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"19.02.2017 16:17:01" thetab.com TOP 10 REVEALED: The Biggest BNOCs of 2017 Cambridge's biggest egos are going to get even bigger Meet your newest overlords
"19.02.2017 15:17:00" thetab.com It's better to be emotionless in Cambridge This is no place for the weak Me after every supervision, tbh
"19.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com TOP 10 REVEALED: The Biggest BNOCs of 2017 Cambridge's biggest egos are going to get even bigger Meet your new overlords
"19.02.2017 11:17:01" thetab.com What pet should you keep at your college? Cambridge is pretty much a zoo anyway Just don't tell the bedder
"18.02.2017 17:17:02" thetab.com REVIEW: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Charmingly absurd. "It is undeniably a brilliantly written play and the dialogue did, to an extent, prop up what was lacking in the performance."
"18.02.2017 15:17:09" thetab.com Student politics is pointless Even this photo is boring Better to slack than be a hack
"18.02.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com How Cambridge takes over your life I want to break free Tales from the pressure cooker
"18.02.2017 10:17:01" thetab.com The Vice-Chancellor is betraying Cambridge on climate It's unjust and undemocratic - divest now "Cambridge is sacrificing its values at the altar of Big Oil," says ANGUS SATOW
"17.02.2017 17:20:33" thetab.com How to navigate Cambridge's buffet of men: Round 2 Sugar and spice and all things nice Season to taste
"17.02.2017 15:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge's homeless problem The issues surrounding homelessness in Cambridge aren't as simple as they may seem "For people with addictive personalities such as myself, it is easy to see how, one could spiral into such destitution." says SAM ASHBRIDGE
"17.02.2017 14:24:49" thetab.com FLY labels treatment of Princess Nokia "an embarrassment" This comes after the singer threw a drink and hit somebody during her set FLY stated they "would like to reaffirm our solidarity with Princess Nokia, and also express our respect for her willingness to share her experience with us despite being obviously upset by the night's events."
"17.02.2017 13:29:59" thetab.com What it's actually like to date a Mathmo Took one for the team He can take my Riemann sum anyday
"17.02.2017 11:19:35" thetab.com TOP 10 REVEALED: The Biggest BNOCs of 2017 Cambridge's biggest egos are going to get even bigger The BNOCs have arrived.
"17.02.2017 10:17:46" thetab.com How to be a Cambridge tourist this weekend A weekend of punting and Chelsea buns ETHAN DODDS explains how to shake off Week 5 by living the tourist life
"16.02.2017 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: The Cripple of Inishmaan Irish charms at the ADC "An enjoyable performance and the acting and set really did seem to bring to life something of 1930s Ireland."
"16.02.2017 14:20:15" thetab.com REVIEW: A Fool to his Folly Exceptional in its mediocrity. 'A Fool to His Folly contains interesting ideas regarding living not in the present which is all-too-topical in today's digital age' says SAM ASHBRIDGE
"16.02.2017 13:34:42" thetab.com CUSU Council agenda shows 2200% increase in NUS fees They were anticipated to be only £250 It is due to be discussed in depth at council on Monday
"16.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Surviving the Library: A Fresher's Guide Battling the books, boredom, and brutal cataloging system iDiscover the library
"16.02.2017 11:19:49" thetab.com In Defence of CUCA From the Chairman of the Cambridge University Conservative Association Chairman JAMES MATHIESON defends CUCA following the burning of £20 by fellow member
"16.02.2017 09:00:00" thetab.com CUCFS headliner ends set early after hitting member of the audience Things get catty on the catwalk Princess Nokia is reported to have hit and thrown a drink over an audience member
"15.02.2017 16:17:01" thetab.com Tab Tries: going to an ASNC lecture ASNC what going to a lecture can do for you, ask what you can do for the lecture Spoiler Alert: literally nobody does ASNC
"15.02.2017 15:17:00" thetab.com Substituting note burning for people lovin' Bring justice, legally Little things you can do to help.
"15.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Daniel Levin: 'There are really three different tracks of diplomacy going on' Strategy advisor and foreign affairs expert Daniel Levin on the way diplomacy REALLY works. Diplomacy is fundamentally a question of human interaction.
"15.02.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com The News Roundup Week 5: Club Catastrophes, Cake Competitions and Cash Conflagration As we enter into the worst time of the term, Cambridge Students have shown they live in a fantasy world. Life falls down around Cambridge students - literally.
"14.02.2017 18:15:20" thetab.com Meet the students making £500 a week tutoring from their sofa They literally don't have to leave their room to make it rain You could be Cindies' biggest baller
"14.02.2017 16:17:00" thetab.com What does your subject tell you about love? “What? What is love?” OLIVIA LAM gives you the lowdown on subject inspired love (Spoiler: Mathmos get no entry)
"14.02.2017 14:17:01" thetab.com Being a student is no excuse for political ignorance Does the Bubble make us blind to current affairs? You have a duty to engage
"14.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Your Valentine's Day supervision is basically a date All the glory of a committed relationship in one hour of supo time P.S. Love is Dead
"14.02.2017 12:12:56" thetab.com Gown-wearing Catz student assaulted on Silver Street The incident has been linked to the burning of a £20 note Students have been advised not to wear gowns around town for the time being
"14.02.2017 11:33:13" thetab.com Window SMASHED by rock during lecture at Downing Site A rock wrapped in duct tape was thrown through a window The back row was showered with glass
"14.02.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com The ultimate Cambridge lunch guide From the girls (basic bitches) that brought you coffee and brunch Last minute Valentine's date anyone?
"13.02.2017 21:15:14" thetab.com You told us about the most heartwarming random acts of kindness at uni 'Excuse me, you've got some toilet roll stuck on your shoe' I'm not crying, you are
"13.02.2017 18:17:01" thetab.com Your audacity is touching but no fucking way are you getting my May Ball ticket I want you to like me for who I am, not my enviable access to high-quality posh events. Please leave me alone. And the 10 other people you're probably bugging.
"13.02.2017 16:17:00" thetab.com The different types of college marriage you'll see this Valentine's Day Roses are red, violets are blue, My dreams are dead, I'll make do with a 2:2. Is love in the air or will your marriage fall flat?
"13.02.2017 15:17:00" Timeline Photos BNOC voting closes at MIDNIGHT tonight. Don't miss out on the most important vote of 2017.
"13.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Tab Tries: Sex Shopping Valentine's day is coming up... Vibrating bike seats give an entirely new meaning to Orgasm Bridge
"13.02.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge beats Oxford in free speech rankings #freezepeach We're still not great, but at least we're better than Oxford
"13.02.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Which Ikea table is your college? You've been waiting for this one The Tab's attempts at humour are getting a bit square
"12.02.2017 15:17:00" Cindiscretion Advised LAUREN MORRIS and JONAH SURKES bring you Cindiscretion Advised. This week: broken hearts, BNOCs and big egos.
