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"18.09.2017 06:56:38" JeremyClarkson @jbkazoo well in our defence, there has been quite a lot of bad luck and hospitals @jbkazoo well in our defence, there has been quite a lot of bad luck and hospitals "13.09.2017 22:28:27" JeremyClarkson @KleinbauerKyle I did see you. And I did find out the GT's brakes work @KleinbauerKyle I did see you. And I did find out the GT's brakes work "09.09.2017 19:58:16" JeremyClarkson @mariejefferis Happy birthday, just in time @mariejefferis Happy birthday, just in time "23.08.2017 09:07:38" JeremyClarkson @HeyMPJ Bring a jumper @HeyMPJ Bring a jumper "17.08.2017 10:12:26" JeremyClarkson @GOTHARDDANIEL You have a beard. So your opinion is worthless @GOTHARDDANIEL You have a beard. So your opinion is worthless "17.08.2017 08:57:33" JeremyClarkson @EastonAdam @jasoncundy05 They were grated onto my scrambled egg. @EastonAdam @jasoncundy05 They were grated onto my scrambled egg. "17.08.2017 08:53:27" JeremyClarkson @stu_bert Oh yes @stu_bert Oh yes "17.08.2017 08:36:21" JeremyClarkson If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast. If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast. "16.08.2017 17:25:39" JeremyClarkson @emcampbelll That's way too small @emcampbelll That's way too small "16.08.2017 17:12:57" JeremyClarkson @emcampbelll You can swim to that if you like but I'm not on it @emcampbelll You can swim to that if you like but I'm not on it "15.08.2017 19:26:41" JeremyClarkson Cherie Blair Cherie Blair "15.08.2017 19:24:54" JeremyClarkson Tony Robinson. A twat Tony Robinson. A twat "15.08.2017 19:23:18" JeremyClarkson I'm getting Nicky Campbell and that man on Coast with the hair I'm getting Nicky Campbell and that man on Coast with the hair "15.08.2017 19:15:23" JeremyClarkson Brian May Brian May "15.08.2017 19:14:23" JeremyClarkson Shirley Williams. Should be the bulls eye on every dartboard Shirley Williams. Should be the bulls eye on every dartboard "15.08.2017 19:11:43" JeremyClarkson I meant Colin Welland I meant Colin Welland "15.08.2017 19:11:16" JeremyClarkson Colin Firth. Good call from someone Colin Firth. Good call from someone "15.08.2017 19:09:54" JeremyClarkson Lord Cardigan, Jeremy Corbyn, David Attenborough Lord Cardigan, Jeremy Corbyn, David Attenborough "15.08.2017 19:08:02" JeremyClarkson Oliver Cromwell, Earl Haig, Jimmy Saville, James May.... thoughts? Oliver Cromwell, Earl Haig, Jimmy Saville, James May.... thoughts? "15.08.2017 19:05:47" JeremyClarkson Trying to work out which ten British people have done more damage to the country than anyone else. Trying to work out which ten British people have done more damage to the country than anyone else. "14.08.2017 10:35:41" JeremyClarkson Valuable lesson learned this morning about not leaving your phone unattended when there are drunk people about Valuable lesson learned this morning about not leaving your phone unattended when there are drunk people about "13.08.2017 16:52:05" JeremyClarkson @Legonotlegos_ I'm 100 per cent sure you didn't @Legonotlegos_ I'm 100 per cent sure you didn't "13.08.2017 10:30:01" JeremyClarkson @sniffpetrol Hearty congratulations @sniffpetrol Hearty congratulations "08.08.2017 06:08:48" JeremyClarkson @Ltspdboy Yup @Ltspdboy Yup "06.08.2017 18:12:35" JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond @DRIVETRIBE That's because you don't know what "a job" is. @RichardHammond @DRIVETRIBE That's because you don't know what "a job" is. "05.08.2017 10:59:18" JeremyClarkson @SamWTotter Because Formula One invents words and terms designed specifically to exclude viewers. @SamWTotter Because Formula One invents words and terms designed specifically to exclude viewers. "04.08.2017 13:57:34" JeremyClarkson @Jemima_Khan I could send you one but it's of me in a wheelchair, connected up to tubes, in a hospital. Better? @Jemima_Khan I could send you one but it's of me in a wheelchair, connected up to tubes, in a hospital. Better? "31.07.2017 17:55:57" JeremyClarkson https://t.co/YWbXVfahq0 Hey Ridley. Got any Beeman's https://t.co/YWbXVfahq0 Hey Ridley. Got any Beeman's "31.07.2017 17:09:57" JeremyClarkson Now who's going to borrow Ridley's Beeman's Now who's going to borrow Ridley's Beeman's "31.07.2017 06:47:47" JeremyClarkson @craigaynsley I'm on holiday for a couple of weeks @craigaynsley I'm on holiday for a couple of weeks "30.07.2017 19:07:15" JeremyClarkson A hilariously terrible driver https://t.co/PKL7iUqrpZ A hilariously terrible driver https://t.co/PKL7iUqrpZ "28.07.2017 07:19:56" JeremyClarkson @Dev_says_relax Coffee, Marlboro, the usual. @Dev_says_relax Coffee, Marlboro, the usual. "27.07.2017 20:19:56" #Mallorca JeremyClarkson It's BARE hectic in #Mallorca with da fam 💯🔥🐼🌚💸💰🤹🏻♂️ It's BARE hectic in #Mallorca with da fam 💯🔥🐼🌚💸💰🤹🏻♂️ "26.07.2017 17:24:54" JeremyClarkson Jeremy posted in JEREMY CLARKSON'S TRIBE on @drivetribes https://t.co/15VpJjXiJf Jeremy posted in JEREMY CLARKSON'S TRIBE on @drivetribes https://t.co/15VpJjXiJf "24.07.2017 19:59:27" JeremyClarkson Dab on it wagwan x 💯 https://t.co/pGvtjSHL5p Dab on it wagwan x 💯 https://t.co/pGvtjSHL5p "24.07.2017 19:51:00" #Mallorca, #LIT JeremyClarkson #Mallorca it is #LIT lol x 🔥🔥💯💯🍆💦🙈🙉🙊 #Mallorca it is #LIT lol x 🔥🔥💯💯🍆💦🙈🙉🙊 "23.07.2017 08:38:01" JeremyClarkson @edgarwright My daughter saw Baby Driver on Thursday. Took her test on Friday. Passed. Says it all. @edgarwright My daughter saw Baby Driver on Thursday. Took her test on Friday. Passed. Says it all. "22.07.2017 08:33:03" JeremyClarkson @plumbermike84 Seems reasonable @plumbermike84 Seems reasonable "20.07.2017 13:00:16" JeremyClarkson @gilescoren More damaging to English literature than any other human being, ever. @gilescoren More damaging to English literature than any other human being, ever. "20.07.2017 11:34:23" JeremyClarkson @Wasimktb And yet obviously, you didn't @Wasimktb And yet obviously, you didn't "18.07.2017 19:23:34" JeremyClarkson @tnewtondunn Richard? @tnewtondunn Richard? "18.07.2017 18:37:10" JeremyClarkson @allysquatch_ @thegrandtour remote I'm afraid. May and Hammond are on holiday as usual and I'm filming on the south coast @allysquatch_ @thegrandtour remote I'm afraid. May and Hammond are on holiday as usual and I'm filming on the south coast "18.07.2017 18:35:10" JeremyClarkson I had 5 car crashes today. They were all on purpose I had 5 car crashes today. They were all on purpose "13.07.2017 15:33:12" JeremyClarkson @edgarwright Radar Love. Because it's the best song in the movie. @edgarwright Radar Love. Because it's the best song in the movie. "13.07.2017 05:36:43" JeremyClarkson @Rabuuf @tiff_tv Yoive spelled "old" wrong. @Rabuuf @tiff_tv Yoive spelled "old" wrong. "12.07.2017 15:17:18" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme send me their name @prettynormalme send me their name "10.07.2017 19:33:39" JeremyClarkson Well there we are. Commentary team eating humble pie Well there we are. Commentary team eating humble pie "10.07.2017 18:18:13" JeremyClarkson It's incredible. We are told that Nadal is perfect in every way and that Muller is just some bloke. And yet.... It's incredible. We are told that Nadal is perfect in every way and that Muller is just some bloke. And yet.... "10.07.2017 18:04:52" JeremyClarkson In a minute, they're going to start telling us that Nadal has the more magnificent penis In a minute, they're going to start telling us that Nadal has the more magnificent penis "10.07.2017 18:03:38" JeremyClarkson You wouldn't believe it listening to the commentary but this Muller chap is also a good tennis player. You wouldn't believe it listening to the commentary but this Muller chap is also a good tennis player. "07.07.2017 11:36:50" JeremyClarkson @nickjfrost Soon though you will become irritable, bored and fat @nickjfrost Soon though you will become irritable, bored and fat "02.07.2017 10:24:43" JeremyClarkson @crowley80 No. It. Isn't @crowley80 No. It. Isn't "01.07.2017 12:46:39" #anothertwat JeremyClarkson The rural halfwit driving this coach has just set a world record for driving in the outside lane. #anothertwat https://t.co/BPSju1dIFD The rural halfwit driving this coach has just set a world record for driving in the outside lane. #anothertwat https://t.co/BPSju1dIFD "01.07.2017 11:42:46" JeremyClarkson The driver of this stupid lorry is a complete twat https://t.co/sVYEpQ7no2 The driver of this stupid lorry is a complete twat https://t.co/sVYEpQ7no2 "30.06.2017 07:29:33" JeremyClarkson @FlyGuy19TMG Er. Maybe you're not familiar with the song.... @FlyGuy19TMG Er. Maybe you're not familiar with the song.... "28.06.2017 19:05:19" JeremyClarkson @RussellGowers Watch the show @RussellGowers Watch the show "28.06.2017 16:53:38" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme @bryony_gordon Yeah but I met Chuck Yeager once and I thought he was a twat @prettynormalme @bryony_gordon Yeah but I met Chuck Yeager once and I thought he was a twat "28.06.2017 13:42:57" JeremyClarkson @Billo20Four7 I do @Billo20Four7 I do "28.06.2017 12:59:27" JeremyClarkson Very sad to hear Michael Bond has died. I knew him for 45 years and rarely met anyone kinder or more gentle. Very sad to hear Michael Bond has died. I knew him for 45 years and rarely met anyone kinder or more gentle. "24.06.2017 18:25:51" JeremyClarkson @GearBangerz_ZD Really really good. @GearBangerz_ZD Really really good. "24.06.2017 18:25:39" JeremyClarkson @OGSilentJak UK production @OGSilentJak UK production "24.06.2017 18:25:03" JeremyClarkson @dmsd_co_uk No no no. See the movie. The attention to detail is amazing @dmsd_co_uk No no no. See the movie. The attention to detail is amazing "24.06.2017 12:39:54" JeremyClarkson I've seen Baby Driver. You should too. The music is even better than the non cgi car