:09" SNOWING.
FALLING FROM THE SKY.
FROZEN ICY DROPS OF JOY.
"07.01.2017 10:00:00" ATTENTION EVERYONE: it's now officially okay to stop wishing every person you meet a 'Happy New Year'.
"07.01.2017 09:00:00" Timeline Photos A little January motivation for you.
"06.01.2017 08:00:02" Timeline Photos One less New Year's resolution to worry about.
"05.01.2017 18:00:01" Timeline Photos In March 2015, the innocent foundation donated £20,000 to help Yemeni families in desperate need of food. Since then, food security has deteriorated even further, and 14.4 million Yemenis (half of the population) are going hungry. Today the innocent
"03.01.2017 08:00:01" Timeline Photos "Did you have a nice Christmas?"
"02.01.2017 18:13:49" Our New Year's resolution is to write at least one Facebook post about smoothies, so
Nailed it. See you in 2018.
"01.01.2017 09:00:01" Timeline Photos New Year's Day emotion over time.
"27.12.2016 16:58:36" Timeline Photos Couch potato.
"27.12.2016 13:40:45" December 27th to-do list:
1. Be vertical (minimum 2 hours)
2. Wear real clothes (minimum 12 minutes)
3. Leave the house (minimum 30 seconds)
"26.12.2016 10:00:00" Timeline Photos Monopoly rage over time.
"25.12.2016 15:30:01" Timeline Photos We won't tell anyone. Promise.
"24.12.2016 14:00:01" Timeline Photos The best of times, the worst of times.
"24.12.2016 11:00:00" Timeline Photos Berry Christmas, everyone. Hope it's a grape one.
"24.12.2016 09:00:00" Timeline Photos A graph for anyone who hasn't started their Christmas shopping yet.
"23.12.2016 10:00:01" Timeline Photos We've used Photoshopped ribbons to entice you to buy our juice for Christmas. Don't say we didn't put the effort in.
"23.12.2016 08:33:47" Happy Christmas Eve Eve.
And Happy Easter Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve
"22.12.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos That'll teach them.
"21.12.2016 20:03:58" How to untangle Christmas lights:
Step 1: try to untangle lights
Step 2: fail miserably
Step 3: cry a bit
Step 4: lie in foetal position
Step 5: pull yourself together
Step 6: finally get them untangled
Step 7: wrap them around tree
"20.12.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos A sensible Christmas card.
"19.12.2016 08:00:00" Timeline Photos We've used Photoshopped ribbons and a superimposed snow scene to entice you to buy our super smoothies for £2 in Sainsbury's this Christmas. Don't say we didn't put the effort in.
"17.12.2016 10:00:00" Timeline Photos A handy flowchart about pantomimes.
"16.12.2016 14:00:00" innocentjokegenerator.com innocent 58 jokes to delight and disappoint your friends and family this Christmas.
"15.12.2016 08:06:36" Timeline Photos A handy Christmas flow chart.
"15.12.2016 08:00:00" Photos from innocent's post We came up with a few different super smoothie poster ideas. Some were better than others.
"14.12.2016 08:00:00" Timeline Photos Winter wisdom, brought to you from the back of a bottle.
"13.12.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos innocent super smoothies – one less thing to worry about.
"12.12.2016 08:00:00" Timeline Photos innocent super smoothies – one less thing to worry about.
"11.12.2016 21:17:36" Photos from innocent's post All of our Planet Earth 2 graphs, in case you want to re-live the drama/joy/peril/horror/emotion/terror one last time.
"11.12.2016 20:54:15" Timeline Photos Planet Earth 2 - terror over time.
"11.12.2016 20:41:31" This whole time we've all been distracted by the thought of aliens taking over the Earth, AND NOBODY WAS WATCHING THE CATFISH.
"11.12.2016 20:08:16" Timeline Photos Attenborough-induced feelings over time.
"11.12.2016 18:00:00" thebigknit.co.uk innocent Knit a Big Knit hat and help Age UK keep older people warm and well during winter.
"11.12.2016 08:00:00" innocent super smoothies innocent super smoothies. Bursting with good stuff.
"10.12.2016 10:00:00" Timeline Photos We made a big poster for the London underground. Keep an eye out for them if you travel by tube.
"04.12.2016 20:57:53" Timeline Photos Planet Earth 2: emotion over time
"01.12.2016 08:05:49" Dear everyone,
It is now acceptable to use the following:
The Royal Society of Seasonally Appropriate Emojis.
"30.11.2016 08:22:30" Happy December Eve.
And Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve.
"27.11.2016 20:56:25" Timeline Photos Planet Earth 2: horror over time
"27.11.2016 20:18:36" Scariest things in life:
1. Climate change
2. House prices
3. The Butcher bird in Planet Earth 2.
"26.11.2016 10:00:02" innocentdrinks.co.uk and a cat does something good the innocent newsletter Let's learn about smoots
"25.11.2016 08:04:57" Timeline Photos Some Black Friday advice.
"24.11.2016 18:17:55" Timeline Photos A Black Friday public service announcement.
"21.11.2016 17:51:34" ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE UK: if you have an ark lying around, now is the time to use it.
"20.11.2016 21:00:44" Timeline Photos Planet Earth 2: peril over time.
"20.11.2016 20:03:32" Time for Planet Earth 2 - or as it should be called, 'An Hour of Screaming At Tiny Animals In Peril To Run Away Faster'
"13.11.2016 20:58:38" Timeline Photos Planet Earth 2 - joy over time
"13.11.2016 20:23:26" And the award for the greatest thing to ever appear on TV, goes to...The Grizzly Bear Dance #PlanetEarth2
"12.11.2016 10:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk also, smoothies the innocent newsletter Puppies, and other good news out there
"12.11.2016 09:18:25" Saturday morning rain is nature's way of telling you to stay in bed all weekend.
"10.11.2016 17:07:06" The Man on the Moon calls his agent, livid. "A trampoline?" He shouts. "A COUPLE OF FOXES ON A TRAMPOLINE? I HAD TO GO TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON, JEFF."
"09.11.2016 17:17:46" Photos from innocent's post REMINDER FOR EVERYONE: baby hedgehogs exist and they are excellent.
"09.11.2016 09:50:23" Timeline Photos In other news, here's a grape with a raspberry beard.
"08.11.2016 08:27:42" ATTENTION EVERYONE: it's cold outside. Best to wear everything you own and, if possible, find a bear to hold close to you for the next 5 months.
"06.11.2016 20:51:43" Timeline Photos Planet Earth 2 - drama over time
"06.11.2016 20:40:04" Planet Earth 2 recap so far:
2. Komodo dragons
3. Baby lemur
4. TERRIFYING SNAKES
5. Bird romance
This is the best TV programme ever.
"06.11.2016 20:27:42" Planet Earth 2 is less of a nature documentary and more a useful reminder that snakes are terrifying.
"06.11.2016 20:04:08" Timeline Photos And suddenly, all is right with the world.
"06.11.2016 19:59:08" ATTENTION BRITAIN,
ATTENBOROUGH IS BACK ON TV IN 2 MINUTES.
TURN TO BBC ONE NOW FOR PLANET EARTH 2.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
"05.11.2016 10:00:01" Timeline Photos Hedgehogs like to hang out in unlit bonfires. Please check yours is hedgehog-free tonight before you light it.
"04.11.2016 17:04:21" Tim's annual indoor fireworks display.
"04.11.2016 17:00:01" Only 50 days until Christmas. Only 51 days until trifle, Quality Street, cold roast potatoes and a wheel of brie are legitimate breakfast foods.
"01.11.2016 08:49:41" November 1st. Goodbye Halloween, hello Christmas. Mariah Carey blasts out of every stereo. Mince pies are eaten with every meal. And in the distance, the faint jangle of sleigh bells.
"31.10.2016 20:29:02" Timeline Photos Horror in the modern age - less than 10% phone battery.
"31.10.2016 16:30:04" Absolutely terrify yourself this Halloween by looking up how much of your student loan you still have to pay off.
"31.10.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos Horror in the modern age.
"30.10.2016 10:00:01" Timeline Photos 18,000 tonnes of pumpkin are wasted after Halloween every year. Make the most of yours by scooping out the insides and turning them into a risotto or soup. Or, you know, a smoothie. http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/pumpkin
"30.10.2016 09:45:57" 1. Wake up
2. Check time
3. Remember that the clocks went back
4. Think about all the jobs you've been putting off for ages that you could finally get done in the extra hour
6. Roll over
7. Go back to sleep.
"29.10.2016 12:00:01" Timeline Photos Don't forget to put your clocks back before bed tonight. Here's how:
"29.10.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos Halloween pumpkins don't get much scarier than this.
"28.10.2016 11:55:26" bbc.co.uk World's largest marine protected area declared in Antarctica - BBC News After years of international negotiations, Ross Sea in Antarctica will become the world's largest marine protected area. GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: The Ross Sea in Antarctica is now the world's largest Marine Protected Area.