"12.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Tab Guide: How to be ~~ Edgy ~~ Don't let your enthusiasm for "poetry in prose" destroy your bad boy image For all the zeitgeist-surfing edge masters out there
"12.02.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com VOTE NOW: Cambridge's Top 100 BNOCs Find out if YOU made the cut Just over 24 hours left - get your votes in now.
"11.02.2017 17:17:00" thetab.com VOTE NOW: Cambridge's Top 100 BNOCs Find out if YOU made the cut Voting closes at midnight on Monday.
"11.02.2017 14:17:01" thetab.com Surviving the Library: A Fresher's Guide Battling the books, boredom, and brutal cataloging system iDiscovering the library, one coffee break at a time
"11.02.2017 12:17:01" thetab.com Tariq Ramadan: 'There is a silent revolution underway' The world-famous academic on Islam, the Middle East and why he isn't the 'Muslim Martin Luther' An articulate voice bridging a widening divide
"11.02.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com It's better to be emotionless in Cambridge This is no place for the weak Sometimes being strong means you just have to not give a fuck
"10.02.2017 20:07:14" We can exclusively reveal the footage of the student burning money in front of a homeless person
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"10.02.2017 19:24:10" thetab.com Live Updates: Pembroke break silence over penalty for money-burning student More information as it comes Pembroke have issued a statement by email to all students.
"10.02.2017 17:35:01" We can exclusively reveal the footage of the student burning money in front of a homeless person.
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"10.02.2017 17:30:48" Jimmy's Cambridge Statement regarding student burning £20.00 note in Cambridge.
"Here at Jimmy's we have many volunteers, friends and supporters throughout the University and colleges and we are proud of our association, not only with the student body, faculty and staff, The story we reported yesterday has shocked us all. We'd like to encourage all Cantabs and members of the public, Tab journalists or otherwise, to make a donation to Jimmy's Night Shelter.
"10.02.2017 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Edward II As Marlowe would have wished it A fantastic production at the Cambridge Arts Theatre
"10.02.2017 17:15:11" The Tab Loughborough's captains tell us why they win everything Loughborough's captains tell us why they win everything
"10.02.2017 15:34:26" thetab.com Live Updates: Pembroke break silence over penalty for money-burning student More information as it comes Cambridge University has now issued a statement, more updates as they occur
"10.02.2017 15:17:01" thetab.com Why Cambridge is just like your hometown For better or for worse... "College family dinners are eerily reminiscent to those tense Christmas dinners when your poor granny goes a bit too far with the sherry"
"10.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: The Footlights LADY Smoker An all female and non-binary line up fail to disappoint. While it did struggle at times to maintain consistency, as a whole it didn't disappoint.
"10.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com My experience of CICCU is one of hate preaching CICCU's unholy trinity: intolerance, judgement, and exploitation. "There's something nasty beneath the surface"
"10.02.2017 13:14:33" thetab.com Queens' students angered by changes to ballot system They're royally dissatisfied "It shows blatant disregard of the interests and wellbeing of students" said one student
"10.02.2017 11:17:01" thetab.com It's not me, it's you: how to handle first dates in Cambridge First impressions count MEG HONIGMANN and LEYLA GUMUSDIS want your Valentine's date to be more romantic than La La Land
"10.02.2017 09:15:19" thetab.com Varsity's claims about CUCA cash-burner rubbished by Sturgeon's spokesperson The student paper's coverage led with the claim Varsity also reported the individual's name, that they were "as yet unable to confirm".
"09.02.2017 19:15:10" sponsoredstories.thetab.com How Loughborough built the most successful uni sports team in history They've won BUCS 36 years in a row If Loughborough had competed in Rio, they would be 17th in the medal table
"09.02.2017 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: The Playboy of the Western World An uneven but jovial production at Pembroke New Cellars 'It's easy to get caught up in the donkey races and the flirting women but you can never quite shake the feeling that there is something about this play which is deeply, deeply weird' says DANI CUGINI
"09.02.2017 15:17:01" thetab.com Review: How to lie and get away with it Show business, baby. 'The audience finds itself in the firing line of the Elliott's embarrassments on stage as the net of lies escalates' says ANDREA KOCSIS
"09.02.2017 12:41:05" thetab.com EXCLUSIVE: Cambridge student in white tie burns cash in front of homeless person He was a member of the Conservative Association at the time The student was caught on film
"09.02.2017 10:17:01" thetab.com The News Roundup Week 4: Pink Week, Pembroke Pies and Petty Squabbles Almost halfway through the term, the salt finally begins to pile up. Anti Semitism, Nudity and Pie. CHARLIE GLADSTONE gives us his SALTY SUMMARY
"09.02.2017 09:17:00" thetab.com CLASS LISTS could change to opt-in system due to new laws Remember the referendum? New data protection laws could mean an opt-in Class List is the way forward
"08.02.2017 18:15:13" thetab.com Meet the American students making £500 a week tutoring from their sofa They literally don't have to leave their room to make it rain Where do I sign?
"08.02.2017 18:02:49" thetab.com Garbagegate: Homerton bops on the line after littering and damage They have been fined £500 When the Homerfun gets out of hand
"08.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Tab Tries: going to an ASNC lecture ASNC what going to a lecture can do for you, ask what you can do for the lecture 'I Increased the attendance by 10%' says OLIVIA LAM
"08.02.2017 11:17:00" thetab.com Student journalism isn't terrible, you are Stop thinking you're exempt from the real world Studying at Cambridge is not a get out of jail free card, writes OLIVER YEATES
"07.02.2017 21:52:34" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG Blind Date Love is in the air Dates are coming to an end - has yours been successful?
"07.02.2017 20:50:29" Timeline Photos Is your date going something along the lines of this? Let us know! Email firstname.lastname@example.org
"07.02.2017 19:14:32" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG Blind Date Love is in the air Are you having an awkward Blind Date? Tell us everything...
"07.02.2017 18:15:13" thetab.com Things you're tired of hearing if you haven't got a five year plan I've applied for zero internships Lucy, stop asking I really don't care that you've applied to six grad schemes
"07.02.2017 17:31:19" thetab.com Vice-Chancellor issues statement on anti-Semitism This comes after several anti-Semitic incidents from the past few days. This comes after swastikas were vandalised on Jesus Green and Holocaust denial flyers distributed.
"07.02.2017 15:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge's European Societies condemn 'harassment, exclusion, and denial of human rights' Fourteen Cambridge societies have signed a joint statement following recent anti-Semitic incidents Many languages speak with one voice
"07.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com How to navigate Cambridge's buffet of men: Round 2 Sugar and spice and all things nice Shark on toast anyone?