chases I've seen Baby Driver. You should too. The music is even better than the non cgi car chases "21.06.2017 18:09:53" JeremyClarkson Jeremy posted in JEREMY CLARKSON'S TRIBE on @drivetribes https://t.co/bXmVqHoyS3 Jeremy posted in JEREMY CLARKSON'S TRIBE on @drivetribes https://t.co/bXmVqHoyS3 "16.06.2017 17:29:11" JeremyClarkson @HarlowCollege Soz. I was at Sheffield. @HarlowCollege Soz. I was at Sheffield. "16.06.2017 17:28:37" JeremyClarkson @DrThomasDuncan Yes. It isn't true. @DrThomasDuncan Yes. It isn't true. "14.06.2017 08:19:38" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay You on Love Island? @MrJamesMay You on Love Island? "14.06.2017 06:55:57" JeremyClarkson People of Kensington. Remember to give what you can spare - clothes etc - to those made homeless by that terrible fire. People of Kensington. Remember to give what you can spare - clothes etc - to those made homeless by that terrible fire. "11.06.2017 17:35:04" JeremyClarkson @CLThailand my you must be such a lovely person to know @CLThailand my you must be such a lovely person to know "11.06.2017 17:34:30" JeremyClarkson @eorozba on the grand tour. That's how tv works @eorozba on the grand tour. That's how tv works "10.06.2017 16:26:32" JeremyClarkson It was the biggest crash I've ever seen and the most frightening but incredibly, and thankfully, Richard seems to be mostly OK. It was the biggest crash I've ever seen and the most frightening but incredibly, and thankfully, Richard seems to be mostly OK. "09.06.2017 08:28:01" JeremyClarkson Cash waiting for anyone who can get one of these to southern Switzerland asap. Serious request from the Grand Tour https://t.co/wqUJtTzwPh Cash waiting for anyone who can get one of these to southern Switzerland asap. Serious request from the Grand Tour https://t.co/wqUJtTzwPh "09.06.2017 08:26:26" JeremyClarkson People of Switzerland and northern Italy. Does anyone have a GKN driveshaft tripod part number AAR3700I. Please no fatuous replies People of Switzerland and northern Italy. Does anyone have a GKN driveshaft tripod part number AAR3700I. Please no fatuous replies "08.06.2017 17:24:16" JeremyClarkson @jgibbjr Yes. Here too. And he was. And NA. @jgibbjr Yes. Here too. And he was. And NA. "08.06.2017 06:02:42" JeremyClarkson If you miss AA even half as much as I do, this new collection of his astonishing writing will cheer you up https://t.co/rSsOlBAIQk If you miss AA even half as much as I do, this new collection of his astonishing writing will cheer you up https://t.co/rSsOlBAIQk "06.06.2017 12:45:36" JeremyClarkson For those of you following Sir Ainslie's America's Cup challenge, it's good news. The boat is mended. Keep coughing up Land Rover!!!! For those of you following Sir Ainslie's America's Cup challenge, it's good news. The boat is mended. Keep coughing up Land Rover!!!! "01.06.2017 08:54:40" JeremyClarkson @Stefano_Crepaz Good. We shall be there next week then @Stefano_Crepaz Good. We shall be there next week then "01.06.2017 08:39:24" JeremyClarkson @lukedoughaines Walk of shame @lukedoughaines Walk of shame "29.05.2017 16:10:04" JeremyClarkson https://t.co/WbpYk2cVPV https://t.co/WbpYk2cVPV "28.05.2017 22:50:20" JeremyClarkson @British_Airways That is actually very good PR work @British_Airways That is actually very good PR work "28.05.2017 11:20:56" JeremyClarkson I'm on@a @British_Airways plane. And it's about to take off. I'm on@a @British_Airways plane. And it's about to take off. "26.05.2017 14:19:54" JeremyClarkson @sophiejayne132 Oh. I wouldn't have eaten her @sophiejayne132 Oh. I wouldn't have eaten her "25.05.2017 17:01:28" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay Not as terrifying as this face https://t.co/IqILp048vG @MrJamesMay Not as terrifying as this face https://t.co/IqILp048vG "22.05.2017 21:46:03" JeremyClarkson @RowlandFrench The monster's arm will fall off. Don't bother @RowlandFrench The monster's arm will fall off. Don't bother "21.05.2017 11:07:02" #anotherperfecttweet JeremyClarkson Something rude about Donald Trump. A pithy ending. And a hashtag #anotherperfecttweet Something rude about Donald Trump. A pithy ending. And a hashtag #anotherperfecttweet "21.05.2017 09:37:39" JeremyClarkson Something right on and apparently caring. Swear word. Perfect tweet. Something right on and apparently caring. Swear word. Perfect tweet. "20.05.2017 10:36:47" JeremyClarkson @DRIVETRIBES Having driven an F12 in the sleet in Scotland, I'd say there is. @DRIVETRIBES Having driven an F12 in the sleet in Scotland, I'd say there is. "17.05.2017 18:20:00" JeremyClarkson @nicksco77 No it isn't @nicksco77 No it isn't "17.05.2017 17:57:11" JeremyClarkson @philsturgeon so are you today @philsturgeon so are you today "17.05.2017 17:54:11" JeremyClarkson Loving this rain. No bicycles at all clogging up the roads Loving this rain. No bicycles at all clogging up the roads "16.05.2017 10:20:57" JeremyClarkson A producer I rate, as useless, has made a new show for Dave. It's called @TheBruvsTV A producer I rate, as useless, has made a new show for Dave. It's called @TheBruvsTV "12.05.2017 13:49:42" JeremyClarkson @manics1975 Yeah. I was proud of that one @manics1975 Yeah. I was proud of that one "11.05.2017 17:17:42" JeremyClarkson I've just met my first Corbyn supporter. Hilarious. Actually thinks Croatia was better under Tito. I've just met my first Corbyn supporter. Hilarious. Actually thinks Croatia was better under Tito. "11.05.2017 04:46:26" JeremyClarkson @marklesal A fine vessel @marklesal A fine vessel "08.05.2017 19:54:49" JeremyClarkson @MeHere2017Again @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond You'll find us at DRIVETRIBE @MeHere2017Again @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond You'll find us at DRIVETRIBE "08.05.2017 06:15:04" JeremyClarkson @Jemima_Khan @GaryLineker @alaindebotton Bit fickle @Jemima_Khan @GaryLineker @alaindebotton Bit fickle "04.05.2017 21:53:00" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay I am too @MrJamesMay I am too "25.04.2017 19:04:35" JeremyClarkson @tiff_tv Busy this evening? @tiff_tv Busy this evening? "24.04.2017 19:03:38" JeremyClarkson @vb_h What's that stupid blue thing in front of you? @vb_h What's that stupid blue thing in front of you? "22.04.2017 13:51:36" JeremyClarkson @AScottishWitch Melbourne, KL, London, Oslo, Tromso, Stavanger @AScottishWitch Melbourne, KL, London, Oslo, Tromso, Stavanger "22.04.2017 11:20:04" JeremyClarkson @AScottishWitch Aha. I once did Auckland to Stavanger @AScottishWitch Aha. I once did Auckland to Stavanger "22.04.2017 11:17:39" JeremyClarkson @RHJMJC Yup @RHJMJC Yup "21.04.2017 17:06:54" JeremyClarkson Realistically then, this general election is between Hammond and May, and JC. Realistically then, this general election is between Hammond and May, and JC. "21.04.2017 14:15:41" JeremyClarkson @RNIBRadio Can I enter? @RNIBRadio Can I enter? "20.04.2017 13:19:46" JeremyClarkson @billyrsofficial Huh? @billyrsofficial Huh? "19.04.2017 22:15:50" JeremyClarkson @david83007 You must be very tall as I'm in Dallas @david83007 You must be very tall as I'm in Dallas "14.04.2017 23:18:22" JeremyClarkson @candleblone @HurricaneBarca I've done Auckland to Stavanger @candleblone @HurricaneBarca I've done Auckland to Stavanger "14.04.2017 01:10:38" JeremyClarkson London to Grand Junction, Colorado - 18 hours. Has anyone ever taken longer than that? London to Grand Junction, Colorado - 18 hours. Has anyone ever taken longer than that? "13.04.2017 21:38:08" JeremyClarkson I'M NOT ON FUCKING LINKEDIN I'M NOT ON FUCKING LINKEDIN "11.04.2017 17:33:34" JeremyClarkson Thanks for all the kind messages today. Thanks for all the kind messages today. "09.04.2017 14:11:19" JeremyClarkson @CalMannion I'm fairly sure you didn't @CalMannion I'm fairly sure you didn't "08.04.2017 16:48:41" JeremyClarkson @GaryLineker Zzzzzz @GaryLineker Zzzzzz "08.04.2017 16:40:32" JeremyClarkson @j26str Trespassers @j26str Trespassers "07.04.2017 19:24:23" JeremyClarkson @Nix2Liam Because the two things were usually filmed months apart @Nix2Liam Because the two things were usually filmed months apart "05.04.2017 22:59:36" JeremyClarkson @ithildin_lass I just don't remember an apostrophe @ithildin_lass I just don't remember an apostrophe "05.04.2017 16:07:06" JeremyClarkson @DRIVETRIBES What are V8's? @DRIVETRIBES What are V8's? "05.04.2017 16:06:40" JeremyClarkson @DRIVETRIBES What are the 1970's? @DRIVETRIBES What are the 1970's? "30.03.2017 17:08:39" JeremyClarkson @DRIVETRIBES @RichardHammond Wouldn't know @DRIVETRIBES @RichardHammond Wouldn't know "30.03.2017 07:54:36" JeremyClarkson Indeed we won't https://t.co/lVAHJ7COba Indeed we won't https://t.co/lVAHJ7COba "21.03.2017 18:49:32" JeremyClarkson @rachel787 @JuliaBradbury You could always walk from five ways through Squirrel Wood to Burghwallis. That's what I did before I could drive. @rachel787 @JuliaBradbury You could always walk from five ways through Squirrel Wood to Burghwallis. That's what I did before I could drive. "21.03.2017 18:43:18" JeremyClarkson @JuliaBradbury @rachel787 No. It isn't. @JuliaBradbury @rachel787 No. It isn't. "20.03.2017 15:45:27" JeremyClarkson Doctors say Richard Hammond suffered no damage to his brain in his bike crash. Because he hasn't got one. Doctors say Richard Hammond suffered no damage to his brain in his bike crash. Because he hasn't got one. "14.03.2017 22:14:12" JeremyClarkson Thrilled but also desperately sad about Adrian's wins at the Press Awards. Thrilled but also desperately sad about Adrian's wins at the Press Awards. "14.03.2017 08:49:03" JeremyClarkson @cassius_connor Don't feel bad. I do it to everyone. @cassius_connor Don't feel bad. I do it to everyone. "08.03.2017 11:19:56" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme Look at my last tweet @prettynormalme Look at my last tweet "08.03.2017 11:18:19" #InternationalWomensDay JeremyClarkson My contribution to #InternationalWomensDay https://t.co/ssSNBMCtxz My contribution to #InternationalWomensDay https://t.co/ssSNBMCtxz "07.03.2017 05:21:51" JeremyClarkson And to be clear, James May is normally very patient indeed And to be clear, James May is normally very patient indeed "06.03.2017 14:50:45" JeremyClarkson Those paps at LA airport are so aggressive, even James May became impatient with them once. Those paps at LA airport are so aggressive, even James May became impatient with them once. "06.03.2017 09:51:21" JeremyClarkson @may_carys Happy 21st Kyle @may_carys Happy 21st Kyle "05.03.2017 19:55:21" JeremyClarkson Guess who's got a new app for his Mozambique adventure? https://t.co/DjEVMDQZjv Guess who's got a new app for his Mozambique adventure? https://t.co/DjEVMDQZjv "05.03.2017 17:12:14" JeremyClarkson @mus986 Actially, the first time I went, someone fired a heat seeking missile at the helicopter I was in. @mus986 Actially, the first time I went, someone fired a heat seeking missile at the helicopter I was in. "05.03.2017 17:11:12" JeremyClarkson @mus986 We did @mus986 We did "04.03.2017 14:58:35" JeremyClarkson @TheSun That's a £6,000 Range Rover. Tops. @TheSun That's a £6,000 Range Rover. Tops. "04.03.2017 14:12:06" JeremyClarkson @leroiS0LEIL Maybe to take it back into rightful ownership @leroiS0LEIL Maybe to take it back into rightful ownership "04.03.2017 13:00:38" JeremyClarkson So. Zuma seems to be trying out out Trump Trump. So. Zuma seems to be trying out out Trump Trump. "03.03.2017 16:14:28" JeremyClarkson @janem Turn off 9. That's the answer @janem Turn off 9. That's the answer "03.03.2017 12:11:52" JeremyClarkson Spooky https://t.co/xOYf8jebBk Spooky https://t.co/xOYf8jebBk "03.03.2017 05:37:47" JeremyClarkson @pmorganracing You see. You see. @pmorganracing You see. You see. "01.03.2017 21:03:11" JeremyClarkson @nath_fag They are quite expensive @nath_fag They are quite expensive "28.02.2017 06:15:06" JeremyClarkson @Indigo_Celyn I have some Minuty @Indigo_Celyn I have some Minuty "27.02.2017 19:05:11" JeremyClarkson Some of the film crew hasn't made it to the overnight halt. Nor has Hammond. Or May. https://t.co/yPfxyh7GUI Some of the film crew hasn't made it to the overnight halt. Nor has Hammond. Or May. https://t.co/yPfxyh7GUI "25.02.2017 18:27:49" JeremyClarkson @DanielPronto Yup @DanielPronto Yup "24.02.2017 18:04:01" JeremyClarkson @adifire17 we shall be there in April @adifire17 we shall be there in April "24.02.2017 18:02:41" JeremyClarkson @alexnail Only if you want to spend the rest of the flight trying to get a fire extinguisher out of your anus. @alexnail Only if you want to spend the rest of the flight trying to get a fire extinguisher out of your anus. "24.02.2017 16:26:56" JeremyClarkson @MattNYR12 @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond we will be there in June @MattNYR12 @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond we will be there in June "24.02.2017 16:25:37" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay Gatwick is for the weak. I'm going to Heathrow @MrJamesMay Gatwick is for the weak. I'm going to Heathrow "24.02.2017 16:23:23" JeremyClarkson @andrewbennett @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay I'll ask the cameras to be looking the other way if something interesting happens @andrewbennett @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay I'll ask the cameras to be looking the other way if something interesting happens "24.02.2017 16:22:51" JeremyClarkson @MrAziraphale @MrJamesMay Yup. And we always just happen to find the crews there when we arrive. It's incredible. @MrAziraphale @MrJamesMay Yup. And we always just happen to find the crews there when we arrive. It's incredible. "24.02.2017 13:25:56" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay I was just listening to some Dylan. I fancy Mozambique. @MrJamesMay I was just listening to some Dylan. I fancy Mozambique. "23.02.2017 19:54:44" JeremyClarkson @SamWTotter Thinking of you in these difficult times @SamWTotter Thinking of you in these difficult times "22.02.2017 18:35:16" JeremyClarkson @DRIVETRIBES We've already done that @DRIVETRIBES We've already done that "22.02.2017 17:18:20" JeremyClarkson @lawson1302 Something that costs less than £500 @lawson1302 Something that costs less than £500 "22.02.2017 17:17:06" JeremyClarkson @tjensen5 The other show had sex toys too @tjensen5 The other show had sex toys too "20.02.2017 19:13:55" JeremyClarkson @Goomanguy They even got that wrong. It was a drink. @Goomanguy They even got that wrong. It was a drink. "20.02.2017 19:13:03" JeremyClarkson @Indigo_Celyn I got an eye infection at Gatwick @Indigo_Celyn I got an eye infection at Gatwick "20.02.2017 11:03:52" JeremyClarkson @MichaelAHann When have I ever complained about that? @MichaelAHann When have I ever complained about that? "16.02.2017 13:05:05" JeremyClarkson @LPropadalo Er.... @LPropadalo Er.... "15.02.2017 16:01:56" JeremyClarkson @josephknox__ I am greatly enjoying reading Sirens. Bloody good book. @josephknox__ I am greatly enjoying reading Sirens. Bloody good book. "13.02.2017 15:52:27" JeremyClarkson @MikePattinson He was 9. I won @MikePattinson He was 9. I won "13.02.2017 15:30:27" JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond I meanwhile have played tennis. So I moved. And now I'm shaking. @RichardHammond I meanwhile have played tennis. So I moved. And now I'm shaking. "13.02.2017 11:51:08" JeremyClarkson @SAlJandal I have. And it isn't. @SAlJandal I have. And it isn't. "13.02.2017 11:50:23" JeremyClarkson @JessCornn Nope. @JessCornn Nope. "12.02.2017 11:40:41" JeremyClarkson @power13_sj No. just twee. @power13_sj No. just twee. "12.02.2017 11:11:35" JeremyClarkson @drewskingle You make a good point @drewskingle You make a good point "12.02.2017 11:10:45" JeremyClarkson @JonnyRothfield Brisbane has the most annoying hotel. The Versace. @JonnyRothfield Brisbane has the most annoying hotel. The Versace. "12.02.2017 11:09:46" JeremyClarkson @palunel One of the Milan airports. I once arrived 17 mins before departure and made it. And T5 at Heathrow, which is great. @palunel One of the Milan airports. I once arrived 17 mins before departure and made it. And T5 at Heathrow, which is great. "12.02.2017 11:08:00" JeremyClarkson @garethblackwood Yes, but hilarious. @garethblackwood Yes, but hilarious. "12.02.2017 11:05:38" JeremyClarkson @AleemManji The double security system stands out @AleemManji The double security system stands out "12.02.2017 11:04:39" JeremyClarkson @vjsbatra I have. A lot. And it doesn't. @vjsbatra I have. A lot. And it doesn't. "12.02.2017 11:01:56" JeremyClarkson Right. Jeremy's top five most annoying airports guide, Gatwick, Luton, JFK, Nairobi, and Atlanta (mainly because I don't like the carpets) Right. Jeremy's top five most annoying airports guide, Gatwick, Luton, JFK, Nairobi, and Atlanta (mainly because I don't like the carpets) "12.02.2017 10:53:52" JeremyClarkson @SonTrus This is a good point you make @SonTrus This is a good point you make "12.02.2017 10:53:03" JeremyClarkson @Perrin21 It wasn't actually @Perrin21 It wasn't actually "12.02.2017 10:51:46" JeremyClarkson @sniffpetrol I knew a man called Peter Musk once. He had a company that made all the knickers for M and S. @sniffpetrol I knew a man called Peter Musk once. He had a company that made all the knickers for M and S. "12.02.2017 10:47:56" JeremyClarkson @GenChuckYeager @taylorswift13 We're these bronze stars for modesty by any chance? @GenChuckYeager @taylorswift13 We're these bronze stars for modesty by any chance? "11.02.2017 13:42:56" JeremyClarkson Some people prefer @Gatwick_Airport which is odd because having travelled quite a lot, I think it's the worst airport in the entire world Some people prefer @Gatwick_Airport which is odd because having travelled quite a lot, I think it's the worst airport in the entire world "11.02.2017 13:31:11" JeremyClarkson As I'm bored, is there anyone who prefers Gatwick to Heathrow? As I'm bored, is there anyone who prefers Gatwick to Heathrow? "11.02.2017 13:25:35" JeremyClarkson @jobless1967 Number of flights cancelled due to weather in Oslo last year? None. @jobless1967 Number of flights cancelled due to weather in Oslo last year? None. "11.02.2017 13:17:48" JeremyClarkson @rookstar76 Memo to Stewart. You're too fat. @rookstar76 Memo to Stewart. You're too fat. "11.02.2017 13:16:54" JeremyClarkson @webmonkeyuk @British_Airways British Airways is fine. Gatwick is the problem. Shut it down @webmonkeyuk @British_Airways British Airways is fine. Gatwick is the problem. Shut it down "11.02.2017 13:15:00" JeremyClarkson Memo to Grand Tour researchers. No flights through @Gatwick_Airport this year. It doesn't work. Memo to Grand Tour researchers. No flights through @Gatwick_Airport this year. It doesn't work. "11.02.2017 13:09:33" JeremyClarkson @British_Airways why don't you just move all your operations to Heathrow? @Gatwick_Airport worked when there were comets but not now. @British_Airways why don't you just move all your operations to Heathrow? @Gatwick_Airport worked when there were comets but not now. "11.02.2017 12:24:05" JeremyClarkson @EatStayFly Says the man in a white car with red seats. Tiny, tiny penis @EatStayFly Says the man in a white car with red seats. Tiny, tiny penis "11.02.2017 11:56:35" JeremyClarkson @Gatwick_Airport I think you've proved today why you cannot possibly have a new runway. You're completely hopeless. @Gatwick_Airport I think you've proved today why you cannot possibly have a new runway. You're completely hopeless. "11.02.2017 11:25:22" JeremyClarkson @British_Airways No it isn't @British_Airways No it isn't "11.02.2017 10:52:33" JeremyClarkson @British_Airways It is obviously VERY hard. @British_Airways It is obviously VERY hard. "11.02.2017 10:34:30" JeremyClarkson @British_Airways BA2155. How hard can it be to park a plane? @British_Airways BA2155. How hard can it be to park a plane? "11.02.2017 07:30:10" JeremyClarkson @neilracing07 You're a motorcyclist, a golfer and a Brexiteer. @neilracing07 You're a motorcyclist, a golfer and a Brexiteer. "10.02.2017 12:27:16" JeremyClarkson @BBCNewsnight @maitlis That's the whole point of the free world being free isn't it? @BBCNewsnight @maitlis That's the whole point of the free world being free isn't it? "10.02.2017 12:25:20" JeremyClarkson It's not a big thing I know, but why is there so little property porn at the front of Country Life these days? It's not a big thing I know, but why is there so little property porn at the front of Country Life these days? "08.02.2017 22:19:43" JeremyClarkson @tlnet_training And you win the moron of the year award. You were watching TV. It's filmed using cameras. They are mounted in cars. @tlnet_training And you win the moron of the year award. You were watching TV. It's filmed using cameras. They are mounted in cars. "08.02.2017 18:53:50" JeremyClarkson @BIGMIKE_AB_NS You mean "alternative" @BIGMIKE_AB_NS You mean "alternative" "08.02.2017 18:52:48" JeremyClarkson @TigerSpectacles I guess so @TigerSpectacles I guess so "08.02.2017 18:31:52" JeremyClarkson She was nuts and I adored her https://t.co/JtqtMgtG44 She was nuts and I adored her https://t.co/JtqtMgtG44 "08.02.2017 18:21:03" JeremyClarkson @ui66 We invented it @ui66 We invented it "08.02.2017 18:18:22" JeremyClarkson @paulb2A I adored Tara. @paulb2A I adored Tara. "08.02.2017 18:16:38" JeremyClarkson People of the internet. Tonight at 8pm GMT, I will be talking DRIVETRIBE on Facebook live with Hammond and May. No, the other ones. People of the internet. Tonight at 8pm GMT, I will be talking DRIVETRIBE on Facebook live with Hammond and May. No, the other ones. "07.02.2017 17:59:48" JeremyClarkson @RowlandFrench Will there be a monster? @RowlandFrench Will there be a monster? "07.02.2017 17:56:54" JeremyClarkson @Reevo77 It used to be RRs, but the boot on the new model is too small. So it's now Discos. @Reevo77 It used to be RRs, but the boot on the new model is too small. So it's now Discos. "07.02.2017 17:44:51" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme You're out of the will @prettynormalme You're out of the will "07.02.2017 10:00:01" JeremyClarkson @GregRyanM Neither do we @GregRyanM Neither do we "06.02.2017 09:31:18" JeremyClarkson @alaa_ndn Right. And how many cameras would we need to cover one lap? @alaa_ndn Right. And how many cameras would we need to cover one lap? "05.02.2017 22:15:28" JeremyClarkson @jordanhogan6 Er. I'm not sure you were paying attention @jordanhogan6 Er. I'm not sure you were paying attention "04.02.2017 19:50:23" JeremyClarkson @nmf77 scam @nmf77 scam "01.02.2017 19:55:59" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme In space, no-one can hear you scream. Everyone knows that @prettynormalme In space, no-one can hear you scream. Everyone knows that "01.02.2017 12:49:58" JeremyClarkson @Kylebarrowclif1 Born? Sprotborough. @Kylebarrowclif1 Born? Sprotborough. "31.01.2017 20:59:40" JeremyClarkson @gilescoren Well now steady on... @gilescoren Well now steady on... "31.01.2017 09:02:29" JeremyClarkson @Sanderson_Laser It isn't over @Sanderson_Laser It isn't over "30.01.2017 19:25:51" JeremyClarkson @NivenJ1 Me I think. And that didn't work either @NivenJ1 Me I think. And that didn't work either "30.01.2017 18:33:19" JeremyClarkson @mallorykinder It's a car by the looks of things @mallorykinder It's a car by the looks of things "28.01.2017 16:20:53" JeremyClarkson A wanksy https://t.co/jAp7jsWEBp A wanksy https://t.co/jAp7jsWEBp "27.01.2017 18:51:11" JeremyClarkson @davidjo10033320 no @davidjo10033320 no "27.01.2017 18:50:32" JeremyClarkson @ervenfernandez and my retort: why did you buy a jacket that doesn't fit? @ervenfernandez and my retort: why did you buy a jacket that doesn't fit? "27.01.2017 18:49:30" JeremyClarkson In short, we will all be watching the Grand Tour together, and you can talk to us about it on @DRIVETRIBES In short, we will all be watching the Grand Tour together, and you can talk to us about it on @DRIVETRIBES "27.01.2017 18:46:41" JeremyClarkson James, Richard and I will be live on @DRIVETRIBES this evening answering your questions on The Grand Tour. We all start watching at 7.30 GMT James, Richard and I will be live on @DRIVETRIBES this evening answering your questions on The Grand Tour. We all start watching at 7.30 GMT "27.01.2017 13:21:31" JeremyClarkson @janem Yes. I know. @janem Yes. I know. "26.01.2017 10:37:15" JeremyClarkson @thegrandtouring Yes @thegrandtouring Yes "24.01.2017 15:50:19" JeremyClarkson @RowlandFrench Dear R8WLV, it's not as good as the Alfa @RowlandFrench Dear R8WLV, it's not as good as the Alfa "23.01.2017 18:22:48" JeremyClarkson @iLLuMiNiSt322 It's traditional to lead with an ace; not the 3 of diamonds @iLLuMiNiSt322 It's traditional to lead with an ace; not the 3 of diamonds "21.01.2017 14:59:58" JeremyClarkson @womensmarchlon @DeborahJaneOrr The whole of London? @womensmarchlon @DeborahJaneOrr The whole of London? "20.01.2017 17:43:25" JeremyClarkson @MrAlanAhmet Yes. But at least he can't read a map either @MrAlanAhmet Yes. But at least he can't read a map either "20.01.2017 17:40:10" JeremyClarkson @Astro_Herv Because everyone else is @Astro_Herv Because everyone else is "20.01.2017 17:04:09" JeremyClarkson @AMontyspurs It's part of the UK but it's not Britain @AMontyspurs It's part of the UK but it's not Britain "20.01.2017 16:53:38" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay I thought you two were in Davos @MrJamesMay I thought you two were in Davos "18.01.2017 07:41:23" JeremyClarkson Oh, well that's all right then https://t.co/ym8FWmES0X Oh, well that's all right then https://t.co/ym8FWmES0X "17.01.2017 18:20:54" JeremyClarkson Proud father https://t.co/LCuX6OWUlj https://t.co/no0B6V3YNS Proud father https://t.co/LCuX6OWUlj https://t.co/no0B6V3YNS "17.01.2017 10:27:08" JeremyClarkson @ChrisShiret Where would you have slept? @ChrisShiret Where would you have slept? "14.01.2017 15:16:58" JeremyClarkson @pottercreps Flint. Ann Arbor. Plymouth.... need me to go on? @pottercreps Flint. Ann Arbor. Plymouth.... need me to go on? "13.01.2017 08:52:59" JeremyClarkson Jeremy posted in JEREMY CLARKSON'S TRIBE on @drivetribes https://t.co/1BNX9RzjJj Jeremy posted in JEREMY CLARKSON'S TRIBE on @drivetribes https://t.co/1BNX9RzjJj "13.01.2017 08:36:25" JeremyClarkson @alakhvir This is England. @alakhvir This is England. "13.01.2017 08:35:50" JeremyClarkson @Lunch_Box_454ci About 1996. Drove to Fairbanks from Vancouver. Then on to Anchorage. @Lunch_Box_454ci About 1996. Drove to Fairbanks from Vancouver. Then on to Anchorage. "09.01.2017 09:57:42" JeremyClarkson Probably a good day to revisit this.... https://t.co/1p2RRepD9k via @youtube Probably a good day to revisit this.... https://t.co/1p2RRepD9k via @youtube "09.01.2017 09:03:51" JeremyClarkson @janem It's left at the kitchen... @janem It's left at the kitchen... "09.01.2017 08:31:45" JeremyClarkson @SamLockie whereas I know for a fact it is @SamLockie whereas I know for a fact it is "08.01.2017 17:51:43" JeremyClarkson @michael_bradn That happens when half your face is in shadow @michael_bradn That happens when half your face is in shadow "08.01.2017 17:51:18" JeremyClarkson @tonywolf359 Yeah yeah yeah @tonywolf359 Yeah yeah yeah "08.01.2017 14:01:01" JeremyClarkson @tonywolf359 Really? So where was it invented then? @tonywolf359 Really? So where was it invented then? "05.01.2017 23:53:38" JeremyClarkson @WillCatlingShit Yes @WillCatlingShit Yes "05.01.2017 07:54:52" JeremyClarkson @RHJMJC We were simply saving ourselves for Peterborough on Sunday @RHJMJC We were simply saving ourselves for Peterborough on Sunday "05.01.2017 00:08:25" JeremyClarkson @DavepSumo I'm afraid he is @DavepSumo I'm afraid he is "04.01.2017 18:51:33" JeremyClarkson @migueeelbaluyot Because we do one special a year and there are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 places in the world @migueeelbaluyot Because we do one special a year and there are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 places in the world "04.01.2017 18:49:51" JeremyClarkson @1067Andrew Oh God @1067Andrew Oh God "04.01.2017 10:17:35" JeremyClarkson @LadyCaroOfEssex If they were green, I was. @LadyCaroOfEssex If they were green, I was. "03.01.2017 08:40:31" JeremyClarkson @h0bbel So what, I got out half way down? @h0bbel So what, I got out half way down? "01.01.2017 04:59:31" JeremyClarkson @HolmesTW Look more carefully @HolmesTW Look more carefully "31.12.2016 21:25:15" JeremyClarkson On balance, 2016 wasn't that bad. https://t.co/mDEs49hDlE On balance, 2016 wasn't that bad. https://t.co/mDEs49hDlE "31.12.2016 18:24:44" JeremyClarkson @MatthewCarterUK @SamWTotter I'm 25 minutes late but I'm on it @MatthewCarterUK @SamWTotter I'm 25 minutes late but I'm on it "31.12.2016 01:12:19" JeremyClarkson @Jordann_Lou no @Jordann_Lou no "30.12.2016 19:55:29" JeremyClarkson @TonyTTGriffiths You know TV? Well it's made using cameras? Which go in cars. Clever eh? @TonyTTGriffiths You know TV? Well it's made using cameras? Which go in cars. Clever eh? "30.12.2016 09:19:23" JeremyClarkson @Supermarketweet Yes. Well spotted @Supermarketweet Yes. Well spotted "30.12.2016 09:16:02" JeremyClarkson @beerwithmepls @JimInTheD @thegrandtour @BobSeger Ooh. Nice spot. You're dead right. @beerwithmepls @JimInTheD @thegrandtour @BobSeger Ooh. Nice spot. You're