"26.10.2016 19:54:54" AND THE WINNER OF BAKE OFF2016 IS...SELASI.
That's our story and we're sticking to it.
"26.10.2016 19:18:32" How the Bake Off final is going so far:
Not Selasi 1 - handshake
Not Selasi 2 - handshake
Not Selasi 3 - no handshake for you, mate.
"26.10.2016 19:05:09" How we'll be referring to the contestants during the Bake Off final:
Jane = Not Selasi 1
Candice = Not Selasi 2
Andrew = Not Selasi 3
"26.10.2016 16:00:00" Timeline Photos Happy Halloween, Bake Off fans.
"21.10.2016 17:04:11" Today the innocent foundation donated £25,000 to Oxfam GB to help people affected by Hurricane Matthew in Haiti. Many thousands have been left homeless and cut off from supplies. The money the foundation has donated will help provide nutritious food to
"20.10.2016 20:23:23" How to spell the word 'pyjamas':
1. Start with the letter P
2. Draw a blank
3. Wait for brain to start working
4. There might be a Y in there somewhere?
5. Realise brain isn't going to help you
7. Just call them PJs for the rest of your life.
"19.10.2016 19:42:55" The Selasi Leaving Bake Off Threat Level has gone from 'mild concern' to 'absolutely terrified'.
"19.10.2016 08:13:06" People of the UK, we regret to inform you that our banana phone isn't working. We're working on getting it fixed as soon as we can.
"16.10.2016 20:40:12" Dear Channel 4 and BBC One - can we suggest you smooth over recent tensions by making one programme which combines the Crystal Maze and Bake Off? You could call it 'The Crystal Glaze'
"15.10.2016 09:00:01" innocentdrinks.co.uk nothing is as it seems the innocent newsletter The truth behind pedestrian crossings, and other false promises
"14.10.2016 15:19:08" bbc.co.uk Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain signs deal with BBC - BBC News Great British Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain signs a deal to make the BBC her "home" following speculation she may move to Channel 4. So now the BBC has Mel, Sue, Mary Berry and Nadiya. If only there was some kind of baking programme they could make together...
"13.10.2016 20:22:57" The Apprentice - making you feel much better about your colleagues since 2005.
"13.10.2016 17:00:01" Ifyoudon'tputspacesbetweenanyofyourwordsitgivesyoualotmorecharacterstosellyoursmootjiesbutthere'snospellchecksoit'sariskymarketinggtactic.
"12.10.2016 19:13:54" Handy rhyme for remembering the Tudor Bake Off rounds:
"12.10.2016 19:05:24" How did Henry VIII eat his cakes? He Tudor bit. #GBBO
"12.10.2016 19:05:01" Tudor Week on Bake Off. OFF WITH HIS BREAD. Etc.
"10.10.2016 07:08:14" Dear Everyone,
It's officially cold enough for winter knitwear.
The Royal Society for Seasonally Appropriate Apparel.
"07.10.2016 07:22:19" October 7th. Half the country has that bug going around. The healthy live in fear, stockpiling Lemsip, wondering when their time will come.
"05.10.2016 19:49:33" Timeline Photos BAKE OFF CONTESTANTS - if your mousse isn't set, you could always.....put it....in the freezer?
"05.10.2016 19:20:05" Selasi and Benjamina should go head to head with Tamal and Nadiya in our new made up TV show, 'Britain's Most Adorable On-Screen Duo' #GBBO
"05.10.2016 07:30:01" Timeline Photos Just found this motivational note on a banana in the work fruit bowl. Little do they know we're going to spend the day messing about on Facebook.
"03.10.2016 07:34:52" Only 12 Mondays to go until Christmas.
Only 13 Mondays to go until you can walk into the shops and buy an Easter egg.
"01.10.2016 09:30:01" innocentdrinks.co.uk Time to introduce our latest smoothie the innocent weekly newsletter It's probably the end of the world.
"30.09.2016 15:31:15" Haven't told a dad joke for a while. Here's a terrible one to make up for it:
“I applied for a job making sandwiches, but the roll had been filled.”
"24.09.2016 09:00:01" Timeline Photos innocent drinks - all good for you, all very tasty, and all able to stand up by themselves at a slightly jaunty angle.
"22.09.2016 10:27:31" innocent In buying Bake Off without Mel, Sue, Mary and probably Paul, Channel 4 have essentially spent £75m on a tent and the most expensive Victoria Sponge ever. CORRECTION: A tent, Paul Hollywood, and the most expensive Victoria Sponge ever.
"22.09.2016 10:12:49" Paul Hollywood sits in a tent with life-sized bread replicas of Mel, Sue and Mary. "Can't wait for series 8," he says. They don't answer.
"22.09.2016 09:19:10" In buying Bake Off without Mel, Sue, Mary and probably Paul, Channel 4 have essentially spent £75m on a tent and the most expensive Victoria Sponge ever.
"22.09.2016 09:08:52" bbc.co.uk Mary Berry to leave Great British Bake Off - BBC News UK TV cook Mary Berry quits Great British Bake Off, saying she will stay with the BBC out of "loyalty" 2016 strikes again.
"21.09.2016 15:23:52" Peace One Day 10: The Corporate Coalition
Corporations have a tremendous amount of power to influence positive change. Join Richard Reed (Co-Founder, innocent Drinks) and Jochen Zeitz (Former CEO, PUMA) as they discuss how they have worked with #PeaceOneDay to Our co-founder Rich is talking with Peace One Day, about how businesses can help make positive change in the world. Give it a watch.
"20.09.2016 16:00:00" Timeline Photos 65 million people around the world have been forced to flee their homes by conflict, violence, natural disaster or poverty. World leaders met at the UN in New York today to agree a better way to help them. We're really proud that the innocent foundation
"20.09.2016 14:46:57" innocent's cover photo
"20.09.2016 14:46:57" innocent's cover photo
"17.09.2016 09:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk and a smoothie storybook hits the shelves the innocent newsletter Young people will relate to this week's newsletter
"17.09.2016 07:00:00" Timeline Photos Your first day at uni - play it safe, or make it a day to remember?
"16.09.2016 07:00:01" Timeline Photos Good luck to everyone who's starting uni tomorrow. Here's a rough idea of what to expect.
"14.09.2016 07:00:01" Timeline Photos It's Recycle Week, which seems like a great time to remind you that everything we make can be recycled. When you're done with your bottle, please throw it in the recycling and let it be reincarnated as a plant pot, or a tub of butter, or if it's really
"13.09.2016 17:14:30" www.google.co.uk Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc to leave Great British Bake Off Pair to step down as hosts of baking show when it moves from the BBC to Channel 4 Not this. Anything but this.
"08.09.2016 20:42:33" ParalympicsGB History made.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dame Sarah Storey
#Supercharge What an incredible human.
"07.09.2016 19:03:40" It's bread week on Bake Off. Who's on a ROLL? Who will RISE to the occasion? Who will KNEAD help? Who will DO SOMETHING ELSE INVOLVING BREAD PUNS?
"03.09.2016 09:36:51" Timeline Photos [Keep it light, keep it subtle, nobody wants to see marketing on a Saturday]
Hey guys? Maybe go out and buy some JUICE?
"30.08.2016 07:00:00" The more the berrier It's World Water Week. Here's a film we made about reducing the amount of water used to grow our strawberries.
"29.08.2016 08:00:00" How to make the most of Bank Holiday Monday:
1. Find comfiest furniture
2. Lie on it
3. Wait until Tuesday.
"24.08.2016 19:06:59" Feel the rhythm
Feel the rhyme
Get on up
IT'S BAKE OFF TIME.
"21.08.2016 00:52:38" Mo, you absolute beauty.
"19.08.2016 21:45:00" YES TEAM GB WOMEN'S HOCKEY.
"19.08.2016 16:00:00" Photos from innocent's post The Night Tube starts tonight. Here are some posters we made:
"14.08.2016 19:16:08" Gold AND silver for Max Whitlock and Louis Smith on the pommel horse. A victory for man buns and sensible hair cuts everywhere.
"14.08.2016 00:58:09" MOBODY DOES IT BETTER.
"13.08.2016 21:33:52" Timeline Photos This is happening on BBC One right now
"13.08.2016 19:43:44" Metro Finally, we have proof that Olympians are really just like us That's a relief.
"12.08.2016 19:14:21" Put the sound on. Trust us. Equestrian Dressage is even better if you imagine the horse is dancing along to Kanye West.
"12.08.2016 07:00:00" Timeline Photos Helen went on holiday for a week, so we covered her phone in elastic bands.
"11.08.2016 17:00:00" We've written a list of Jay-Z's 99 problems:
1. Getting soufflé to rise
2. Finding a reliable plumber
3. Getting the smell of oranges off his hands
4. Transitioning to internet banking
5. When to use 'affect' and 'effect'
6. Long division
"10.08.2016 17:00:00" Timeline Photos HMS Moothie, a raft made from recycled innocent cartons and sent to us by Benjamin, set sail on the canal outside Fruit Towers this week. We're happy to report that no smoothies were harmed in the making of this photo, but there was a close shave with a
"09.08.2016 17:00:01" Timeline Photos Turns out, raspberries make grape beards.