"07.02.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com Student politics is pointless Even this photo is boring Let's be honest, you just want to be a BNOC
"07.02.2017 10:20:01" thetab.com VOTE NOW: Cambridge's Top 100 BNOCs Find out if YOU made the cut Help us crown the biggest name in Cambridge
"06.02.2017 15:46:11" thetab.com REVEALED: Cambridge centre officially the most pro-remain area in the UK Brexit doesn't mean Brexit to Cambridge 88% percent in central Cambridge voted to remain in the EU
"06.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Clubbers of the Week 3 Third time unlucky. If a man screams during Circle of Life and nobody's able to hear him, did it ever actually happen?
"06.02.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com 'Passing' is more difficult than you think for bisexual women Identity, appropriation and invisibility as a bisexual femme woman. My sexuality is not your fetish.
"06.02.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Brian Cox: 'Do I think that artists should be political? Yes.' Actor Brian Cox on the state of the world today 'His belief in art as a solution is as thought-provoking as it is refreshing.'
"05.02.2017 15:17:00" Timeline Photos BNOC nominations close at 23:59 TONIGHT. Get nominating now. http://thetab.com/uk/cambridge/2017/01/27/cambridges-biggest-bnoc-86500
"05.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com In defence of all the New Year's resolutions you made a month ago You haven't learnt the guitar yet have you? Columnist WILL HALL hasn't kept any of his New Year's Resolutions. But then again, neither have you.
"05.02.2017 10:17:00" Cindiscretion Advised 3 CINDISCRETION ADVISED is back, with Cantabs discussing the most important current affairs: Beyoncé and Club Penguin.
"05.02.2017 09:43:41" thetab.com Holocaust denial flyers displayed around Sidgwick The antisemitic flyers told people to get the 'plain facts of the matter'. Disgusting.
"04.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Being a Midlander is hard Screw the north/south divide An identity crisis might just be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
"04.02.2017 12:17:01" thetab.com The Tab talks to Peter Hitchens Russian bears, the flaws of idealism, and filling the vacuum A far cry from the bogeyman of the tabloids
"04.02.2017 09:17:01" thetab.com Catz abolishes Scholars Ballot in "landmark decision" There are now only five colleges implementing the 'archaic' accommodation system Trinity, Christ's, Pembroke, John's and Peterhouse retain the system
"03.02.2017 16:17:00" thetab.com Careers and Cambridge: Obsession or Anathema? The culture of careers at Cambridge differs substantially depending on who you talk to The Cambridge Guild reveal all about the Haves and Have Nots of the Cambridge job market
"03.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge no longer the biggest home of privately educated students Figures released bust the myth Oxford, St Andrews and Bristol all took more private school students than Cam
"03.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Why I write for The Tab Reasons to join the Tab crusade A keen fresher tells all
"03.02.2017 11:51:03" thetab.com Chandelier smashed by crazy Cantabs at Pink Week Ball The venue kicked students out early as it was "trashed" "A couple of awful people ruining everything is classic Cambridge behaviour"
"02.02.2017 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Cigarettes and Chocolate Silence has never been so violent. "This ADC late show is an unnervingly compelling production."
"02.02.2017 15:13:03" thetab.com Rugby Cuppers Preview: 5 teams to watch It's not just John's and Jesus Who is in it to win it?
"02.02.2017 13:28:45" The article regarding the Judge Business school has been removed. The News Team sincerely apologise for not identifying the error. The writer, Sachin Parathalingham, has since been contacted and sacked. Any queries please contact email@example.com
"02.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Could YOU be Cambridge's Biggest BNOC? Nominate a Cantab now Just over 72 hours to get your entries in. Nominate now.
"02.02.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com The different types of college marriage you'll see this Valentine's Day Roses are red, violets are blue, My dreams are dead, I'll make do with a 2:2. Just how much has your marriage crumbled since Michaelmas?
"01.02.2017 18:11:37" thetab.com Take The Tab's drug survey 2017 Tell us your habits We want to know what drugs you take, how often and how much you pay for them
"01.02.2017 16:17:00" thetab.com Review: Doppelgängers Ghostly apparitions grace the Corpus Playroom "Doppelgängers is likeable, witty and a compellingly commanding one-woman show"
"01.02.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com The ultimate Cambridge lunch guide From the girls (basic bitches) that brought you coffee and brunch LEYLA GUMUSDIS and MEG HONIGMANN give you the lowdown on Cambridge's best lunch spots
"01.02.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com The News Roundup Week 3: Protests and Post-Truth Propaganda You've stopped caring about things that happen in Cambridge by week 3, so let us summarise it for you. CHARLIE GLADSTONE sums up the week's news in his Salty Summary
"01.02.2017 12:14:36" thetab.com Varsity under fire for the publication of 'antisemitic rhetoric' in Jared Kushner profile They have since issued an apology to JSOC and rebuttal article. The student newspaper has been criticised for the publication of "an article which explicitly contains antisemitic rhetoric."
"01.02.2017 11:17:00" thetab.com YEATES DEBATES: Why is stress such a competition in Cambridge? Tell me more about how much coffee you drink. OLIVER YEATES: 'Stress is to a Cambridge student what incompetence is to a CUSU budget: exhausting and inevitable'
"01.02.2017 09:17:00" thetab.com A Cambridge student affected by Trump's Muslim Ban talks to The Tab Tiara Sahar Ataii, an undergrad at Cambridge, spoke to us about her experiences. "It's a really symbolically painful thing to know that I'm essentially a second-class citizen"
"31.01.2017 15:17:00" Blind Date Two unwilling victims volunteered to have their first date filmed. For a date slightly less awkward than this, get your RAG Blind Date forms from college reps now!
"31.01.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com How to make Cambridge life more like La La Land Would rather have 14 Oscar nominations than essays due please Ditch the monochrome, channel Emma Stone
"31.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge needs to start talking about virginity Touched for the very first time? Dropping the cherry bomb
"31.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Being keen is kool Why it's important to remember our nerdy Year 9 selves Embrace the fire that got you here, says ELIZABETH GIBBS
"30.01.2017 19:40:53" thetab.com Cambridge protests Trump 'Our protest brings all the girls to the square and they're like, he's got shit hair' Hundreds of Cantabs took to the streets to protest Trump, the Muslim Ban and Prime Minister Theresa May's complacency
"30.01.2017 17:56:54" Timeline Photos "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Cambridge takes to the streets in protest against Trump's refugee ban.
"30.01.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge University alcohol survey results REVEALED Spoilers: we're not as lit as we think we are 38% of Cantabs agree that drinking is part of Cambridge culture
"30.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com Clubbers of the Week: 2 From bad to worse. Week 2 is the new week 5.