dead right. "29.12.2016 00:21:24" JeremyClarkson @scarlet_girl Yes @scarlet_girl Yes "28.12.2016 13:23:52" JeremyClarkson Who is this? Please try not to be idiotic https://t.co/Ko7NZ3aAH8 Who is this? Please try not to be idiotic https://t.co/Ko7NZ3aAH8 "25.12.2016 15:35:16" JeremyClarkson Sho. My shon was given a cocktail maker for ChishmAs and eghrghth fnushebur butter Sho. My shon was given a cocktail maker for ChishmAs and eghrghth fnushebur butter "24.12.2016 23:45:26" JeremyClarkson Happy Christmas to everyone. Except the Tierra Del Fuego people of Argentina. You lot can sod off. Happy Christmas to everyone. Except the Tierra Del Fuego people of Argentina. You lot can sod off. "24.12.2016 12:23:19" #jenkins JeremyClarkson Somehow, I've managed to buy wrapping paper to which sellotape won't adhere. #jenkins Somehow, I've managed to buy wrapping paper to which sellotape won't adhere. #jenkins "24.12.2016 12:14:45" JeremyClarkson @davenolz @RachelSJohnson @tonygallagher Imagine a health service where anyone can be a doctor @davenolz @RachelSJohnson @tonygallagher Imagine a health service where anyone can be a doctor "20.12.2016 13:43:38" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme Fix-a-Frame. Old Brompton Road, SW7 @prettynormalme Fix-a-Frame. Old Brompton Road, SW7 "20.12.2016 13:40:29" JeremyClarkson No I didn't. Jeremy Clarkson drives tank into Dubai Mall scaring shoppers https://t.co/JtIsopIYKF via @MailOnline. No I didn't. Jeremy Clarkson drives tank into Dubai Mall scaring shoppers https://t.co/JtIsopIYKF via @MailOnline. "18.12.2016 08:44:25" JeremyClarkson @Doncaster_Web No @Doncaster_Web No "14.12.2016 18:39:38" JeremyClarkson @MissHaleyB_ The Telegraph these days is full of what was in the Mail the day before. Very sad. @MissHaleyB_ The Telegraph these days is full of what was in the Mail the day before. Very sad. "14.12.2016 18:34:45" JeremyClarkson @JoanneSalley Procreate @JoanneSalley Procreate "12.12.2016 12:39:55" JeremyClarkson @kitten_carr I know. I can't believe he has gone @kitten_carr I know. I can't believe he has gone "11.12.2016 08:33:18" JeremyClarkson Please please please read The Sunday Times today. Please please please read The Sunday Times today. "10.12.2016 06:04:17" JeremyClarkson Hilarious https://t.co/CyfG0oMdEa Hilarious https://t.co/CyfG0oMdEa "09.12.2016 19:16:48" JeremyClarkson @wos_occuring I'm left eyed and right handed. Continuity is fine. @wos_occuring I'm left eyed and right handed. Continuity is fine. "09.12.2016 14:03:21" JeremyClarkson @CaptnSeahag83 I am. And so are they @CaptnSeahag83 I am. And so are they "09.12.2016 13:59:52" JeremyClarkson It's very noisy on Kindergarten Air but at least my television is broken It's very noisy on Kindergarten Air but at least my television is broken "09.12.2016 09:33:57" JeremyClarkson @ChrisFindlayUK Horseshit. They stayed with their grandmother till they were 4. So fuck off. @ChrisFindlayUK Horseshit. They stayed with their grandmother till they were 4. So fuck off. "09.12.2016 09:13:39" JeremyClarkson @JamesCardew I did not let my children fly until they were old enough to appreciate where they were going @JamesCardew I did not let my children fly until they were old enough to appreciate where they were going "09.12.2016 09:09:32" JeremyClarkson Airlines. If you allow a very small baby into a plane, why not offer a 100 per cent discount to those within, say, 20 feet? Airlines. If you allow a very small baby into a plane, why not offer a 100 per cent discount to those within, say, 20 feet? "09.12.2016 08:06:12" JeremyClarkson @DianeC72 @thegrandtour @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay It was Hammond. Blame him. @DianeC72 @thegrandtour @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay It was Hammond. Blame him. "07.12.2016 18:57:00" JeremyClarkson @Joe_Hooley Utter utter bollocks. @Joe_Hooley Utter utter bollocks. "07.12.2016 17:38:46" JeremyClarkson @RobinChebib Finland. That's nearby @RobinChebib Finland. That's nearby "07.12.2016 17:35:19" JeremyClarkson @byronicman Because that's what the script said @byronicman Because that's what the script said "07.12.2016 06:58:07" JeremyClarkson @paul_e88 Cheerio @paul_e88 Cheerio "07.12.2016 06:57:40" JeremyClarkson @jamestemlett2 View, audience? @jamestemlett2 View, audience? "06.12.2016 09:03:26" JeremyClarkson @speedmonkeycouk I know what you mean @speedmonkeycouk I know what you mean "05.12.2016 08:58:34" JeremyClarkson @lollielottie hello @lollielottie hello "05.12.2016 08:54:07" JeremyClarkson @dawgbarker That will never happen. Sorry @dawgbarker That will never happen. Sorry "04.12.2016 14:31:22" JeremyClarkson @LeggeBourke Early risers. @LeggeBourke Early risers. "04.12.2016 14:30:41" JeremyClarkson @toshki Sorry. That was my favourite one @toshki Sorry. That was my favourite one "04.12.2016 14:26:35" JeremyClarkson @tomwookieford Yes @tomwookieford Yes "04.12.2016 08:16:10" JeremyClarkson Deep Purple moment https://t.co/l477IWjH7y Deep Purple moment https://t.co/l477IWjH7y "03.12.2016 19:06:29" JeremyClarkson @razamrehman The strap broke. @razamrehman The strap broke. "03.12.2016 11:24:36" JeremyClarkson @KingBeffy It was. They did. @KingBeffy It was. They did. "03.12.2016 11:24:20" JeremyClarkson @Alibighanz We did @Alibighanz We did "03.12.2016 11:23:42" JeremyClarkson @GrantsSpeyside Can I have some black pudding? @GrantsSpeyside Can I have some black pudding? "02.12.2016 16:23:30" JeremyClarkson Jeremy Clarkson has shared a post with you on DRIVETRIBE. https://t.co/Rzdo7QkJ89 Jeremy Clarkson has shared a post with you on DRIVETRIBE. https://t.co/Rzdo7QkJ89 "02.12.2016 16:21:07" JeremyClarkson Jeremy Clarkson has shared a post with you on DRIVETRIBE. https://t.co/0kHbhXKCda Jeremy Clarkson has shared a post with you on DRIVETRIBE. https://t.co/0kHbhXKCda "02.12.2016 16:16:51" JeremyClarkson @DalianSpratt It so isn't @DalianSpratt It so isn't "02.12.2016 16:13:55" JeremyClarkson @simon_maclean most of the audience who see it on TV.... @simon_maclean most of the audience who see it on TV.... "30.11.2016 10:31:53" JeremyClarkson @jefcat24 i was working @jefcat24 i was working "29.11.2016 19:53:59" JeremyClarkson I have written an story which is on @DRIVETRIBES I have written an story which is on @DRIVETRIBES "29.11.2016 19:53:13" JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond I am not in this picture because I was doing some work @RichardHammond I am not in this picture because I was doing some work "28.11.2016 17:58:14" JeremyClarkson @amaan90ahmed Happening very soon @amaan90ahmed Happening very soon "28.11.2016 17:56:17" JeremyClarkson At 6pm GMT, Richard James and I will be live @DRIVETRIBES At 6pm GMT, Richard James and I will be live @DRIVETRIBES "27.11.2016 16:04:09" JeremyClarkson @NotLiamScriven More importantly, what happened to your hair? @NotLiamScriven More importantly, what happened to your hair? "26.11.2016 20:03:44" JeremyClarkson @socalblackngold tactical trousers. Cool @socalblackngold tactical trousers. Cool "26.11.2016 20:01:31" JeremyClarkson @JoshuaNealey wait till show 9. No cars in that either @JoshuaNealey wait till show 9. No cars in that either "26.11.2016 20:00:35" JeremyClarkson @AndorianAle Hope so @AndorianAle Hope so "26.11.2016 20:00:25" JeremyClarkson @MarkF92a It bloody wasn't. The man is an imbecile @MarkF92a It bloody wasn't. The man is an imbecile "26.11.2016 08:36:32" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay You idiot. @MrJamesMay You idiot. "26.11.2016 08:23:01" JeremyClarkson 906488GTB. Dammit. I've accidentally posted an access code for DriveTribe. 906488GTB. Dammit. I've accidentally posted an access code for DriveTribe. "25.11.2016 21:33:23" JeremyClarkson @sinekelly Yes @sinekelly Yes "25.11.2016 16:49:08" JeremyClarkson @TheNewEuropean Do try to get your facts right @TheNewEuropean Do try to get your facts right "24.11.2016 22:58:06" JeremyClarkson @loosecollie It's not on late everywhere @loosecollie It's not on late everywhere "24.11.2016 17:46:26" JeremyClarkson @Cheeky_paul_sl oh yes @Cheeky_paul_sl oh yes "24.11.2016 13:27:51" JeremyClarkson @tomwookieford Yes @tomwookieford Yes "23.11.2016 14:19:18" JeremyClarkson @Imloulou Yes @Imloulou Yes "23.11.2016 10:14:47" JeremyClarkson @charlotteeagar1 well you'll be happy this week then @charlotteeagar1 well you'll be happy this week then "22.11.2016 19:42:32" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme dordle? @prettynormalme dordle? "22.11.2016 19:42:17" JeremyClarkson This is something Else I'm doing with Dick and Jimmy. DriveTribe. https://t.co/z3cjSwpFkn This is something Else I'm doing with Dick and Jimmy. DriveTribe. https://t.co/z3cjSwpFkn "22.11.2016 19:03:33" JeremyClarkson @Andrew_E111 Change of plan apparently. Really sorry. The traffic is screwing our day @Andrew_E111 Change of plan apparently. Really sorry. The traffic is screwing our day "21.11.2016 22:22:11" JeremyClarkson Very Grand Tour https://t.co/yH8P2lOre6 Very Grand Tour https://t.co/yH8P2lOre6 "21.11.2016 21:16:39" JeremyClarkson @WillyWeim No @WillyWeim No "21.11.2016 20:18:46" JeremyClarkson Civilisation in America https://t.co/2FWcYAWn7D Civilisation in America https://t.co/2FWcYAWn7D "21.11.2016 11:47:16" JeremyClarkson @JohnReilly777 It will be in a couple of weeks. Bit of tech to sort out first.... @JohnReilly777 It will be in a couple of weeks. Bit of tech to sort out first.... "21.11.2016 03:25:02" JeremyClarkson @SupercarsMk it's not a roar. It's a wail @SupercarsMk it's not a roar. It's a wail "20.11.2016 23:05:51" JeremyClarkson @lumberjack_sal Turns out the locals don't like this handle @lumberjack_sal Turns out the locals don't like this handle "20.11.2016 20:38:05" JeremyClarkson They're travelling with a "jam boy" https://t.co/MbkE9NB27I