"08.08.2016 20:14:30" BRONZE FOR DALEY AND GOODFELLOW IN THE DIVING. A VICTORY FOR TINY BRITISH SPEEDOS EVERYWHERE.
"08.08.2016 17:00:01" Timeline Photos What British people say vs what they actually mean.
"08.08.2016 08:11:53" Timeline Photos Bored at work already? It could be worse - you could be a lifeguard at the Olympics.
"08.08.2016 07:40:34" BBC Sport AND NEW OLYMPIC CHAMPION! Go Adam.
"07.08.2016 09:00:00" Timeline Photos We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to the 2nd floor. Then Cambridge. Then Disney World. Then scuba diving.
"06.08.2016 09:00:01" Timeline Photos The innocent management handbook.
"06.08.2016 08:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk It's mostly just throwing and catching the innocent newsletter The email opening ceremony.
"14.07.2016 17:00:02" It's been a whole year since the last Bastille Day. But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like, nothing changed at all?
"12.07.2016 16:45:51" POLITICS QUESTION: If David Cameron moves out of No. 10 tonight, and Theresa moves in tomorrow, is Larry the cat in charge overnight?
"12.07.2016 16:00:00" The innocent Chain of Good We give 10% of profits to charity. Watch the Chain of Good film we made with Practical Action in Peru.
"12.07.2016 07:15:51" www.google.co.uk Larry the cat will not be evicted from No 10, Cabinet Office confirms When the Cameron family leave, it will be without the tabby who has lived in Downing Street since 2011 Important political news.
"10.07.2016 16:12:18" Timeline Photos As Andy Murray accepts his Wimbledon trophy, his coach Lendl struggles to hold back his emotions
"06.07.2016 17:00:00" complimentgenerator.co.uk compliments are good Everyone loves a good compliment. Send one to a friend and make their day better. http://www.complimentgenerator.co.uk/ Compliments are good. So why not send one to a friend? http://www.complimentgenerator.co.uk/
"06.07.2016 16:00:00" complimentgenerator.co.uk compliments are good So why not send one to a friend? Say something nice to someone nice with our ready-made compliments www.complimentgenerator.co.uk
"02.07.2016 09:16:13" HAY FEVER SUFFERERS. To reduce symptoms, simply avoid:
- going outdoors in the summer months
- the air
"01.07.2016 20:53:27" WALES WIN 3-1 AND HEAD INTO THE SEMI-FINALS OF EURO 2016. NOTHING IN LIFE IS PREDICTABLE ANYMORE. ALL BETS ARE OFF. LEEKS FOR EVERYONE.
"30.06.2016 17:00:00" complimentgenerator.co.uk innocent Spread some positivity with our ready-made compliment generator.
"30.06.2016 16:00:01" complimentgenerator.co.uk compliments are good Everyone loves a good compliment. Send one to a friend and make their day better. http://www.complimentgenerator.co.uk/ Everyone loves a good compliment. Why not choose and send one to a friend?
"30.06.2016 07:00:00" Timeline Photos Horsenden Primary School used to have a vegetable patch but ran out of money to keep it going. Thanks to their fantastic efforts in the innocent sow & grow, they've won their own gardening kits to get their veg growing again and help teach their kids
"29.06.2016 07:00:01" Timeline Photos We're delighted to announce that our work reducing the amount of water used to grow our strawberries in Spain has won a Guardian Sustainability award. The project is helping to secure a future for the wildlife that rely on the wetlands in the area, as
"27.06.2016 16:00:00" We love football. Go football. 100% dedicated to fruit. 101% dedicated to football. Watch the full film here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmGJD_b21ZM
"25.06.2016 09:05:34" Timeline Photos Britain needs some love today. Wishing everyone a very happy London Pride. Get out there and love each other.
"24.06.2016 07:00:00" Timeline Photos We're delighted to announce that our work reducing the amount of water used to grow our strawberries in Spain has won a Guardian Sustainability award. The project is helping to secure a future for the wildlife that rely on the wetlands in the area, as
"23.06.2016 17:00:00" Today's voting options:
- Shake it all about
- Do the Hokey Cokey
- Turn Around
- Bright Eyes
- Sorry, wrong song
"23.06.2016 15:30:01" Timeline Photos Whether you're voting Leaf, or voting Romaine, make sure you vote before 10pm tonight.
"23.06.2016 13:53:07" Timeline Photos Accidentally profound election advice.
"23.06.2016 09:20:08" Timeline Photos It's happening again #DogsAtPollingStations
"23.06.2016 06:00:01" Timeline Photos Make sure you get out and vote today #VoteyMcVoteface
"22.06.2016 18:00:01" Timeline Photos Whether you're voting Leaf, or voting Romaine, make sure you get out and vote tomorrow.
"20.06.2016 18:24:57" Timeline Photos People don't really use hashtags on Facebook, but Wales are playing Russia in the football tonight. So the hashtag would be #WALRUS. Worth breaking the rules for one night?
"19.06.2016 18:00:00" complimentgenerator.co.uk innocent Everybody likes a compliment. Choose and send one to a friend here
"19.06.2016 16:00:00" complimentgenerator.co.uk innocent Compliments are good. So why not send one to a friend?
"19.06.2016 08:00:00" It's Father's Day today, so here's a big list of jokes to make your dad laugh:
1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.
2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Huge mistake.
3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through
"16.06.2016 14:54:51" "Pub?"
- Everyone in England
"16.06.2016 13:05:54" docs.google.com Very important work document, definitely not football Sheet1 Time, Commentary Not kicked off yet, Nothing much has happened yet Not kicked off yet, The players are in a long line. No football is happening yet. Want to keep up with England v Wales game but also want to make it look like you're working? We've had an idea https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1M7DYgQFJCTwg8d3CnmQSzp1iGf4RPd7g63d-zYO8_bY/edit?usp=sharing
"16.06.2016 08:41:01" We love football. Go football. 100% dedicated to fruit. 101% dedicated to football. Watch the full film here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmGJD_b21ZM
"13.06.2016 07:00:00" sowandgrow.innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent Sow and Grow Sign up now for next year's growing kits The innocent Sow & Grow helped 100,000 kids grow veg in their classrooms to teach them where food comes from and develop healthy habits that could last for life. We'll be back next year with even more growing kits so sign up now to make sure you're first
"11.06.2016 08:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk we talk about football for completely legitimate reasons the innocent weekly newsletter Sometimes we almost hit it too well, Clive.
"11.06.2016 08:00:00" For the second time this year, it's the Queen's 90th birthday. Here are 90 things about the Queen:
1. She really put her stamp on the postal system
2. She puts a flag up every time she goes home
3. During her reign there's been 12 prime ministers, 6
"10.06.2016 18:00:00" innocent - being football since 1999 We're the official smoothie of UEFA EURO 2016. Hardly surprising given our long-standing obsession with football.
"08.06.2016 21:01:44" innocent Us: LOOK
Us: IT'S STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE
You: We've been through this
Us: BUT IT'S NOT DARK YET
You: This happens every summer
US: [pointing excitedly out of window] BUT ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? Us: LOOK
You: What now?
Us: IT'S GETTING DARK NOW
You: Yep, that's what happens at night.
Us: BUT WASN'T IT GREAT WHILE IT LASTED?
"08.06.2016 20:14:34" Us: LOOK
Us: IT'S STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE
You: We've been through this
Us: BUT IT'S NOT DARK YET
You: This happens every summer
US: [pointing excitedly out of window] BUT ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
"07.06.2016 16:30:01" Timeline Photos This is a post to remind you that our fruit juices exist and they are excellent. Get a bottle for £1.50 in Sainsbury's now.
"07.06.2016 07:00:00" innocent 100% pure juices This is a post to remind you that our fruit juices exist and they are excellent. Get a bottle for £1.50 in Sainsbury's now.
"06.06.2016 18:12:20" t.co Norway is the first country in the world to commit to zero deforestation Norway has become the first country in the world to commit to zero deforestation. The Norwegian parliament pledged the government's public procurement policy will become deforestation-free after a committee of MPs recommended imposing regulations to GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: Norway becomes first country in the world to commit to zero deforestation.
"03.06.2016 14:39:04" Timeline Photos How to stop your colleagues eating your sweets.
"01.06.2016 20:50:56" mashable.com Kid destroys $15,000 LEGO sculpture an hour after new exhibit opens The artist spent three days and nights to construct the giant figurine. Whoops.
"01.06.2016 07:30:14" Handy conversation starters for today:
1. "How is it June already?"
2. "Where did the time go?"
3. "Christmas before we know it, eh? Ha ha ha"
"27.05.2016 16:30:01" Timeline Photos We're getting off Facebook and heading to innocent un-plugged this weekend, our festival in the woods. See you next week.