"30.01.2017 10:48:08" thetab.com Trump protest to take place in Cambridge TODAY following Muslim Ban The demonstration is part of an international backlash against the President The protest, with over 1000 anticipated attendees, will take place at 5pm
"30.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Pink Week 2017: 'Putting the fun in fundraising!' A look into one of the biggest charity events in Cambridge. The Tab speaks to OLIVIA BUCKLAND, Pink Week President, about the upcoming fundraising campaign
"29.01.2017 15:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Footlights Presents: Bread Like Sherlock, and not in a good way. LEWIS THOMAS thinks 'It's a good evening out and, like its namesake, hard to go wrong with'
"29.01.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Societal Strife Got a problem? Shearme has your answer Got a #Cambridgeproblem? You need some more Shearme in your life.
"29.01.2017 11:17:00" thetab.com Tab Guide: How to get nominated for BNOC What to do if none of your pals are taking the hint Being a 'big name' is such a pain.
"28.01.2017 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Simone's Speaking Service John Tothill's remarkably funny character comedy returns to Cambridge to give you the life coaching you never knew you needed. BECKY SHEPHERDSON thinks this is "a polished, energetic, performance showing the best of character comedy."
"28.01.2017 15:17:00" Cindiscretion Advised LAUREN MORRIS brings you the second week of Cantabs embarrassing themselves talking current affairs in CINDISCRETION ADVISED
"28.01.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Getting around Cambridge is impossible Move bitch, get out the way Navigating a daily struggle
"28.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com More women than men are achieving places at Oxbridge Teenage girls are outperforming their male rivals in securing places at Oxford and Cambridge universities This is the first time it has happened at Cambridge
"28.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Stop being cold: how to wear ten layers Because this weather is even colder than my frozen heart Go forth and layer
"27.01.2017 15:17:01" thetab.com REVIEW: The Clinical Trials of Hercules Apparently, medics can be funny too "A strong performance not to be missed as well as supporting some worthwhile charities"
"27.01.2017 13:17:01" thetab.com How to keep your college marriage alive in Lent Until death do us part isn't a joke guys “When you buy VKs for everyone else but me, that makes me feel neglected”
"27.01.2017 11:24:52" thetab.com Could YOU be Cambridge's Biggest BNOC? Nominate a Cantab now The biggest competition of 2017 is here.
"26.01.2017 18:15:12" thetab.com Every desperate way you'll try to make money before you ask your parents Have the sperm bank saved on speed dial Egg donation isn't for everyone
"26.01.2017 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons - University of Cambridge An ingenious take on dystopia, spun around a troubled love story DANI CUGINI thinks this is "a smart and intensely compelling play, carried off with style and warmth"
"26.01.2017 16:44:57" thetab.com WomCam CONDEMNS the Union over tonight's prostitution debate The Facebook statement contained a condemnation of Julie Bindel, who will not be appearing at the debate. The Union responded, "We have tremendous respect for the Women's Campaign and the work that they do protecting vulnerable students."
"26.01.2017 15:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge has turned me into a grumpy old man Because Scrooge is for life, not just for Christmas Columnist ETHAN DODDS describes the prematuring aging Cambridge has caused him
"26.01.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com The downsides of Cambridge's college system Just don't end up at Girton 'At the end of the day, we are all equally deserving to be studying here, and it's high time we all remembered that' says SAM ASHBRIDGE
"26.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com REVEALED: Colleges EXTORTIONATE funding for a First "It suggests that 'students who achieve a first are deserving of a more comfortable life.'" That 69% is even more painful now
"26.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Which Tracy Beaker character is your college? BOG OFF! Welcome to the Dumping Ground
"25.01.2017 18:15:18" thetab.com The students who have secured the top football scholarships in the UK One left his home country at 17, another is studying Medicine at Oxford One of them played centre mid for Costa Rica
"25.01.2017 16:18:43" thetab.com REVIEW: Pity Laughs - University of Cambridge Shockingly intimate, brilliantly crafted, whole heartedly funny "The laughs are not out of pity, but out of whole-hearted enjoyment"
"25.01.2017 15:17:28" thetab.com One year since Giulio Regeni's disappearance, there is still a long way to go A year onwards: could we do more? It has been a year since PhD student Giulio Regeni disappeared and was found dead a week later. There are still many questions unanswered.
"25.01.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com The News Roundup Week 2: Contactless cards and College Cats Welcome back to week 2 of the News Column, apparently so beloved that other student Journos are following suit. CHARLIE GLADSTONE brings you all the news you want to know
"25.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com Clubbing in Cambridge is better than London Yes, really. 'At least in the esteemed floors of Sunday Life, the worst you can lock lips with is some spotty economist from John's' says ALISON CHEUNG
"25.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com YEATES DEBATES: Why can't Cambridge students handle opinions? 'Opinions' looks like 'onions'. Both can make you cry. OLIVER YEATES ponders why you can't handle opinions
"24.01.2017 17:17:00" thetab.com Arts vs Sciences: Which is the Easiest? Time to settle the question once and for all. The age old question
"24.01.2017 16:06:51" thetab.com Three reports of "indecent exposure" near Sidgwick this month Arts students, beware the flasher The recent flashing comes after a string of attacks on students last term in various places around Cambridge
"24.01.2017 13:17:00" thetab.com Why getting your period in Cambridge is hell Because Mother Nature is visiting and I need to vent Surfing the crimson wave in Cambridge
"24.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com How to fool people into thinking you've got your life together - University of Cambridge Why have it all when you could just fake it? You gotta fake it to make it
"23.01.2017 20:30:31" thetab.com CUSU vote to BOYCOTT Student Satisfaction Survey The decision was made at CUSU Council this evening. Cambridge will be BOYCOTTING the Student Satisfaction Survey
"23.01.2017 18:45:18" Timeline Photos We are writing a story about women at uni who will change the world and break the glass ceiling in the next decade. We're looking for entrepreneurs, high-flying interns, inspiring volunteers, politically active campaigners, outstanding academics and
"23.01.2017 15:17:32" thetab.com Sir Malcolm Rifkind at the Union: 'We are fortunate that the United States has led the world.' The former Foreign Secretary speaks out on Trump, Scotland and the Prime Minister This is a man guided by pragmatism rather than dogmatic ideologies
"23.01.2017 15:02:33" thetab.com Sidney's June Event 2017 theme revealed They're probably in denial about adulthood and responsibility A pint-sized theme for a pint-sized college
"23.01.2017 12:17:12" thetab.com REVIEW: Monobrow A one-off night of funny-bone nibbling monologuery for all the family. Monobrow was a fantastic night of comedy that needs to happen more each term
"23.01.2017 11:17:00" thetab.com Clubbers of the Week You better not pout, you better not cry. Has your squad made the cut?