They're travelling with a "jam boy" https://t.co/MbkE9NB27I "20.11.2016 20:32:54" JeremyClarkson @lumberjack_sal Serious question. Why's it called that? @lumberjack_sal Serious question. Why's it called that? "20.11.2016 19:46:00" JeremyClarkson That is NOT a fucking misprint. Three thousand dollars!!!! https://t.co/ITPf5cKzhC That is NOT a fucking misprint. Three thousand dollars!!!! https://t.co/ITPf5cKzhC "20.11.2016 19:00:45" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay contemplating his next car https://t.co/ZnXDunNflZ @MrJamesMay contemplating his next car https://t.co/ZnXDunNflZ "20.11.2016 03:11:59" JeremyClarkson @Durand4077 This is a very good city. Never been before. It's fab. @Durand4077 This is a very good city. Never been before. It's fab. "19.11.2016 11:38:31" JeremyClarkson What manner of bird did THAT? https://t.co/LbQ92i3FmW What manner of bird did THAT? https://t.co/LbQ92i3FmW "19.11.2016 10:21:37" JeremyClarkson @mobyzone Yup @mobyzone Yup "19.11.2016 10:18:59" JeremyClarkson Instead of just standing around, why don't you use that 4x4 we paid for to tow the broken down car off the road? https://t.co/V9cmO4Y9JQ Instead of just standing around, why don't you use that 4x4 we paid for to tow the broken down car off the road? https://t.co/V9cmO4Y9JQ "18.11.2016 14:28:03" JeremyClarkson @DanielMisiek They're not young. They're actually children @DanielMisiek They're not young. They're actually children "18.11.2016 14:20:53" JeremyClarkson We have decided to let the production team at Chump to have ten minutes in the pub. https://t.co/rVQRkAQprr We have decided to let the production team at Chump to have ten minutes in the pub. https://t.co/rVQRkAQprr "18.11.2016 13:13:14" JeremyClarkson Genuinely relieved and grateful today. Huge thanks to everyone who has sent messages. Genuinely relieved and grateful today. Huge thanks to everyone who has sent messages. "18.11.2016 09:32:44" JeremyClarkson @MarinaHyde @GaryLineker Ooh good. Something to write about for my column this weekend. @MarinaHyde @GaryLineker Ooh good. Something to write about for my column this weekend. "17.11.2016 20:47:38" JeremyClarkson @flanniganj Nope. It goes out at our midnight. @flanniganj Nope. It goes out at our midnight. "17.11.2016 19:53:49" JeremyClarkson Great news. Midnight tonight there's a drama by Reggie Yates on Channel 4 Great news. Midnight tonight there's a drama by Reggie Yates on Channel 4 "17.11.2016 12:45:13" JeremyClarkson @TheAlanCie I did and thankyou very much. It's brilliant @TheAlanCie I did and thankyou very much. It's brilliant "16.11.2016 15:14:43" JeremyClarkson @MelanieDuring Yup. Even the Netherlands. @MelanieDuring Yup. Even the Netherlands. "16.11.2016 15:09:30" JeremyClarkson @Reallyfubar They can. It's coming in a couple of weeks. @Reallyfubar They can. It's coming in a couple of weeks. "16.11.2016 15:08:45" JeremyClarkson It's going to be available in 200 territories. That's pretty much everywhere. It's going to be available in 200 territories. That's pretty much everywhere. "16.11.2016 15:07:21" JeremyClarkson @steve_ahier Yes. That's what I just said. @steve_ahier Yes. That's what I just said. "16.11.2016 15:03:55" JeremyClarkson So. People of Ireland, Canada, Australia and pretty well everywhere else. You WILL be able to watch the Grand Tour. Amazon has gone global. So. People of Ireland, Canada, Australia and pretty well everywhere else. You WILL be able to watch the Grand Tour. Amazon has gone global. "15.11.2016 19:08:59" JeremyClarkson James and Richard are in their element. They love talking about pension scams. James and Richard are in their element. They love talking about pension scams. "15.11.2016 19:02:57" JeremyClarkson I could have done The One Show but Richard and James really really wanted to do it on their own. They love the humour. I could have done The One Show but Richard and James really really wanted to do it on their own. They love the humour. "15.11.2016 16:41:53" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay and @RichardHammond are appearing on The One Show this evening. Never seen them so excited. @MrJamesMay and @RichardHammond are appearing on The One Show this evening. Never seen them so excited. "15.11.2016 16:22:48" JeremyClarkson @paul_mcdonnell1 Because I'm doing Steve Wright. @paul_mcdonnell1 Because I'm doing Steve Wright. "14.11.2016 22:21:17" JeremyClarkson Credit where credit is due. @easyJet First class service from Stuttgart this evening. Hannah especially Credit where credit is due. @easyJet First class service from Stuttgart this evening. Hannah especially "14.11.2016 15:59:05" JeremyClarkson @jblokzijl All the multi camera 4K stuff. All Dutch @jblokzijl All the multi camera 4K stuff. All Dutch "14.11.2016 15:41:40" JeremyClarkson The Grand Tour today. Perfect. American money. British production. Dutch tech. And a German audience. The Grand Tour today. Perfect. American money. British production. Dutch tech. And a German audience. "14.11.2016 10:48:38" JeremyClarkson @eskimonoise Er. It's our production company. So we'd be demanding things from ourselves @eskimonoise Er. It's our production company. So we'd be demanding things from ourselves "14.11.2016 10:27:53" #Germany JeremyClarkson Now that's what I call an organised green room. #Germany https://t.co/Rp3deJJDmv Now that's what I call an organised green room. #Germany https://t.co/Rp3deJJDmv "13.11.2016 17:05:44" JeremyClarkson @tiff_tv Stop acting your age @tiff_tv Stop acting your age "13.11.2016 17:04:41" JeremyClarkson You drive as fast as you dare in the rain and if you get overtaken, then you aren't going fast enough. That's racing. You drive as fast as you dare in the rain and if you get overtaken, then you aren't going fast enough. That's racing. "13.11.2016 17:01:27" JeremyClarkson @alanholden98 That's the point. @alanholden98 That's the point. "13.11.2016 17:00:48" JeremyClarkson @KarlaGeorge No, but they always used to manage @KarlaGeorge No, but they always used to manage "13.11.2016 16:59:20" JeremyClarkson I can drive in the rain. You can drive in the rain. But for some reason, Formula One drivers cannot. IT'S NOT TENNIS. I can drive in the rain. You can drive in the rain. But for some reason, Formula One drivers cannot. IT'S NOT TENNIS. "13.11.2016 16:08:50" JeremyClarkson @markscoble It's on when you want to watch it @markscoble It's on when you want to watch it "13.11.2016 11:52:06" JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay I think this should be the album cover https://t.co/7jb8xSCYhL @MrJamesMay I think this should be the album cover https://t.co/7jb8xSCYhL "10.11.2016 23:01:27" JeremyClarkson Which creature's penis is the same shape and colour as this? https://t.co/kqfR8Jj4sw Which creature's penis is the same shape and colour as this? https://t.co/kqfR8Jj4sw "10.11.2016 17:36:12" JeremyClarkson @TheSun No @TheSun No "10.11.2016 17:06:14" JeremyClarkson @smith760 I don't want to know what anyone gets paid. It's not relevant @smith760 I don't want to know what anyone gets paid. It's not relevant "10.11.2016 17:01:03" JeremyClarkson @boogs100 Who is our King? @boogs100 Who is our King? "09.11.2016 15:16:04" JeremyClarkson Good morning people of America. So, how's this independence thing working out? Good morning people of America. So, how's this independence thing working out? "09.11.2016 13:28:35" JeremyClarkson Because she didn't get enough votes. That's what I reckon. https://t.co/ZY8O2C4J9c Because she didn't get enough votes. That's what I reckon. https://t.co/ZY8O2C4J9c "08.11.2016 19:26:50" JeremyClarkson @prettynormalme James May @prettynormalme James May "08.11.2016 19:18:57" JeremyClarkson What the actual? https://t.co/AncqC8SVN9 What the actual? https://t.co/AncqC8SVN9 "08.11.2016 09:29:13" JeremyClarkson So last night I presented a big award to the all round good geezer, Roger Daltrey, who is 72. inches tall. https://t.co/7dRZkwT9Ns So last night I presented a big award to the all round good geezer, Roger Daltrey, who is 72. inches tall. https://t.co/7dRZkwT9Ns "07.11.2016 17:40:10" JeremyClarkson @sniffpetrol I beat that @sniffpetrol I beat that "07.11.2016 17:39:33" JeremyClarkson @prodnose I can't write and read. There isn't the time. @prodnose I can't write and read. There isn't the time. "07.11.2016 17:32:40" JeremyClarkson If there's a world record for the greatest number of words written in a day, I've just smashed it. If there's a world record for the greatest number of words written in a day, I've just smashed it. "07.11.2016 12:57:03" JeremyClarkson This is an APB to all the people who keep asking me to do things. I can't. I'm too busy. This is an APB to all the people who keep asking me to do things. I can't. I'm too busy. "06.11.2016 16:00:43" JeremyClarkson How come I still know all the words to Lying in the Arms of Mary? How come I still know all the words to Lying in the Arms of Mary? "04.11.2016 21:44:13" #lovechile JeremyClarkson @pacocoucher As it's one of our favourite places in the world, it's a distinct possibility. #lovechile @pacocoucher As it's one of our favourite places in the world, it's a distinct possibility. #lovechile "04.11.2016 05:27:50" JeremyClarkson Morons. I've got morons on my team. https://t.co/8nHYQjkQeg Morons. I've got morons on my team. https://t.co/8nHYQjkQeg "04.11.2016 05:16:30" JeremyClarkson We have arrived. Even though we haven't set off yet https://t.co/IZoQUmj6Iz We have arrived. Even though we haven't set off yet https://t.co/IZoQUmj6Iz "03.11.2016 19:12:53" JeremyClarkson @JLeskinen That's when we finish a run, not a show @JLeskinen That's when we finish a run, not a show "03.11.2016 18:12:08" JeremyClarkson @Mounty_86 It's your hat, that's the problem @Mounty_86 It's your hat, that's the problem "03.11.2016 