"27.05.2016 16:00:01" innocentdrinks.co.uk we're off to the woods the innocent weekly newsletter
"26.05.2016 09:30:01" Timeline Photos Our new gorgeous greens smoothie. A delicious blend of apples, pears, spinach, kale and baobab. Looks green, tastes great.
"26.05.2016 08:30:50" Timeline Photos Our new gorgeous greens fruit & veg smoothie. Looks green, tastes great.
"24.05.2016 16:05:28" Timeline Photos BREAKING NEWS: Smoothies are officially the best beverage to use if you want to bring all the boys to your yard.
"21.05.2016 09:41:55" How to make the most of your weekend:
1. Gather essential items (crumpets, duvet, television)
2. Lie horizontally
3. Wait until Monday.
"20.05.2016 16:42:14" We like to keep you up to date with all of the important fruit news, so here's a puppy inside a watermelon eating watermelon.
"19.05.2016 16:15:00" innocent gorgeous greens smoothie Our new gorgeous greens fruit & veg smoothie. Looks green, tastes great.
"14.05.2016 22:16:59" Timeline Photos Australian jury live on Eurovision.
"14.05.2016 21:05:07" Timeline Photos Eurovision voting explained.
"14.05.2016 20:04:55" Timeline Photos Australian entry on stage at Eurovision. Just in case you were wondering, this is how the world map looks now.
"14.05.2016 19:02:07" Latest #Eurovision odds:
Russia - 2/1
Ukraine - 6/1
Leicester City - 5000/1
United Kingdom - 100000000000000000/1
"14.05.2016 09:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk everyone should eat more sandwiches the innocent weekly newseltter We've been so inspired by The Feel Good Bakery that we wrote about them in this week's newsletter.
"12.05.2016 16:38:33" BBC News Guy Goma came to the BBC for a job interview. The last thing he expected was to end up on live TV. Hands down the best thing that's ever been on the BBC.
"09.05.2016 07:30:01" Timeline Photos Today is Lost Sock Memorial Day, where we remember all of the socks we've lost over the years. If you're grieving the loss of a sock, please tell us about it. Our Lost Sock Specialists are here to help.
"08.05.2016 10:24:39" Timeline Photos Happy 90th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. Nobody takes a photo with an owl quite like you.
"07.05.2016 09:45:56" It's Saturday. It's warmer than Spain today. It's going to be even hotter tomorrow. It's probably the happiest the nation has ever been.
"06.05.2016 12:14:47" www.bbc.co.uk 'Boaty McBoatface' polar ship named after Attenborough - BBC News The UK's new polar research ship is to be named RRS Sir David Attenborough, despite Boaty McBoatface previously topping a public vote. This might seem like a setback, but all we need to do now is persuade David Attenborough to change his name to Boaty McBoatface.
"03.05.2016 21:47:21" Please buy smoothies #NightMarketing
"03.05.2016 07:22:41" If Leicester City can win the Premier League, you can make it through today.
"02.05.2016 09:12:34" How to make the most of Bank Holiday Monday:
1. Find comfiest furniture
2. Lie on it
3. Wait until Tuesday.
"02.05.2016 07:00:01" Timeline Photos innocent super smoothies – full of more good stuff than we could fit in this photo.
"01.05.2016 09:00:01" innocent super smoothies innocent super smoothies - bursting with good stuff.
"30.04.2016 09:08:57" innocentdrinks.co.uk all the things you're not going to do this weekend the innocent weekly newsletter This week's newsletter is definitely going to use the bank holiday weekend to finally put those shelves up.
"29.04.2016 07:00:50" Timeline Photos "What are you up to this weekend?"
"27.04.2016 07:35:06" Today's forecast:
9am: blue skies, sunny, 7°C
2pm: black skies, hail then snow then light shower of frogs, -11°C
7pm: sunny again, 17°C
"26.04.2016 19:39:24" Find out everything you need to know about a person by asking them how many hours before their flight they like to get to the airport.
"26.04.2016 07:00:00" sowandgrow.innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent sow & grow the innocent sow & grow, helping over 100,00 school kids learn the joy of growing their own food We might have taken it a bit too far with the sow & grow cress packets.
"24.04.2016 07:00:01" Timeline Photos If you are running the London Marathon today, we salute you. And if you're not doing anything active today, we salute you too. It's Sunday after all.
"23.04.2016 09:21:23" Timeline Photos It's the London marathon tomorrow, and if you can't share a picture of a runner bean in a lemon peel vest and orange peel shorts on marathon weekend, when can you?
"21.04.2016 16:00:36" The Queen is 90 today. Here's 90 things about the Queen:
1. She refers to herself as 'Juan'
2. She puts a flag up every time she goes home
3. She's single handedly keeping the telegram industry in business
4. She puts up with Philip
5. She stops people
"20.04.2016 16:30:00" independent.co.uk Ignored by the West, thousands of children are starving to death in Mali A silent crisis is threatening the lives of hundreds of thousands of children in a poverty-torn country under siege from terrorists and largely forgotten by the West. The innocent foundation has donated £900,000 to Action Against Hunger UK to fund a revolutionary research project helping severely malnourished children in Mali & Pakistan.
"17.04.2016 15:19:50" www.theguardian.com Boaty McBoatface wins poll to name polar research vessel NERC chief has final say and faces dilemma between credibility of the organisation and burden of public opinion Well done, British public. Well done.
"17.04.2016 11:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent - little tasty drinks the innocent weekly newsletter You asked, we delivered.
"17.04.2016 09:00:01" Timeline Photos Pure fruit smoothies – now with a boost. And a new bottle.
"16.04.2016 11:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent - little tasty drinks the innocent weekly newsletter We still don't know why somebody sent us the word 'wig'.
"16.04.2016 09:24:32" Bit cold out. Best to stay in bed all day. Just to be safe.
"16.04.2016 09:00:02" Timeline Photos innocent super smoothies – same great taste, super new look.
"14.04.2016 16:50:49" Timeline Photos Avocardo.
"10.04.2016 09:00:01" Timeline Photos We've crammed 7 strawberries into every bottle of our new improved strawberries & bananas smoothie. We tried to fit in 8, but the lid wouldn't close.
"10.04.2016 08:30:01" innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent - little tasty drinks the innocent weekly newsletter This week's newsletter says goodbye to an old friend.
"09.04.2016 09:00:02" Timeline Photos You asked us to put more strawberries in our strawberries & bananas smoothie. So we did.
"09.04.2016 08:30:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent - little tasty drinks the innocent weekly newsletter Someone we don't even care about is leaving
"08.04.2016 07:00:01" sowandgrow.innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent Sow and Grow We might have taken it a bit too far with the sow & grow cress packets.
"05.04.2016 15:47:25" innocentunplugged.com innocent innocent un-plugged – our festival in the woods. Tickets are only £15 and all profits go to charity.
"02.04.2016 09:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk We say goodbye to social media the innocent weekly newsletter This week's newsletter wants you to put your phone down (but only after you've read it).
"01.04.2016 10:48:38" After camera troubles, we're back. We've replaced the insides of biscuits with toothpaste and left them in our kitchen. Now we wait.
"01.04.2016 09:31:09" We've replaced the insides of biscuits with toothpaste and put them in our kitchen. Now we wait. #takingthebiscuit
"30.03.2016 17:56:55" Timeline Photos Just another sad Kiwi #ENGvNZ
"26.03.2016 13:00:03" Timeline Photos Don't forget to put your clocks forward before bed tonight. Here's how.
"25.03.2016 10:00:02" Timeline Photos Itâ€™s Easter. Chicks are hatching. Rabbits are hopping. Satsumas are turning into snails. Springtime in all its glory.
"24.03.2016 08:14:36" How Easter weekend works:
Today is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday
The day after is Saturday
The following day is Saturday
Then it's Sunday
And then it will be Tuesday.
"23.03.2016 18:35:22" Wednesday. If Craig David had anything to do with it you'd be making love by now.
"23.03.2016 08:00:00" innocentunplugged.com innocent innocent un-plugged â€“ a weekend of music, morning raves and Mr Motivator. Tickets are only Â£15 and selling fast.
"22.03.2016 17:00:01" innocentunplugged.com innocent innocent un-plugged â€“ our festival in the woods. Tickets are only Â£15 and selling fast.
"22.03.2016 08:23:00" Timeline Photos It's World Water Day. Perfect day to ask somebody to shower with you. You know, to save water and stuff. www.unwater.org/worldwaterday
"21.03.2016 18:00:01" The key to writing
Is to put the words on
So they seem profound
and can cover up your
"21.03.2016 16:59:14" Timeline Photos Want to win 3 night stay on a sun-dappled lake, thanks to our friends at Canopy and Stars? Enter here http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/competition.php/
"20.03.2016 20:28:40" independent.co.uk A Â£200m research vessel is going to be called RRS Boaty McBoatface, thanks to the internet The official name of a new multi-million pound research vessel could be the RRS Boaty McBoatface after the internet was asked for its ideas.