"23.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Stop pretending to be stupid "I'm gonna fail - I've done no revision" *Gets a first* If I sound jealous and bitter, it's because I am
"22.01.2017 17:02:30" Cindiscretion Advised Week 1 New presenter LAUREN MORRIS brings you drunk Cantabs rambling about the world in CINDISCRETION ADVISED
"22.01.2017 13:17:01" thetab.com College Life Complications Got a problem? Shearme has your answer. I've got 99 problems and Cambridge is every single one
"22.01.2017 11:17:00" thetab.com "All bets are off": Moffat and Gatiss on Sherlock, social media and sensation Sherlock spoilers inevitable They "had the packed audience laughing at every sentence" - HANNAH DAWSON speaks to the creators of Sherlock
"21.01.2017 16:17:01" thetab.com A Fresher's thoughts on Lent term Welcome back to the slaughterhouse MAXIM HIBBS thinks you should keep your friends close, and your lecture notes closer
"21.01.2017 12:17:01" thetab.com The News Roundup Week 1: Spies, 'spiracies and Signet Rings Charlie Gladstone rounds up the weekly news. CHARLIE GLADSTONE brings you the greatest gossip from the week gone by
"21.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge FAILS to make top Stonewall LGBT rankings The rankings suggest Cambridge needs to focus more on LGBT+ inclusivity We may be best in the country for some things, but we're not at one of the most important
"20.01.2017 15:17:01" thetab.com Abortion is still a taboo topic at Cambridge - we need to end the stigma In an university with so many 'clever' people, I was shocked at how uneducated others were "I was passed around like an unwanted Christmas present – an anxious person with an uncomfortable problem that nobody wanted to address."
"20.01.2017 12:19:24" thetab.com It's not me, it's you: one night stands in Cambridge and how to approach them Sex and the City meets the bubble. Go forth and please don't muliply
"20.01.2017 10:55:15" thetab.com University Proposes New Degree Classification System No more lying on your CV Proposals include a final degree mark
"20.01.2017 10:20:31" thetab.com Clare College gives 70 year old member 'the chop' A fell from grace for the College "It's the end of college as we know it"
"19.01.2017 16:28:43" thetab.com REVIEW: Crimes of the Heart Last night saw a criminally gripping tragicomedy at the Corpus Playroom. ANDREA KOCSIS thinks Crimes of the Heart is criminally good
"19.01.2017 16:04:34" Timeline Photos As we enter Week 1, our new Tab Laureate J. PATRICK has some advice for Cantabs everywhere
"19.01.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Ken Cheng - Best Dad Ever Cheng's comedy draws humour from the most unexpected places Cheng's comedy draws humour from the most unexpected places says DANI CUGINI
"19.01.2017 12:17:01" thetab.com Town versus Gown: The Tragic Love Story And you thought there was just one Cambridge bubble… ETHAN DODDS shares a story more tragic than Romeo and Juliet
"19.01.2017 10:17:01" thetab.com Getting arrested as a teenager was the best mistake I ever made My mistake should be a sign of strength It's the sound of the police
"18.01.2017 18:38:35" thetab.com Cantab filmed alluding to black Bristol student with 'monkey noises' "I decided that I didn't have to put up with it and neither does anyone else" "I hope that the coverage will help show people that racism is still an issue"
"18.01.2017 14:17:00" thetab.com Asperger's: the stereotype vs the reality We need to talk about Sherlock Misconceptions all over the shop
"18.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com Give the people their columnists It is what you've all been dying to know, after all You asked, we provided
"18.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com How To Hack Everything How to lose friends and win committee positions Sweet sweet CV points
"17.01.2017 14:17:01" thetab.com Keeping Warm in Cambrrridge A public safety guide. Yeah it's pretty fucking cold right now.
"17.01.2017 12:17:01" thetab.com LGBT sex ed is a no-brainer But that won't stop the Tories from blocking it "This isn't a matter of principle – it has measurable differences in the mental health in LGBT youth" says DAVID GROUNDS
"17.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com You're more powerful than you think - and it matters that you know Seventeen Cambridge students took the Giving What We Can pledge to donate 10% of their lifetime income to charity after they get a job. Give giving a go
"17.01.2017 09:17:00" thetab.com Varsity Match UNDER THREAT due to discrimination row Oxford and Cambridge are really not seeing eye to eye over Varsity football Foul play from the Light Blues
"16.01.2017 14:17:31" thetab.com LGBT+ identity is not a fashion statement But equally, my hair is none of your fucking business We're people. Stop turning us into metaphors.
"16.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge Tab under new management Direct your hatred here Which fresh faces will be fanning the flames this term?
"16.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com How to be recruited by MI6 Step 1: Don't write an article about getting recruited by MI6 This article will self-destruct in ten seconds
"13.01.2017 17:09:47" thetab.com Everything we know about Christopher Steele, the Cambridge MI6 spy Everyone is a bit confused, and rightly so He's more mysterious than 007
"13.01.2017 10:03:06" thetab.com Lent Union line up: More stars, not quite star-studded It's definitely better than last term though Sherlock fans can rejoice
"12.01.2017 18:00:04" thetab.com EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson was Trump Dossier Spy's Opposite Number at the Oxford Union The Foreign Secretary was Oxford Union President at the same time Let's not be Russian to conclusions but...
"12.01.2017 17:01:48" thetab.com Ex-MI6 Spy responsible for Trump dossier was President of The Cambridge Union He also went to Girton. I-spy with my little eye a former President of the Union?
"12.01.2017 15:01:57" thetab.com The John's signet ring exclusive Freshly forged in the fires of Mordor They liked it so they put a ring on it
"11.01.2017 14:06:24" thetab.com NUS Vice President shuns "toxic level of debate" in response to allegations Richard Brooks has issued a statement via social media against allegations made yesterday NUS controversy never ends
"10.01.2017 21:05:26" thetab.com NUS Vice President EXPOSED trying to oust President The NUS Official is said to have collaborated with the Israeli embassy to oust Malia Bouattia. NUS VP Richard Brooks has been filmed collaborating with members of the Israeli embassy to oust Malia Bouattia.
"10.01.2017 18:17:37" thetab.com Husband of university lecturer found guilty of her attempted murder The Anglia Ruskin lecturer was dealt numerous blows with a lump hammer It is likely he may 'never be released'
"10.01.2017 15:02:23" thetab.com BOYCOTT of Student Satisfaction Survey encouraged by CUSU The National Student Satisfaction Survey is part of the Teaching Excellent Framework - suspected to increase fees Finalists are being encouraged to hold off filling in the survey
"10.01.2017 12:17:00" thetab.com How to survive an office internship (Also applicable to an intense study sesh) Work work work work work
"10.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Famous Cantabs win BIG at the Golden Globes Hugh Laurie, Tom Hiddleston and Olivia Colman walked away with awards And how many awards did Oxford Alumni win? #GDBO
"07.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Veganuary. No, it's not a cult. Yes, I'm a vegan. And yes, I am going to talk a lot about it. Step 1: Don't eat bacon. Step 2: Repeat Step 1.