17:13:03" JeremyClarkson @jschoultz God, I hope she liked it @jschoultz God, I hope she liked it "03.11.2016 16:53:46" JeremyClarkson Very enjoyable Grand Tour recording in Finland today. Epic audience Very enjoyable Grand Tour recording in Finland today. Epic audience "02.11.2016 17:51:10" JeremyClarkson @chedwardes Shoddy journalism really @chedwardes Shoddy journalism really "02.11.2016 17:46:15" JeremyClarkson Ooh this is a long way north https://t.co/8WDToiZ9w4 Ooh this is a long way north https://t.co/8WDToiZ9w4 "02.11.2016 17:30:26" JeremyClarkson @GillianA @RolandMouret @jimmychoo @marthaward2 I'm wearing it tonight @GillianA @RolandMouret @jimmychoo @marthaward2 I'm wearing it tonight "02.11.2016 17:29:01" JeremyClarkson @chedwardes Did he strangle a dog though? @chedwardes Did he strangle a dog though? "02.11.2016 11:23:59" JeremyClarkson There's no getting round the fact that @RichardHammond is wearing a plum coloured nylon cardigan with suede shoulder patches. There's no getting round the fact that @RichardHammond is wearing a plum coloured nylon cardigan with suede shoulder patches. "02.11.2016 08:42:26" JeremyClarkson @JohanEngelholm He's here https://t.co/WonWzpEeg3 @JohanEngelholm He's here https://t.co/WonWzpEeg3 "01.11.2016 08:02:27" JeremyClarkson @davidjo10033320 I hope so or it'll be very lonely up there @davidjo10033320 I hope so or it'll be very lonely up there "31.10.2016 22:50:28" JeremyClarkson @m_wilson49 Safe trip back to Leeds @m_wilson49 Safe trip back to Leeds "31.10.2016 18:48:40" JeremyClarkson @Freddwaruh They wouldn't do the lap time. Wonder why? @Freddwaruh They wouldn't do the lap time. Wonder why? "31.10.2016 18:14:16" JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond is sharing a stage with Jeremy Corbyn at a glittering gala do this evening. He has spent all day practicing his face. @RichardHammond is sharing a stage with Jeremy Corbyn at a glittering gala do this evening. He has spent all day practicing his face. "30.10.2016 09:46:42" JeremyClarkson A friend just called to say they've found a page in this week's @TheSTMagazine that isn't about the Grand Tour. A friend just called to say they've found a page in this week's @TheSTMagazine that isn't about the Grand Tour. "29.10.2016 21:52:12" JeremyClarkson @tiff_tv Happy Birthday. @tiff_tv Happy Birthday. "28.10.2016 17:35:47" JeremyClarkson @AndyatAston I have a friend who wants a DB11 in a hurry @AndyatAston I have a friend who wants a DB11 in a hurry "28.10.2016 17:34:30" JeremyClarkson @tomwookieford I've done that by road @tomwookieford I've done that by road "28.10.2016 06:58:28" JeremyClarkson @Haidaralii That it's very rare @Haidaralii That it's very rare "27.10.2016 00:22:28" JeremyClarkson @MattDerpenstein It really was @MattDerpenstein It really was "26.10.2016 22:26:02" JeremyClarkson @prodnose Yup. @prodnose Yup. "26.10.2016 22:24:50" JeremyClarkson @prodnose Bit sad about that. What about our Genesis chats? @prodnose Bit sad about that. What about our Genesis chats? "26.10.2016 17:04:24" JeremyClarkson @lucasfoley1 Yes @lucasfoley1 Yes "26.10.2016 08:35:03" JeremyClarkson Fancy a holiday somewhere cold, with an unusual travel company? https://t.co/FW4P1RH0nu Fancy a holiday somewhere cold, with an unusual travel company? https://t.co/FW4P1RH0nu "26.10.2016 06:35:12" JeremyClarkson @TomLongshaw19 That is grizzly. You have my sympathy. @TomLongshaw19 That is grizzly. You have my sympathy. "25.10.2016 18:13:44" JeremyClarkson @thegrandtour That boy needs help @thegrandtour That boy needs help "25.10.2016 09:05:19" JeremyClarkson I spelled some olive oil on my kitchen floor last night. And I had it operational again in 12 seconds. I spelled some olive oil on my kitchen floor last night. And I had it operational again in 12 seconds. "25.10.2016 09:01:46" [] JeremyClarkson Let's see how long they can keep the A4 shut so they can mop up a bit of diesel. Let's see how long they can keep the A4 shut so they can mop up a bit of diesel. "25.10.2016 08:49:47" [] JeremyClarkson We had a test demo of our DriveTribe digital thing yesterday and it's very good. Hearty congrats to all the techies in Kings Cross. We had a test demo of our DriveTribe digital thing yesterday and it's very good. Hearty congrats to all the techies in Kings Cross. "25.10.2016 06:56:55" [] JeremyClarkson @Jeffergnugen I don't remember doing that. Must have been a big night. @Jeffergnugen I don't remember doing that. Must have been a big night. "25.10.2016 06:55:16" [] JeremyClarkson @bjgrant81 Yes @bjgrant81 Yes "24.10.2016 18:26:15" [] JeremyClarkson Looking forward to Nashville. One of the few places in the US I've never visited Looking forward to Nashville. One of the few places in the US I've never visited "22.10.2016 21:37:44" [] JeremyClarkson @StartingOver_23 I'm afraid so @StartingOver_23 I'm afraid so "22.10.2016 21:26:57" [] JeremyClarkson People of Heathrow customs. Don't let it in https://t.co/Al77gWlhFZ People of Heathrow customs. Don't let it in https://t.co/Al77gWlhFZ "22.10.2016 20:04:03" [] JeremyClarkson @CoopsCharlotte Only people who live in council houses say a plane is too cold. Ignore them. @CoopsCharlotte Only people who live in council houses say a plane is too cold. Ignore them. "22.10.2016 20:03:06" [] JeremyClarkson To be fair to @British_Airways it must be said Singapore's planes are hotter. To be fair to @British_Airways it must be said Singapore's planes are hotter. "22.10.2016 19:51:34" [] JeremyClarkson @British_Airways No. I've died of dehydration @British_Airways No. I've died of dehydration "22.10.2016 19:42:44" [] JeremyClarkson @British_Airways Why do you make your planes so bloody hot? @British_Airways Why do you make your planes so bloody hot? "22.10.2016 15:56:23" [] JeremyClarkson Post show glamour https://t.co/XzSBjX661F Post show glamour https://t.co/XzSBjX661F "22.10.2016 09:18:27" [] JeremyClarkson What, I wonder, is a toilet woman? https://t.co/f9QBz8Jwrp What, I wonder, is a toilet woman? https://t.co/f9QBz8Jwrp "21.10.2016 16:24:46" [] JeremyClarkson @TheSun I don't know @TheSun I don't know "21.10.2016 14:24:47" [] JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay OK. But only if we go to Rotterdam. @MrJamesMay OK. But only if we go to Rotterdam. "20.10.2016 17:40:26" [] JeremyClarkson @tiff_tv Big support I see @tiff_tv Big support I see "20.10.2016 15:36:37" [] JeremyClarkson @geldred @RichardHammond Really? It was today? @geldred @RichardHammond Really? It was today? "19.10.2016 07:53:21" [] JeremyClarkson @HerFaithness What club? @HerFaithness What club? "19.10.2016 07:39:36" [] JeremyClarkson @MasterCoder038 Do you have access to Google where you live? @MasterCoder038 Do you have access to Google where you live? "18.10.2016 08:02:29" [] JeremyClarkson @steveputman1 I don't @steveputman1 I don't "17.10.2016 17:08:48" [] JeremyClarkson I don't have confidence in either of them https://t.co/nbBbCp3yJN I don't have confidence in either of them https://t.co/nbBbCp3yJN "17.10.2016 17:05:07" [] JeremyClarkson @camillalong In what? @camillalong In what? "15.10.2016 15:05:10" [] JeremyClarkson Dear RBS. You took all my cash when everything when tits up. Why have you now stolen my credit card? Dear RBS. You took all my cash when everything when tits up. Why have you now stolen my credit card? "15.10.2016 14:59:32" [] JeremyClarkson Anyone know what to do when an RBS ATM goes out of order with your card inside it? Anyone know what to do when an RBS ATM goes out of order with your card inside it? "14.10.2016 21:25:55" [] JeremyClarkson You are a shit driver https://t.co/E6NIJMuQPM You are a shit driver https://t.co/E6NIJMuQPM "14.10.2016 18:09:07" [] JeremyClarkson @GeoffUtley Seriously, we had half a dozen Amazon guys in Whitby with us and they were blown away by the fish. It's genuinely incredible @GeoffUtley Seriously, we had half a dozen Amazon guys in Whitby with us and they were blown away by the fish. It's genuinely incredible "14.10.2016 18:01:00" [] JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay and I still maintain the best fish and chips in Whitby are to be found at Mr Chips. @MrJamesMay and I still maintain the best fish and chips in Whitby are to be found at Mr Chips. "14.10.2016 17:58:05" [] JeremyClarkson My friend AA Gill from the Sunday Times was in Whitby today reviewing the fish and chip shops. Can't wait to read that one. My friend AA Gill from the Sunday Times was in Whitby today reviewing the fish and chip shops. Can't wait to read that one. "14.10.2016 17:54:00" [] JeremyClarkson @moth175 @JulieReid9 Well you're wrong fuckface. 95 per cent of the audience was from Yorkshire. @moth175 @JulieReid9 Well you're wrong fuckface. 95 per cent of the audience was from Yorkshire. "14.10.2016 16:54:26" [] JeremyClarkson People of Whitby. Thankyou very much for letting us disrupt stuff for a couple of days People of Whitby. Thankyou very much for letting us disrupt stuff for a couple of days "13.10.2016 06:58:35" [] JeremyClarkson @mariellaf1 Whitby is like a spa where you go to get fat and happy @mariellaf1 Whitby is like a spa where you go to get fat and happy "12.10.2016 20:15:13" [] JeremyClarkson @katereardon @mariellaf1 Thieves. It was a party of thieves @katereardon @mariellaf1 Thieves. It was a party of thieves "12.10.2016 17:21:43" [] JeremyClarkson @Lee82Sutton Burghwallis actually. That's the best @Lee82Sutton Burghwallis actually. That's the best "12.10.2016 17:21:05" [] JeremyClarkson @mariellaf1 Your book is obviously so good, someone nicked mine @mariellaf1 Your book is obviously so good, someone nicked mine "12.10.2016 12:33:40" [] JeremyClarkson I've homed https://t.co/YhlrrQ8LEn I've homed https://t.co/YhlrrQ8LEn "12.10.2016 08:07:50" [] JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay I'm up for that. Whitby? @MrJamesMay I'm up for that. Whitby? "11.10.2016 16:46:55" [] JeremyClarkson @NomadLad101 Rearrange this well known expression "dead body. Over my". @NomadLad101 Rearrange this well known expression "dead body. Over my". "10.10.2016 20:11:20" [] JeremyClarkson @glynreaper Over my dead body @glynreaper Over my dead body "10.10.2016 20:09:44" [] JeremyClarkson @AlexDummer1 Jesus @AlexDummer1 Jesus "10.10.2016 13:11:30" [] JeremyClarkson Oh for fuck's sake https://t.co/DNQbb62CXp Oh for fuck's sake https://t.co/DNQbb62CXp "09.10.2016 14:07:44" [] JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond May's got that. I'd have to be the construction worker @RichardHammond May's got that. I'd have to be the construction worker "09.10.2016 13:01:52" [] JeremyClarkson Tonight. BBC2. 