When the Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) opened up suggestions to name their new ship, little Boaty McBoatface. Oh, Britain. Never change.
"20.03.2016 18:21:35" Timeline Photos First day of Spring today.
"19.03.2016 13:00:01" Timeline Photos At 8.30pm tonight itâ€™s WWF UKâ€™s Earth Hour. Give your lights the night off. http://earthhour.wwf.org.uk/
"19.03.2016 10:01:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk How to blend in on St Patrickâ€™s Day the innocent weekly newsletter Our newsletter this week is hoping you have a deadly weekend.
"17.03.2016 08:00:04" Timeline Photos Happy St. Patrick's Day.
"14.03.2016 08:04:24" Don't hate Monday. Talk to Monday. Try to find some common ground. Maybe you both play the cello. Or can't stand the feeling of cotton wool.
"12.03.2016 10:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk Time to question everything you thought you knew Our newsletter this week doesn't shy away from life's biggest questions.
"08.03.2016 08:07:17" Timeline Photos We've been sent a box of ‘BIC for her’ pens designed especially for women to celebrate International Women's Day. Revolutionary http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004FTGJUW
"07.03.2016 08:00:00" sowandgrow.innocentdrinks.co.uk innocent Sow & Grow The innocent Sow & Grow project will get 100,000 primary school kids growing veg in their classrooms, teaching them where their food comes from and developing healthy habits that could last for life.
"05.03.2016 10:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk Fancy a weekend in the woods? We'll be switching off at our festival for grown-ups from 28 – 30 May in a woodland clearing in Kent and we'd love you to come along. Our newsletter this week wants to get away from it all. #innocentunplugged
"04.03.2016 08:00:00" innocent un-plugged innocent un-plugged – a weekend in the woods. Grab a ticket before they’re gone.
"03.03.2016 17:19:21" innocent's cover photo
"03.03.2016 17:19:21" innocent's cover photo
"23.02.2016 17:23:14" Timeline Photos It's National Toast Day. This is the moment bread realises it's about to be toast.
"19.02.2016 16:55:22" The innocent Big Knit Over the last 12 years the Big Knit has raised £3.3m for charities like Age UK. To everyone who has ever knitted or bought a hat, we just wanted to say…
"18.02.2016 16:27:58" The innocent Big Knit To everyone who has ever knitted or bought a Big Knit hat, we just wanted to say…
"15.02.2016 08:00:00" Thank you. Over the last 12 years the Big Knit has raised £3.3m for charities like Age UK. To everyone who has ever knitted or bought a hat, we just wanted to say…
"14.02.2016 11:00:01" Timeline Photos It's Valentine's Day, so we arranged some blueberries into the shape of a heart. Don't say we didn't put the effort in.
"14.02.2016 09:00:01" Timeline Photos It’s Valentine’s Day, and if you can’t upload a photo of a pair of spooning bananas to Facebook on Valentine’s Day, when can you?
"13.02.2016 10:00:01" Photos from innocent's post Give your loved one a Valentine's Day they'll never forget.
"13.02.2016 09:00:01" Timeline Photos For Valentine's Day, this week's newsletter wants you to know that it loves you. http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/static/webnews/120216/120216_WEBNEWS.html
"12.02.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos A Valentine's Day card for couples ready to make the ultimate commitment.
"12.02.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos A Valentine's Day card for couples who can't keep secrets
"12.02.2016 08:00:00" Timeline Photos An indecisive Valentine's Day card.
"11.02.2016 08:00:00" Photos from innocent's post It's time to crown the Big Knit Hats of the Year. Will it be Rachel's Emojis or Sam's Mr. Men? Vote by 'liking' your favourite.
"10.02.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos First day of Lent today. We're giving up pictures.
"09.02.2016 08:00:00" Pancake Day. Really crêped up on us.
"06.02.2016 12:00:00" oliverbonas.com innocent The Oliver Bonas Big Knit collection. £5 from each hat sold goes to Age UK. They'll also keep your head warm. Which is a Bonas https://www.oliverbonas.com/new-in/category/innocent-big-knit
"06.02.2016 10:00:01" Timeline Photos This week's newsletter has it all. If by 'all' you mean 'small hats on smoothie bottles'. http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/us/webnews/2016/february/it-s-all-about-the-hats
"05.02.2016 15:00:01" Timeline Photos Shop with Ocado but don’t want to miss out on the #BigKnit? Don't worry, we have it covered. http://bit.ly/1K2u1K6
"05.02.2016 12:39:20" Timeline Photos Our super smoothies are full of good stuff and only £2 in Asda. Win/Win (if you like stuff that's good for you).
"03.02.2016 08:00:01" Timeline Photos Big Knit hats are in shops NOW. Grab one before they're gone and help us raise £200,000 for Age UK.
"02.02.2016 17:15:33" Hey I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But here’s my number.
So wait until the temporary BT phone outage is fixed and call me maybe?
"02.02.2016 16:06:30" innocent's cover photo
"02.02.2016 16:06:30" innocent's cover photo
"02.02.2016 08:41:54" It's Groundhog Day. Please buy smoothies.
It's Groundhog Day. Please buy smoothies.
It's Groundhog Day. Please buy smoothies.
It's Groundhog Day. Please buy smoothies.
It's Groundhog Day. Please buy smoothies.
It's Groundhog Day. Please buy smoo
"30.01.2016 12:00:01" Timeline Photos Our super smoothies are just £2 in Tesco right now. £2? That can't be right. [double checks] Yep, £2. Madness.
"30.01.2016 10:00:00" beavers
"29.01.2016 08:00:00" Same smoothies. Different cartons. Nothing but fruit inside our smoothie cartons. Nothing but fruit (and a few words) on the outside too. Look out for our new designs in shops across the land.
"28.01.2016 15:10:20" innocent super smoothies Introducing the smoothie of the future...
"26.01.2016 08:00:01" ˙ʎɐp ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎddɐH
"23.01.2016 10:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk ATTENTION: PENGUINS Penguin or just a seal in disguise? This week’s newsletter teaches you how to tell the difference http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/us/webnews/2016/january/attention-penguins
"22.01.2016 17:28:49" #dadjoke in honour of Penguin Awareness Day this week:
"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it."
"22.01.2016 12:02:00" Timeline Photos Our 750ml smoothies are now half price in Budgens. You know what to do (or if you don't, please buy smoothies).
"21.01.2016 17:50:40" innocent's cover photo
"20.01.2016 17:30:00" As it's Penguin Awareness Day, we just wanted to make it absolutely clear that we've never put any penguin in our products, and we never will. You might find a bit of zebra though. Wait, hang on, that's a barcode. No need to panic.
"20.01.2016 13:54:23" Timeline Photos It’s Penguin Awareness Day today, so it’s important you’re aware which animals are penguins and which animals are not penguins. The animal on the left is a penguin. The animal on the right, although similar in colour to a penguin, is actually a panda
"20.01.2016 12:41:50" Timeline Photos It's Penguin Awareness Day. Just in case you're not aware, this is what a baby penguin looks like.
"20.01.2016 10:00:01" Timeline Photos It's Penguin Awareness Day. Change your profile picture to this image and help your friends and loved ones become more aware of penguins.
"20.01.2016 08:47:40" innocent's cover photo
"20.01.2016 08:47:40" innocent's cover photo
"20.01.2016 08:00:00" Timeline Photos Today is Penguin Awareness Day. We're doing our bit. Are you?
"18.01.2016 08:00:01" Today is Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year. Thankfully, it isn't real and was just invented by someone in marketing.
"17.01.2016 11:40:20" Travel advice:
IF IT'S SNOWING: stay indoors indefinitely. Preferably inside some kind of homemade fort.
IF IT'S NOT SNOWING: stay indoors indefinitely. It could start at any moment.
"15.01.2016 16:53:40" #dadjoke time, and it's a shocker:
"What do you call a broken can opener? A can't opener."
"14.01.2016 17:44:24" WEATHER UPDATE: coldest it's ever been. Ever.
"14.01.2016 08:00:00" Timeline Photos A bit of January motivation for you.
"08.01.2016 16:38:56" First dad joke of the year. Make it a good one, dad:
"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016."
"07.01.2016 20:19:30" Timeline Photos Prince George on his first day at nursery. His bag says "I'm here to learn" but his coat says "I want to look good while I do it."
"07.01.2016 17:01:22" innocent super smoothies Fruit smoothies. Now with a boost.
"05.01.2016 12:26:01" innocent's cover photo
"04.01.2016 08:00:00" Timeline Photos Useful advice from our notice board.
"03.01.2016 12:22:21" Useful advice for anybody planning to leave the house today:
"02.01.2016 10:00:01" Timeline Photos 90% of the UK's 6 million Christmas trees end up in landfill every year. Recycle yours so it can be born again as compost or wood chipping for parks and woodland http://www.recyclenow.com/what-to-do-with/christmas-trees
"01.01.2016 14:00:02" Fruit + veg + seeds + vitamins + botanicals = super smoothie
"01.01.2016 10:00:01" innocentdrinks.co.uk The innocent pick your own adventure game We've written a story about last night. What happened is up to you. So, where did it all begin? www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/newyear
"01.01.2016 09:00:01" Timeline Photos Happy New Year. Hope you've still got your keys.