"06.01.2017 10:17:00" thetab.com Small ways to make Cambridge term happier Every little helps Terms are so short, we should at least try to enjoy them
"05.01.2017 10:17:01" thetab.com Predictions for a Fresher's Lent Term By a washed-out Second Year Spoiler Alert: You will hate your degree
"03.01.2017 16:55:26" thetab.com 'Serious failings' shown by the NUS Racism Review Are we really surprised at another NUS failure? Another day, another NUS failure
"03.01.2017 10:25:20" thetab.com Realistic New Years Resolutions for world weary Cantabs How's dry January going? How is the healthy eating going?
"31.12.2016 12:48:48" thetab.com CamCareers DENYING grads the jobs they really want?! CamCareers: a world of opportunity, as long as you stick with one option As if grad job applications weren't stressful enough
"30.12.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Where did it all go wrong? The Tab's Cambridge highlights of 2016 Time to pick through the burning bits of wreckage from a horrible year. Let's be honest, this year has been an absolute shit show.
"28.12.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com A Northerner's Guide to Cambridge A belta guide for you and your marras Just calm doon and mek a cuppa
"25.12.2016 15:02:26" thetab.com A very Cambridge Christmas message from The Tab Fa la la la la Grab a mince pie and settle down. The es-tab-lishment have some words for you.
"24.12.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Which Love Actually character is your college? Christmas is TOMORROW and chances are the annual viewing of Curtis's classic has already taken place... There's only one film you need to watch this Christmas
"23.12.2016 21:03:56" thetab.com University Grace on harassment WITHDRAWN It was due to pass this afternoon More information as it comes
"23.12.2016 18:15:12" thetab.com Meet the third year whose design is being sold on ASOS She also won £5,000 Sophie beat the best designers from every uni in the country to win
"23.12.2016 17:22:59" thetab.com Cambridge University living costs officially CHEAPER than Oxford by thousands of pounds You get more for a Bridge than an Ox But we're still one of the priciest in Britain
"23.12.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com A Cambridge-shaped hole in my heart? Reflections of a Fresher's Michaelmas Pining to return to the bubble
"22.12.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com A Cambridge Christmas Carol Bah! Humbug! 'Twas the night before Christmas (the actual one)
"21.12.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Which Christmas song is your college? Bad luck if you're at Ho-Ho-Homerton. Two Turtle Doves and a Johnian's Signet Ring
"20.12.2016 19:15:15" thetab.com These grads can tell what you're going to wear before you even buy it It's not done by magic you know They're the reason you spent half your student loan by the middle of term
"20.12.2016 17:40:14" thetab.com Meet the grads expanding UNIQLO across Europe within a year of graduating It's the clothes brand of our generation Your mum won't stop nagging you to sign up
"19.12.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Agony Aunt Shearme: Vacation Vexations Got a problem? Shearme has your answer It's Christmas, and Agony Aunt Shearme is here with all of the advice you don't need (or even want) to know.
"18.12.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com For all its flaws, Cambridge is still better than your shit hometown Is the bubble really that bad? 'With the slap in the face that is hindsight, I desperately miss actually having a life'.
New columnist CHARLOTTE ARAYA MORELAND has arrived.
"17.12.2016 19:31:24" thetab.com Intelligence experts SEVER Cambridge seminar ties over alleged Russian funding The former head of MI6 is included in the three I-spy anyone?
"16.12.2016 18:15:25" thetab.com Meet the Honeys bringing Bumble to your campus They're cute as hell They get paid to have house parties and hand out free roses
"16.12.2016 12:17:05" thetab.com Do you want to be a Tab News Writer? The best gossip and stash in Cambridge can be yours Read all about it
"16.12.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Can you sue Cambridge University for not giving you a first? An Oxford student has already tried because they're the worst Who can I sue?
"15.12.2016 18:15:10" thetab.com This test will tell you which grad job you really belong in How else are you going to spend that spare 15 minutes? If you sorted the cabs for everyone last Friday you're going into management
"15.12.2016 13:41:53" thetab.com FEE INCREASE ANTICIPATED as Cambridge continue Teaching Excellence Framework Money money money? Because, of course, poor students can easily pay more fees...
"15.12.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Teenage Hacker who targeted Cambridge library and TalkTalk now sentenced He just wanted to show off to his mates Lesson learned: Don't try to hack Cambridge servers...
"12.12.2016 18:15:10" thetab.com How to win an easy £200 for Christmas Show me the money Treat your mum to her favourite Jo Malone, go on
"11.12.2016 16:17:03" Timeline Photos Can't ask your tutor something? Have a #CambridgeProblem? Fancy your supervisor? Need a ticket to Trinity May Ball?
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"10.12.2016 14:17:32" thetab.com Chancellor promises Cambridge £137 million in funding The funding is to replace research grants promised by the EU Maybe we won't lose out too much after all?
"10.12.2016 12:33:57" thetab.com Cambridge Charity Fashion Show CHANGES Charity after backlash U-turning to face the cameras A U-turn on the catwalk
"09.12.2016 18:15:13" thetab.com What it's like to work for ASOS while at uni And yeah, they have a fashion cupboard in the office This is what dreams are made of
"09.12.2016 15:43:30" thetab.com BREAKING: Cambridge fellows vote to SAVE Class Lists 727 voted against the Grace Regent House vote to SAVE the Class Lists
"08.12.2016 19:15:14" thetab.com How Spotify revealed Cambridge's music taste There's a reason why their playlists are so good They analysed millions of streams
"08.12.2016 16:32:06" thetab.com Cambridge's Men WIN Varsity Rugby 2016 They haven't won since 2009, but today they took the crown VICTORY for the Light Blues!
"08.12.2016 16:17:46" Timeline Photos CAMBRIDGE WIN THE 135TH VARSITY MATCH 23 – 18
"08.12.2016 14:42:14" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: The Varsity Rugby Match 2016 The Tab brings you live updates from the Battle of the Blues With the men's game just beginning, now is the time to catch up on all the action!
"08.12.2016 13:17:04" Timeline Photos Oxford Women took the Varsity Title 3-0. Join our liveblog to catch all the action.