9pm. Sir Hoy sees the light and swaps his silly bicycle for a car at Le Mans. Should be worth a watch. Tonight. BBC2. 9pm. Sir Hoy sees the light and swaps his silly bicycle for a car at Le Mans. Should be worth a watch. "09.10.2016 12:54:14" [] JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond It's the Village People. @RichardHammond It's the Village People. "07.10.2016 19:02:44" [] JeremyClarkson @rad_g One day, if you're very good, I'll explain why. @rad_g One day, if you're very good, I'll explain why. "07.10.2016 18:23:19" [] JeremyClarkson And if you think the trailer is good, which I hope you do, wait till you see the opening sequence.... And if you think the trailer is good, which I hope you do, wait till you see the opening sequence.... "07.10.2016 18:16:54" [] JeremyClarkson These are some of the things you'll see in our new show. The Grand Tour: The Official Trailer https://t.co/cqPsgjxOxf These are some of the things you'll see in our new show. The Grand Tour: The Official Trailer https://t.co/cqPsgjxOxf "07.10.2016 12:13:50" [] JeremyClarkson @JamesVause 12 @JamesVause 12 "07.10.2016 07:38:13" [] JeremyClarkson @shenzzi None @shenzzi None "06.10.2016 17:32:14" [] JeremyClarkson @MattDerpenstein Yes. Extensively @MattDerpenstein Yes. Extensively "06.10.2016 17:29:11" [] JeremyClarkson @nuber997 Beginning?!?!? @nuber997 Beginning?!?!? "06.10.2016 17:28:45" [] JeremyClarkson @ivanmeijome What have we done now? @ivanmeijome What have we done now? "04.10.2016 21:14:05" [] JeremyClarkson @theawesomer That's not the Grand Tour. @theawesomer That's not the Grand Tour. "04.10.2016 18:09:32" [] JeremyClarkson @steven_attridge Yes. There won't be. @steven_attridge Yes. There won't be. "04.10.2016 09:43:43" [] JeremyClarkson @alexfrance That's the Corden show. Not the Grand Tour @alexfrance That's the Corden show. Not the Grand Tour "04.10.2016 08:13:18" [] JeremyClarkson I have no idea why I'm sharing this. The ending is terrible. https://t.co/N8bjI6tac6 via @youtube I have no idea why I'm sharing this. The ending is terrible. https://t.co/N8bjI6tac6 via @youtube "30.09.2016 22:59:06" [] JeremyClarkson @dallascampbell You got it. Nice. @dallascampbell You got it. Nice. "30.09.2016 22:20:03" [] JeremyClarkson It went red all over!!!!! https://t.co/boiVpYFnVv It went red all over!!!!! https://t.co/boiVpYFnVv "30.09.2016 22:02:22" [] JeremyClarkson Fucking hell https://t.co/HmRth2n0M6 Fucking hell https://t.co/HmRth2n0M6 "30.09.2016 19:33:50" [] JeremyClarkson Great bass https://t.co/kMHjm6tQkX Great bass https://t.co/kMHjm6tQkX "30.09.2016 19:12:35" [] JeremyClarkson The incomparable Guy Pratt, at the Albert Hall. https://t.co/VCjRRxHUuR The incomparable Guy Pratt, at the Albert Hall. https://t.co/VCjRRxHUuR "30.09.2016 12:47:57" [] JeremyClarkson @Laurence_72 The tardis. We filmed it about 2 months ago. @Laurence_72 The tardis. We filmed it about 2 months ago. "30.09.2016 11:16:20" [] JeremyClarkson @KnutGeisler Wrong on both counts.... @KnutGeisler Wrong on both counts.... "29.09.2016 16:19:58" [] JeremyClarkson @439_720 That's complicated @439_720 That's complicated "29.09.2016 16:19:06" [] JeremyClarkson @Granville_YT You don't buy them!!! @Granville_YT You don't buy them!!! "29.09.2016 16:17:10" [] JeremyClarkson @MarkDawson1997 Soon my friend. Soon. @MarkDawson1997 Soon my friend. Soon. "29.09.2016 16:13:57" [] JeremyClarkson Grand Tour show one: Los Angeles. Show two: Johannesburg. Show three: Whitby obviously. Tickets available now. Grand Tour show one: Los Angeles. Show two: Johannesburg. Show three: Whitby obviously. Tickets available now. "29.09.2016 13:41:45" [] JeremyClarkson @Cavediver17 The Scarsdale. @Cavediver17 The Scarsdale. "28.09.2016 05:11:46" [] JeremyClarkson Hey France. Our plane is bigger than your plane. https://t.co/tW8jJ7ZtmM Hey France. Our plane is bigger than your plane. https://t.co/tW8jJ7ZtmM "28.09.2016 04:59:39" [] JeremyClarkson @BinuSays British Airways @BinuSays British Airways "28.09.2016 04:57:45" [] JeremyClarkson @MedicZero I think that bit will make the cut @MedicZero I think that bit will make the cut "28.09.2016 04:51:54" [] JeremyClarkson @MedicZero Hope you liked it @MedicZero Hope you liked it "28.09.2016 04:49:34" [] JeremyClarkson Bye bye Los Angeles. Bye bye Los Angeles. "27.09.2016 17:11:34" [] JeremyClarkson I'm losing the will to live https://t.co/PnKCg3AqdZ I'm losing the will to live https://t.co/PnKCg3AqdZ "27.09.2016 17:05:13" [] JeremyClarkson He has literally gone mad https://t.co/4HnYJgLfJZ He has literally gone mad https://t.co/4HnYJgLfJZ "27.09.2016 02:47:39" [] JeremyClarkson Civilised tenting https://t.co/lUz3et5S8L Civilised tenting https://t.co/lUz3et5S8L "26.09.2016 02:23:26" [] JeremyClarkson Can you imagine being down there? https://t.co/B6juG0phuR Can you imagine being down there? https://t.co/B6juG0phuR "26.09.2016 01:30:17" [] JeremyClarkson @NWanderer 4C @NWanderer 4C "26.09.2016 01:29:50" [] JeremyClarkson @StevenVanDyke All of them @StevenVanDyke All of them "26.09.2016 01:26:38" [] JeremyClarkson The day thou gavest Lord is over.... https://t.co/ec84YyJ3A0 The day thou gavest Lord is over.... https://t.co/ec84YyJ3A0 "25.09.2016 20:57:20" [] JeremyClarkson @IonaStewart I'm fairly sure you haven't as I'm in California @IonaStewart I'm fairly sure you haven't as I'm in California "25.09.2016 15:19:07" [] JeremyClarkson @HolmesTW You should see it today @HolmesTW You should see it today "25.09.2016 02:20:11" [] JeremyClarkson @HooviesGarage Great to meet you and thankyou so much for coming @HooviesGarage Great to meet you and thankyou so much for coming "24.09.2016 23:12:53" [] JeremyClarkson Heartfelt thanks to the thousands of people who stood all day in the heat with us today. We are all very very grateful. Heartfelt thanks to the thousands of people who stood all day in the heat with us today. We are all very very grateful. "24.09.2016 19:56:56" [] JeremyClarkson @Jeffers0362 The only person to get it @Jeffers0362 The only person to get it "24.09.2016 16:39:42" [] JeremyClarkson Bad Company https://t.co/WAvdwARB8t Bad Company https://t.co/WAvdwARB8t "24.09.2016 13:18:16" [] JeremyClarkson And so begins the most complicated day's filming we've ever attempted. And so begins the most complicated day's filming we've ever attempted. "23.09.2016 18:47:14" [] JeremyClarkson And I have 725 horsepower https://t.co/6gMx5jEaxI And I have 725 horsepower https://t.co/6gMx5jEaxI "22.09.2016 18:48:43" [] JeremyClarkson OK. That's clear. But what about masturbating? Can I do that? Or murdering? https://t.co/ndym9UvGHn OK. That's clear. But what about masturbating? Can I do that? Or murdering? https://t.co/ndym9UvGHn "22.09.2016 16:07:01" [] JeremyClarkson @Im_JustJim Are you serious? Am I really not allowed to smoke in a convertible? @Im_JustJim Are you serious? Am I really not allowed to smoke in a convertible? "22.09.2016 15:49:14" [] JeremyClarkson People of Los Angeles. Is it possible to have a beer and a cigarette at the same time in this city? Or do I need to buy a house? People of Los Angeles. Is it possible to have a beer and a cigarette at the same time in this city? Or do I need to buy a house? "22.09.2016 15:29:56" [] JeremyClarkson @ManOfTheCountry You know when you buy a chocolate bar, or a beer, or a car. Is it free? @ManOfTheCountry You know when you buy a chocolate bar, or a beer, or a car. Is it free? "22.09.2016 01:37:45" [] JeremyClarkson https://t.co/EwxcG2Lm4T https://t.co/EwxcG2Lm4T "21.09.2016 08:00:35" [] JeremyClarkson @joeyatkinson1 You're quite right. I am. @joeyatkinson1 You're quite right. I am. "21.09.2016 07:33:24" [] JeremyClarkson @roseastor huh? @roseastor huh? "20.09.2016 22:01:26" [] JeremyClarkson @_FlorenceS_ I'm not very good at it @_FlorenceS_ I'm not very good at it "20.09.2016 17:12:49" [] JeremyClarkson I think if you join Amazon Prime, you don't have to go shopping any more. So there's that. I think if you join Amazon Prime, you don't have to go shopping any more. So there's that. "20.09.2016 17:10:43" [] JeremyClarkson @GB1972F We are @GB1972F We are "20.09.2016 15:44:16" [] JeremyClarkson More information. The Firestick is £9.99 but only if you sign up to Amazon for a year. I'm no good at this marketing stuff and there's the T More information. The Firestick is £9.99 but only if you sign up to Amazon for a year. I'm no good at this marketing stuff and there's the T "20.09.2016 14:52:02" [] JeremyClarkson I've been asked to say that if you buy an Amazon Firestick before midnight, it will only cost £9.99. End of sales pitch I've been asked to say that if you buy an Amazon Firestick before midnight, it will only cost £9.99. End of sales pitch "20.09.2016 14:50:31" [] JeremyClarkson @thegrandtour He is the oldest person on Snapchat. By 40 years. @thegrandtour He is the oldest person on Snapchat. By 40 years. "19.09.2016 18:55:45" [] JeremyClarkson @icclesuez Never said it. Read the piece. @icclesuez Never said it. Read the piece.