"28.12.2015 11:01:48" December 28th. No idea what day of the week it is. Or when you last wore real clothes. Or when you last ate breakfast food for breakfast.
"27.12.2015 10:00:01" Timeline Photos Couch potato.
"26.12.2015 12:00:01" Timeline Photos Monopoly rage over time.
"25.12.2015 18:34:01" Merry Christmas to everybody checking their phones to get a tiny break from their families.
"24.12.2015 08:00:01" Timeline Photos Berry Christmas, everyone. Hope it's a grape one.
"23.12.2015 11:10:34" Timeline Photos An indecisive Christmas card.
"23.12.2015 09:57:47" Timeline Photos We've used Photoshopped ribbons to entice you to buy our juice for Christmas. Don't say we didn't put the effort in.
"22.12.2015 08:00:01" Timeline Photos An indecisive Christmas card.
"21.12.2015 08:00:01" Timeline Photos Are you Santa?
"20.12.2015 10:00:01" Timeline Photos A handy flowchart about pantomimes.
"18.12.2015 17:00:25" #dadjoke How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger.
"18.12.2015 08:00:01" Timeline Photos Turns out, raspberries make grape beards.
"17.12.2015 17:47:26" Timeline Photos A few thoughts from us on the Paris climate change agreement
"17.12.2015 08:00:01" Timeline Photos This year's must have Christmas jumper.
"14.12.2015 10:00:00" The innocent foundation The innocent foundation has donated £900,000 to fund a revolutionary research project in Mali and Pakistan. The project is saving the lives of severely malnourished children. This is only possible because you guys buy the things we make. Thank you.
"12.12.2015 10:00:06" Timeline Photos How to decorate a Christmas tree with only two baubles.
"11.12.2015 16:00:01" #dadjoke I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
"11.12.2015 08:00:01" Photos from innocent's post We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to Lapland.
"10.12.2015 08:00:00" Timeline Photos Your office Christmas party. Play it safe or make it a night to remember?
"09.12.2015 08:00:00" Timeline Photos December is tough. Make it a little easier with our super smoothies. A blend of fruit, veg, flax seeds, added vitamins and no added sugar.
"08.12.2015 17:00:01" innocentdrinks.co.uk Every hat sold raises £5 for Age UK. And they look great. Which is a Bonas. Our friends Oliver Bonas have made people-sized versions of our Big Knit hats to help raise money for Age UK. To win one, enter our competition here: http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/competition.php/
"04.12.2015 16:43:20" Dad's been travelling this week:
#dadjoke Spanish compost? Paella rubbish.
"04.12.2015 08:00:01" Timeline Photos We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to a Christmas market in Cologne.
"01.12.2015 08:11:48" Dear everyone,
It is now acceptable to use the following: ⛄️❄️
The Royal Society of Seasonally Appropriate Emojis.
"27.11.2015 16:19:08" #dadjoke time, and it's suitably awful:
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hoodini.
"27.11.2015 08:00:00" Fancy a little something in the post from us this Christmas? http://survey.clicktools.com/app/survey/go.jsp?iv=2kk2u1v2ndo82
"26.11.2015 17:23:28" innocent's cover photo
"26.11.2015 17:23:28" innocent's cover photo
"26.11.2015 17:15:01" Timeline Photos Quick eye test.
"26.11.2015 08:29:30" Fast forward a month. It's Boxing Day. No intention of ever changing out of your pyjamas again, eating trifle, a cheese board and cold roast potatoes for breakfast.
"25.11.2015 08:12:46" Fast forward a month. It's Christmas Day. Pyjamas still on, no intention of changing into real clothes, eating Quality Street for breakfast. Life is good.
"24.11.2015 11:31:24" Bored in the office? Use Chrome and search for 'a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away'. Regret it, you will not.
"21.11.2015 12:56:38" Very cold out today. Acceptable reasons to leave the house:
1. Bear breaks into your house
2. Zombie breaks into your house
3. You run out of crumpets.
"21.11.2015 10:00:01" innocent smoothies - fruit made easy Think portable. Think fruit bowl. Think portable fruit bowl.
"20.11.2015 16:00:02" #dadjoke - Dad's gone to the Big Smoke this week. Take it away, big guy:
I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the underground. He went from barking to tooting in under an hour.
"20.11.2015 11:00:01" Nothing but nothing but fruit. Our pure fruit smoothie. Bursting with fruit. And nothing else.
"20.11.2015 08:00:00" Timeline Photos We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to visit a Mayan Temple in Guatemala.
"19.11.2015 17:00:01" innocent smoothies - fruit made easy Still struggling to get your 5-a-day?
"19.11.2015 10:00:02" Timeline Photos We've had 403,672 little woolly hats sent in for the Big Knit so far. We're starting to run out of space in the office.
"18.11.2015 17:00:00" Nothing but nothing but fruit. Our pure fruit smoothie. Bursting with fruit. And nothing else.
"18.11.2015 09:00:01" Timeline Photos Hilary and her 92 year old mum Lily (along with their friends Martina and Hannah) have knitted 300 hats for the Big Knit. On behalf of us and Age UK, thank you all very much. Your little hats are going to make a big difference.
"17.11.2015 17:00:00" innocent smoothies - fruit made easy Struggling to get your 5-a-day?
"17.11.2015 16:21:27" innocentdrinks.co.uk www.innocentdrinks.co.uk Our friends Oliver Bonas have made people-sized versions of our Big Knit hats to help raise money for Age UK. To win one, enter our competition here: http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/competition.php/
"17.11.2015 08:00:01" Timeline Photos Charlie told her 93 year old Great Grandma Joyce about the Big Knit, and within a few hours she’d made her first hat. We’re beyond impressed, Joyce. Thank you for knitting.
"16.11.2015 12:00:00" innocent smoothies - fruit made easy Struggling to get your 5-a-day?
"13.11.2015 16:48:42" Got mum to help tell the #dadjoke this week:
Dad: I’ve just been diagnosed with Tom Jones syndrome.
Mum: Is it common?
Dad: It's Not Unusual
"12.11.2015 10:00:01" Timeline Photos Sue made these Tiny Clanger and Soup Dragon hats for the Big Knit. Thanks, Sue. You're a hero.
"11.11.2015 10:00:00" oliverbonas.com Cool hats, warm hearts. The Oliver Bonas Big Knit collection. £5 from each hat sold goes to Age UK. They'll also keep your head warm. Which is a Bonas https://www.oliverbonas.com/new-in/category/innocent-big-knit
"10.11.2015 10:00:00" The innocent Big Knit Here's how the Big Knit can help Age UK look after older people this winter. Your little hats make a big difference.
"09.11.2015 10:00:01" Make time go by faster in boring meetings by thinking about which dog you will get once your lifestyle is compatible with dog ownership.
"06.11.2015 16:14:27" #dadjoke time. Dad's got into sport this week. That was never going to end well, was it dad?
Picked up an injury playing tag rugby. It was touch and go.
"06.11.2015 14:19:59" Timeline Photos Grab a 1.5L bottle of our juice for £2 in Asda right now. Buy 100, display them on your mantelpiece, take a photo.
"06.11.2015 10:05:17" Monty sits alone in his bedsit, watching the John Lewis Christmas advert, surrounded by empty ice cream tubs. How quickly they forget.
Monty calls his agent. "An old man sitting on a bench? I could have nailed that, Jeff. It's well within my range."
"05.11.2015 12:00:01" Timeline Photos Hedgehogs like to hang out in unlit bonfires. Please check yours is hedgehog-free before you light it.
"04.11.2015 08:30:00" Timeline Photos When Stella found herself in hospital in 2011, she took up knitting to stave off boredom. Since then she’s knitted an incredible 1,400 little hats for the Big Knit. On behalf of us and Age UK, thank you Stella. You are amazing.
"03.11.2015 08:30:01" Timeline Photos 4 year old Katherine has knitted a whopping 15 hats (with a bit of help from mum) for the Big Knit. Thanks, Katherine. You’re a star.
"01.11.2015 10:00:02" Timeline Photos WIN STUFF ALERT: We've teamed up with our friends Canopy and Stars to give you the chance to win a glamping holiday in Cornwall. You and a friend could get a three night stay aboard a stylish houseboat in the countryside, complete with your own priva
"01.11.2015 10:00:01" Timeline Photos 18,000 tonnes of pumpkin are wasted after Halloween every year. Rescue yours by giving it a good clean, removing any charred bits, and turning it into a risotto or soup http://www.hubbub.org.uk/Pages/Category/pumpkin-rescue-recipes
"31.10.2015 16:00:10" #dadjoke Dad's combined his two favourite things for this one:
What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? Drop ghouls.