"08.12.2016 11:48:56" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: The Varsity Rugby Match 2016 The Tab brings you live updates from the Battle of the Blues Join us attempting to liveblog the match! Any comments? Message us on the page and be featured in the blog
"08.12.2016 10:44:27" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: The Varsity Rugby Match 2016 The Tab brings you live updates from the Battle of the Blues Hype hype hype
"07.12.2016 10:18:00" thetab.com REVEALED: Cambridge's cheapest pint A Tab investigation into the college bars of the bubble Anyone fancy a drink?
"06.12.2016 18:15:13" thetab.com How I survived a soul-destroying 24 hours in the library Food deliveries saved my life “Worst idea I've ever had - maybe I should just leave and become a stripper."
"06.12.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Everything that happened at the private school you won't admit you went to The age gaps in relationships were seriously questionable Fine if you went to private school
"06.12.2016 12:29:35" thetab.com WHEELIE BAD: Cambridge is UK capital for bike theft You'd have to be a cycle-path to steal a bike For once we're not proud we beat Oxford
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"05.12.2016 13:14:37" I am a rugby player Behind the scenes with the Women's 1st XV as they train to improve on last year's 52-0 victory over Oxford #GDBO
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"05.12.2016 09:54:56" thetab.com Oxford Student dies during Varsity Ski Trip A tragic loss A tragic death in Val Thorens
"04.12.2016 11:23:20" thetab.com BLOCKAGE ON THE CAM: Man trying to save swans causes Boat Race chaos He just wanted the rowers to stop swanning around Was he quackers?
"03.12.2016 13:14:49" thetab.com Cambridge Cafe MOO-TINIES over animal fat in new £5 note They have beef with it. They are not a-moo-sed.
"03.12.2016 11:17:44" thetab.com Which Christmas Song is Your College? Bad luck if you're at Ho-Ho-Homerton. Why not combine festive cheer with college stereotypes?
"02.12.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com In defence of being an outfit repeater 50 shades of black please Our fashion columnist MEG HONIGMANN wears black. Get over it.
"02.12.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge has given me an identity crisis Anyone else stuck in an identity limbo? Cantab identity is about "understanding how to function in a place where listening to Stormzy and Debussy in the same sitting is actively encouraged"
"01.12.2016 19:15:13" thetab.com What should you buy your uni BFF for Christmas? You're so welcome It's time to make up for all the times she carried you home
"01.12.2016 18:35:17" Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 8 - Christmas Special JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES get into the Bridgemas spirit in the final episode of Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda
"01.12.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Being gay in a Muslim family It's time to stop using religious tolerance to defend intolerance. 'Nobody should ever feel they have to hide who they are.'
"01.12.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com WEEK EIGHT NEWS ROUNDUP: Classy Classics, 50 Cent, and Christmas Adverts We made it! And, unfortunately for some, they also made the news. The final News Column is here to bring you festive cheer (and all the best gossip)
"01.12.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Looking after drunk students is shit - but that is not an excuse Drunk people are fundamentally irritating EVE MAIR 'There has to be more dialogue between students and clubs or bouncers in order to develop a relationship of trust'
"30.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com Review: Joseph K Knows where it's going, but hasn't got there yet. It's a funny performance and an enjoyable evening, but one that didn't always fulfil its potential, says JOE RICHARDS
"30.11.2016 14:23:00" thetab.com REVEALED: Cambridge's Best Bum You voted in your thousands, but who cracked it to the top spot? The winner was first cl-ass
"30.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to make the most of the Christmas holiday We can see the light at the end of the tunnel MOLLY O'CONNOR tells you how to fill your Christmas vacation without the distraction of supervisors constantly tearing apart your fragile sense of self-worth
"29.11.2016 17:15:17" thetab.com Meet the accountants with more interesting lives than you What have you done with your day? One has legit sailed around the world
"29.11.2016 14:32:00" Timeline Photos SPOTTED: Cantabs can't believe Prince Charles is on King's Parade
"29.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge Rag runs Winter Homelessness Appeal And they need your help Help the homeless stay warm.
"29.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to spend the week before the Christmas holidays 'Tis the season to be under crippling levels of stress It's less than one month until Christmas. DAVID GROUNDS thinks we should decorate, drink and despair.
"28.11.2016 18:10:10" Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 7 - Privilege JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES check Cambridge's privilege in the penultimate Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda
"28.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Everything wrong with Cambridge Gyp Rooms GBBO? More like GTFO. Honestly the most stressful part of the Cambridge experience.
"28.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com A Bridgemas Carol Doing Dickens the Cambridge way Bah Humbug indeed.
"27.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com The Best Budget Gifts for Bridgemas It's not about the money, money, money (or thoughtfulness) Columnist ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT is the gift that keeps on giving
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"26.11.2016 19:42:53" thetab.com REVIEW: Footlights Panto 2016: Rumpelstiltskin Just the way to round off your term. "A bold marriage of festive charm and Cambridge eccentricity" says DAN EDWARDS
"26.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Panic at the Disco, quite literally Anxiety: Advice from a fellow sufferer We need to listen to our bodies.
"26.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Why nobody is going to be cool on the Varsity Ski Trip High altitude = high expectations HOLLY SMITH: The 'who are you sitting next to' fight of Year 9 will rear its ugly head once again.
"25.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Right Place Wrong Time The Corpus Playroom turns into a time machine TEODOR NICULA-GOLOVEI was highly impressed by this talented cast.
"25.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Apply NOW to be a Tab Section Editor The Tab Mafia is opening its ranks Do it.
"25.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Four Cantabs are cycling across South America to save the world The Tab meets Water Wheels Bringing a bit of good to the world
"24.11.2016 20:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Antony ϟ Cleopatra A dramatically confident production let down by stuttering pace. Lust, rebellion and the politics of power play out on an 80s stage.
"24.11.2016 19:17:01" thetab.com WEEK SEVEN NEWS ROUNDUP: Theft, Elections, and Dirty Work The end is nigh! Week Seven has passed, and we are all crawling to the finish line, for better or worse. Anger at John's bins, Trump at Magdalene, Week 7 has us spiralling to despair
"24.11.2016 18:15:14" thetab.com Research shows you lose £50 a month to flaky friends not paying you back Now there's an app to help They're costing you your Cindies shots
"24.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com The bitchiest lines from Milo Yiannopoulos' Tab reviews Are you that surprised he got his start at The Tab? Make Tab Great Again
"24.11.2016 14:31:32" thetab.com EXPOSED: Cambridge Charity Fashion Show funds ILLEGAL charity The committee checked their Instagram followers, not their finances. Right foot, left foot, solicit donations illegally - oh, wait...
"24.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com DRINKS SPIKED: 13% of Cambridge students claim to have been drugged on a night out “It was a really stupid mistake but I suppose because I feel so safe in Cambridge I didn't really expect to be roofied on a student night” 49 individuals in the survey who confessed to having spiked someones drink, with one individual claiming “she enjoyed it.”