"31.10.2015 14:00:01" Being rugby since 1999 We made a song about rugby because we know loads about rugby.
"31.10.2015 12:00:08" Timeline Photos But how exactly did Halloween begin? We've put together a complete history of the holiday on our blog - http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/blog/2015/october/the-history-of-halloween
"31.10.2015 10:00:01" Timeline Photos Katherine has dressed her cat Duncan up as the 4th floor stapler for Halloween. The likeness is uncanny.
"30.10.2015 18:28:08" Timeline Photos On the menu tonight at fruit towers - finger food.
"30.10.2015 16:21:36" Halloween related #dadjoke:
What do European ghosts eat for dinner? Ghoulash.
"30.10.2015 12:24:54" Timeline Photos Not sure what to wear for Halloween? This will sort you out.
"30.10.2015 09:48:58" Timeline Photos Horror in the modern age - less than 10% phone battery.
"30.10.2015 07:48:38" innocent
"30.10.2015 07:45:01" Timeline Photos Horror in the modern age.
"24.10.2015 14:00:02" Timeline Photos Don't forget to put your clocks back before bed tonight. Here's how.
"23.10.2015 16:46:27" #dadjoke When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo, I decided to put my foot down.
"23.10.2015 07:00:01" Timeline Photos It was only ever a matter of time before the 4th floor stapler got its own Big Knit hat.
"22.10.2015 09:00:01" The innocent Big Knit. Knit a little hat for the innocent Big Knit and help us raise £200,000 for Age UK so they can look after older people this winter.
"21.10.2015 16:00:02" Timeline Photos Hats are coming in thick and fast for the innocent Big Knit. Linda knitted a fox, Lisa made a rabbit and Christiana sent us a crocheted owl. Whether you knit a woolly woodland creature, or something simpler, every hat will help Age UK look after olde
"18.10.2015 13:00:00" Being rugby since 1999 "Do you think rugby helps us sell more drinks?"
"18.10.2015 09:00:02" Timeline Photos WIN STUFF ALERT: We've teamed up with our friends Canopy and Stars to give you the chance to win a glamping holiday in Cornwall. You and a friend could get a three night stay aboard a stylish houseboat in the countryside, complete with your own priva
"17.10.2015 13:00:03" Being rugby since 1999 "Do you think there's enough rugby in innocent's communications?"
"16.10.2015 15:41:57" #dadjoke time - and it's a cheesy one...
My business making clothes out of cheese has just gone bust. Turns out, fromage frais.
"16.10.2015 09:38:43" Timeline Photos The 4th floor stapler has been to a lot of exotic locations recently. We're worried it's getting a bit big for its boots. So we took it to a roundabout in Milton Keynes.
"14.10.2015 11:00:01" Timeline Photos To win a pair of Rugby World Cup 2015 quarter final tickets to Australia v Scotland on Sunday, just add a comment to this post telling us who you’d take with you.
"14.10.2015 07:20:44" Dear Everyone,
It's officially cold enough for winter knitwear.
The Royal Society for Seasonally Appropriate Apparel.
"13.10.2015 16:16:47" October 13th. Half the country has that cold going around. The healthy live in fear, stockpiling Lemsip, wondering when their time will come.
"13.10.2015 11:30:55" Timeline Photos To win a pair of Rugby World Cup 2015 quarter final tickets to South Africa v Wales on Saturday, just add a comment to this post telling us who you’d take with you.
"12.10.2015 13:00:01" donate.oxfam.org.uk Oxfam GB :: Donate now Make a single donation to Oxfam. In May 2013, the innocent foundation donated £50,000 to help Syrian families in desperate need of food. Since then, food security has deteriorated even further, and 9 million Syrians are still going hungry. Today the innocent foundation donated a fur
"12.10.2015 09:00:01" The innocent Big Knit Knit a little hat for the innocent Big Knit and help us raise £200,000 for Age UK
"12.10.2015 07:07:31" Don't hate Monday. Talk to Monday. Try to understand it. Find some common ground. Maybe you both play squash. Or hate celery.
"09.10.2015 15:00:01" #Dadjoke time - and Dad's gone all international this week:
Those Russian dolls - so full of themselves.
"09.10.2015 12:52:15" Timeline Photos Our super smoothies are half price in Tesco. 100% taste. 50% price. 150% worth buying. GCSE maths paying off once again.
"09.10.2015 10:30:03" Timeline Photos 500,000 of you have chosen to like our Facebook page, so we thought we’d give you a thumbs up of our own. If our Facebook page was a country, we’d now be a bit bigger than Malta, but not quite as big as Luxembourg. Which feels about right to us. Than
"07.10.2015 15:27:55" innocent's cover photo
"07.10.2015 14:59:33" innocent
"07.10.2015 09:00:01" The innocent Big Knit. You're probably not on Facebook to see a sponsored post from us, but we think the Big Knit is worth shouting about. Please knit a little hat and help us raise £200,000 for Age UK.
"06.10.2015 13:24:16" Timeline Photos To win a pair of Rugby World Cup 2015 tickets to Wales v Australia on Saturday, just add a comment to this post telling us who you’d take with you.
"05.10.2015 15:56:05" NEWSFLASH: you now have to pay 5p for a plastic bag
GOOD NEWS: you have 96 plastic bags under your kitchen sink
"05.10.2015 09:11:50" theguardian.com World Bank: 'extreme poverty' to fall below 10% of world population for first time It projects 702 million people or 9.6% of the world’s population will be living in extreme poverty in 2015, down from 902 million people or 12.8% in 2012 GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: extreme poverty to fall below 10% of the world population for the first time http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/oct/05/world-bank-extreme-poverty-to-fall-below-10-of-world-population-for-first-time
"02.10.2015 15:15:17" #dadjoke time. Brace yourselves...
To the guy who invented the number zero - thanks for nothing.
"02.10.2015 13:47:01" Our big bottles of juice are £2 in Asda now. Fill your trolley. You'll get weird looks. But you'll have a lot of juice. Silver linings.
"02.10.2015 09:59:38" Timeline Photos We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it scuba diving. (This is getting well and truly out of hand now)
"01.10.2015 07:03:39" October 1st. Not quite t-shirt weather. Not quite winter knitwear weather. A deeply unsettled nation wanders the streets in their big coat and flip flops.
"30.09.2015 15:53:24" Timeline Photos This is a Facebook post to remind you that smoothies exist and they are excellent.
"28.09.2015 09:51:08" innocent
"26.09.2015 08:00:01" Being rugby since 1999 You're either rugby or you're not.
"25.09.2015 15:02:25" #dadjoke How do mathematicians climb mountains? They summit.
"25.09.2015 07:30:00" Timeline Photos We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to New York. (Can't believe we're still doing this. When will it end?)
"24.09.2015 17:08:35" Facebook is down. A billion people look up from their phones for the first time in 9 years. Everything seems so modern.
"24.09.2015 16:36:33" Our Joe's dad is a town crier. He's coming to visit us soon to treat us to a town cry. Let us know a word that you'd like to hear shouted by a man in a tricorn hat and he'll do his best to include it in the final performance.
"22.09.2015 13:28:24" Timeline Photos To win a pair of Rugby World Cup 2015 tickets to England v Wales on Saturday, just add a comment to this post telling us who you’d take with you.
"22.09.2015 07:03:52" How to cope with today's weather:
1. Wear a coat
2. Acquire a taste for fish
3. Grow flippers
4. Become a seal
5. Start new life under the sea.
"21.09.2015 08:54:37" Timeline Photos GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: Peace Day, a day of global ceasefire and non-violence http://www.peaceoneday.org/
"19.09.2015 17:49:05" Hard luck, South Africa. That game didn't exactly go to...
(Wait for it)
"18.09.2015 19:26:58" Mobile Uploads We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to see England v Fiji.
"18.09.2015 15:00:01" #dadjoke time
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator.
"18.09.2015 11:19:20" Being rugby since 1999 You're either rugby or you're not.
"18.09.2015 10:18:29" The innocent AGM On Saturday 10th October we’re holding our 5th innocent AGM (a grown up meeting). We’d love you and a friend to come along. It’s a chance for you to taste all the new things we’ve been making, create your own smoothie, and generally have some fun at
"17.09.2015 16:00:00" innocentdrinks.co.uk Jay-Z's 99 problems A comprehensive list of Jay-Z's 99 problems http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/blog/2015/august/jay-z-s-99-problems
"17.09.2015 09:51:34" theguardian.com Flash, boom and a cloud of dust – last landmine in Mozambique goes off Exclusive: Landmines were first planted in Mozambique in the 60s, now it is set to declare itself free of minefields – the first heavily mined country to do so GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: Mozambique is declared free of landmines http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/17/last-known-landmine-mozambique-destroyed
"16.09.2015 16:00:01" Only 100 days until Christmas. Only 99 days until you're forced to run to Boots and panic buy an entire aisle of shower gel gift sets.
"14.09.2015 12:28:53" innocent
"14.09.2015 12:27:15" Being rugby since 1999 To win a pair of Rugby World Cup tickets to England v Fiji, including the opening ceremony, watch this film and tell us what year innocent started being rugby.
Please enter by adding your answer as a comment on this post before midday tomorrow.
"13.09.2015 10:14:00" Timeline Photos Today is Roald Dahl Day. A top bloke, that Roald Dahl.
"11.09.2015 15:00:03" #dadjoke time:
My wife asked me if I could please stop singing 'Wonderwall'. I said maybe.
"11.09.2015 13:00:03" innocentdrinks.co.uk Jay-Z's 99 problems A comprehensive list of Jay-Z's 99 problems http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/blog/2015/august/jay-z-s-99-problems
"11.09.2015 09:00:03" Timeline Photos We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to Disney World.
"10.09.2015 09:35:28" Timeline Photos New innocent light & juicy. Delicious fruit juice blended with a splash of water and coconut water. Naturally light. Deliciously juicy. Try it for £1.75 in Sainsbury's now.
"09.09.2015 08:07:12" Things that last 23,227 days:
- The Queen's reign
- The battery life of the Nokia 3310
- The average game of Monopoly
"08.09.2015 09:00:01" Timeline Photos Our new fruit & veg smoothies for kids. Packed with a whole portion of fruit and veg, and perfect for lunch boxes and little hands. Grab them on buy one get one free in Sainsbury's and Waitrose now.
"04.09.2015 15:08:31" Timeline Photos Dad's just got a computer, so we're going to try out a visual #dadjoke this week. Let's see how this works.
"04.09.2015 08:59:54" Timeline Photos We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to watch baseball in Boston.
"01.09.2015 16:08:27" ATTENTION small town girls living in lonely worlds – don’t get the midnight train going anywhere. Check the timetable beforehand. Plan ahead.
"28.08.2015 15:00:01" #dadjoke What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
"28.08.2015 09:00:01" We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it on The Sound of Music tour in Salzburg.
"27.08.2015 09:00:01" Our smoothies for kids. Packed full of good stuff, and perfect for little hands. One portion of fruit in every carton, and buy one get one free in Sainsbury's now.
"26.08.2015 14:34:39" innocentdrinks.co.uk http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/competition.php/ Win tickets to KidZania, the child-size city where the kids are in charge (it’s much less terrifying than it sounds): http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/competition.php/
"25.08.2015 09:00:00" The very talented Sam Cox got in touch to show us the illustration he made with us in mind. Great work, Sam.
"24.08.2015 09:00:01" Lots of things in life are complicated. Like relationships. Or untangling wires. Or long division. Our juices and smoothies aren't complicated. They look like this. They're made of fruit and absolutely nothing else. And they taste really nice. Simple
"21.08.2015 15:00:02" #dadjoke time. And they're not getting any better…
Why did the farmer give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
"21.08.2015 09:00:02" We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to The Ritz.
"20.08.2015 17:47:25" REALLY GOOD DEAL ALERT: all of these drinks are buy one get one free in Waitrose until mid-September. Go forth, fill your fridges, and bask in the kind of glory that only a fruit based beverage bargain can evoke.
"20.08.2015 07:00:00" Good luck to everyone getting their GCSE results today. If your results don’t go exactly as you’d hoped, don’t worry - there’s always a career in social media to fall back on.
"18.08.2015 16:00:00" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 96 - 99:
96. At the end of Lady and The Tramp, 3 of their puppies look like Lady, and 1 looks like Tramp. But in real life, they’d be cross-breeds
97. Going for a jog and getting a stitch
98. Recording a song and struggling to hi
"18.08.2015 09:00:01" GOOD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD ALERT: tiny road signs in Lithuania to remind residents to look out for animals http://www.clinic212.com/tinyroadsign-en.html?utm_campaign=Ride+on&utm_source=emailCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=
"17.08.2015 16:00:00" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 91 - 95:
91. The Edinburgh tram debacle
92. Having the door held open for him from some distance away, so he’s forced into an awkward sort of jog walk
93. Ambiguous toilet door signs in restaurants
94. Understanding the politics
"17.08.2015 09:00:01" ocado.com innocent light & juicy. Available at Ocado now. New innocent light & juicy. Fruit juice deliciously blended with coconut water and water. Pick up a little light refreshment at @Ocado now https://www.ocado.com/webshop/getSearchProducts.do?clearTabs=yes&isFreshSearch=true&chosenSuggestionPosition=&e
"14.08.2015 16:00:02" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 86 - 90:
86. Sunday traffic
87. Feeling quite indifferent to Marmite
88. Having to split the bill evenly after a group meal despite only drinking water and Nigel having four Daiquiris
89. How to pronounce ‘scone’
"14.08.2015 15:00:02" #Dadjoke Did you know that owls can't breed in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
"14.08.2015 09:00:02" We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to meet a donkey.
"13.08.2015 09:00:01" Introjuicing new innocent light & juicy. Delicious fruit juice blended with a splash of water and coconut water. Naturally light. Deliciously juicy. Available in Asda now.
"13.08.2015 09:00:01" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 81 - 85:
81. People putting milk back in the fridge when there's only a tiny bit left
82. Male pattern baldness
83. Whether it makes fiscal sense to buy an annual travelcard
84. Opening the dishwasher before it's done
"12.08.2015 16:00:01" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 76 - 80:
76. All of the new Star Wars films
77. Tickly cough
78. Secretly needing stabilisers on his bike
79. The increasing gap between rich and poor
80. Clammy hands
"11.08.2015 16:00:01" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 71 - 75:
71. Never knowing how much water to cook rice with
72. Mosquitoes at dusk
73. Meaning to buy tuna in spring water but accidentally buying it in brine
74. Finding a Natwest card reader
75. People who respond ‘maybe’ to
"11.08.2015 09:00:01" Kids should eat more fruit and veg. Fact. Kids love eating fruit and veg. Not a fact. Introducing our new kids fruit & veg smoothies, the delicious way to get a whole portion of fruit and veg into your little ones. Available now in Asda, Waitrose and
"10.08.2015 16:00:01" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 66 - 70:
66. Being endorsed for skills he doesn't really have by people he doesn't really know on LinkedIn
67. Still wanting to call Emojis emoticons
68. Foot cramp
69. People making immature jokes about the number 69
"07.08.2015 15:13:35" Really awful #dadjoke this week. Brace yourselves:
Have you heard the rumour going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
"07.08.2015 09:00:00" We're not supposed to take the 4th floor stapler off the 4th floor. So we took it to Cambridge.
"06.08.2015 09:42:53" Londoners everywhere are being forced above ground, standing on stationary staircases hoping they'll move, scanning Oyster cards on bollards.
A Londoner looks at a tree. "What is it?” he asks a stranger. The stranger, never having spoken to a human
"05.08.2015 16:41:22" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 61 - 65:
61. Washing his trousers before realising there was a tissue in the pocket
62. Stress-induced twitchy eye
63. Not enjoying 'Breaking Bad' as much as everyone else
64. Missed calls from unknown numbers
65. Burnt toast
"04.08.2015 16:31:05" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 56 - 60:
56. Ladle - bowl on a stick, or just a big spoon?
57. Needing the loo in the middle of the night
58. The declining bee population
59. Two day hangovers
60. Wondering how, considering he was the strongest vocalist, One
"04.08.2015 15:00:00" Our new perfectly pink smoothie is very pink. Just to reassure everyone, no flamingos or Disney Princesses were blended in the making of this smoothie. Just sweet pear, crisp apple, and a dash of beetroot, to give you 2 of your 5 a day in every bottl
"03.08.2015 16:06:48" Jay-Z’s 99 problems, 51 - 55:
51. Flying ants
52. The western world’s over-reliance on fossil fuels
53. Crumbs in the bed
54. Only remembering the names of 4 of Henry VIII's wives
"31.07.2015 16:00:00" Jay-Z's 99 problems, 46 – 50:
46. Fixed versus variable rate mortgages
47. Is H ‘ayche’ or ‘hayche’?
48. The Milton Keynes grid system
49. Recurring nightmare where he is late for an important business meeting
50. Realising, once he started writing
"31.07.2015 14:21:11" #dadjoke time:
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
"31.07.2015 09:00:01" Sticking it to The Man.
"30.07.2015 16:17:55" Jay-Z's 99 problems, 41 – 45:
41. Rail replacement bus services
42. The meaning of life
43. Not enjoying eating yoghurt as much as the women in the adverts
44. The hole in the ozone layer
45. Not being able to trust contactless card payments
"30.07.2015 13:45:28" Good things come to those who hydrate. Our new 100% pure coconut water. The perfect natural thirst quencher.
"29.07.2015 17:12:45" Jay-Z's 99 problems, 36 – 40:
36. Feeling sleepy after lunch
37. When to use the Oxford comma
38. Daddy longlegs
39. Really wanting a dog but knowing that his current lifestyle isn’t compatible with dog ownership
40. Shin splints