"23.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: M. Butterfly A powerful and creative performance M Butterfly "Opens many doors into new areas of thought for the audience and encourages a contemplation of society and Western ideals" says SOPHIE BECKER
"23.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Everything wrong with Christmas in Cambridge Bah humbug Christmas cheer? SHONA WEBB thinks otherwise
"23.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com A freshers' guide to library etiquette Or how not to get shot by angry finalists Columnist MOLLY O'CONNOR takes on the loud fresher in the library making an obnoxious PDA.
"23.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Apply NOW to be a Tab Section Editor The Tab Mafia is opening its ranks Amazing stash, BNOC fame, CV points and the best gossip in town. What's not to like?
"22.11.2016 19:47:00" thetab.com Holocaust denier David Irving to visit Cambridge "There were no gas chambers in Auschwitz. There have been only mock-ups built by the Poles in the years after the war." - David Irving He has claimed that Auschwitz is a phoney “Disney-style” “tourist-site”
"22.11.2016 18:40:39" Forgive Me Father for I Have Cindiesed: Week 7 - Wrath By Week 7 there's a lot of wrath in Cambridge, as ROBERT SHEARME discovers
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"22.11.2016 18:15:13" thetab.com One in eight uni houses fall out over money One in eight houses fall out because of it Don't worry though, you'll still do Christmas together
"22.11.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com The Freshers' 15: Why we're all getting fat Maybe it's all those cheesy chips from Van of Life DAVID GROUNDS on Freshers' 15. Heavy stuff.
"21.11.2016 18:15:16" thetab.com Spotify have ranked every university by their music taste They analysed millions of streams And of course Cambridge is top for classical
"21.11.2016 17:30:36" thetab.com Tit Hall student burnt in fryer fire It seems their chips were a bit overcooked. Neither an ambulance nor the fire brigade were called.
"21.11.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: Week 7 Bridgemas is coming, and here's your cultural advent calendar Bridgemas wouldn't be the same without a pantomime. HOPE MCNULTY with all the Thesp treats you'll need for Week 7
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"21.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Are you too Cambridge for Cambridge? Probably Your home friends probably hate you
"21.11.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com The Best of Overheard at Cambridge Because we definitely haven't heard enough ridiculous stuff in the last few weeks. What makes the Bubble? A load of hot air.
"20.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com The Meme Cult of Donald Trump How Trump memed himself to power 'The politics of personality should never be underestimated' says JACK BOLTON
"20.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The Cambridge Guide to Anger Management Cambridge alumni Stephen Hawking once said, 'People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.' If you're angry and you know it clap your hands
"19.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Bed Dreamy for the most part, hazy in places 'Bed can be a bit of a haze, probably made all the more so at 11pm in Week 7.'
"19.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Why I'm obsessed with wandering around Cambridge Probably yet another form of procrastination Drag unsuspecting friends on walks and they'll thank you, says MEG HONIGMANN
"19.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com An absolutely failsafe guide to budgeting at Cambridge A person who knows nothing about economics teaches you about economics Columnist HOLLY SMITH shows you how, according to the four macroeconomic objectives, you should manage your dolla
"19.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Best brunch spots in Cambridge Bill's equals basic now. Try harder. Anything avocado, amirite?
"18.11.2016 19:15:12" thetab.com Inside the biggest house parties from across the country this term They even had their own Snapchat filter Bet you wish you were there
"18.11.2016 18:14:55" Forgive Me Father for I Have Cindiesed: Week 6 - Greed ROBERT SHEARME finds out how greedy Cambridge students are
"18.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Ubu Roi Glitter, nudity, drag and a revolving shopping trolly. Brace yourself. Ubu Roi is 'an ambitious project which has paid off brilliantly' but not for the faint hearted
"18.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Corpus votes to remain disaffiliated from CUSU Is anyone else getting sick of all these referendums? Cexit means Cexit, and we know what that means
"18.11.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com CUSU cock up: NUS award entry filled with lies As if nominating yourself for an award isn't sad enough They said they got rid of class lists
"18.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Guide to handling (avoiding) your fear of spiders Doing your laundry isn't the most terrible thing about living alone At least we don't live in Australia
"18.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Everyone at Cambridge is a fucking gossip And you are, too. It's not like we're all adults now or anything
"17.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com CHARITY THEFT: £700 stolen from RAG office Three "charity boxes" were stolen. Police are looking for witnesses
"17.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com It's time to end archaic practices of Drinking Societies The port and privilege culture has gone too far. 'This toxic culture of an elitist social validation has gone too far.'
"17.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com The best Bridgemas Secret Santa gifts Stuck on what to get your new friends? We've got you covered. The Bridgemas bells are jing- jing- jingling
"17.11.2016 14:12:36" thetab.com CHARITY THEFT: £700 stolen from RAG office Three "charity boxes" were stolen. Police are currently looking for witnesses to provide information
"17.11.2016 12:40:00" thetab.com Famous artist DEFACES painting with 'Hilter moustache' at Jesus College dinner Call the college dean He got out his Sharpie after "more than ten glasses of wine"
"17.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Does Cambridge have a drinking problem? According to Government statistics, more than 1.4 million people are dependent on alcohol in the UK. Many students in Cambridge have a scary relationship with alcohol, says EVE MAIR
"17.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com WEEK SIX NEWS ROUNDUP: Blitz Spirit, Fresher Fines, and Arty Access Real news is depressing, as we all we learned last week. Here's some barely real news instead. Featuring overly keen freshers, shots, and food-hogging porters.
"16.11.2016 21:09:14" thetab.com Cambridge ranked the top University in the UK for employability In other news water is wet Are we surprised ?
"16.11.2016 20:17:00" thetab.com SEXIT: Selwyn votes to remain in CUSU Brexit means Brexit, But Sexit doesn't mean Sexit. An example of the remain campaign actually being successful
"16.11.2016 18:17:00" SWK Power JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES are back with Shoulda Woulda Kuda. This week: Power.
"16.11.2016 17:50:12" thetab.com Queens' May Ball 2017 Theme Revealed It's something to do with travel. Let the hype for next year's May Week commence...
"16.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Britannia Waves The Rules Esmé O'Keeffe reports on a moving, if slightly unpolished, performance. "A highly moving account of a young working class boy's struggle to find a purpose in life" says ESMÉ O'KEEFFE
"16.11.2016 16:17:02" thetab.com I regret screwing up someone's long distance relationship Don't be that guy. That guy, on being on the worst side of a bad break-up Relationships move too fast in the Bubble, and people get hurt
"16.11.2016 14:17:00" Timeline Photos Cantabs leave messages of love outside of Sidgwick following the election of Donald Trump.
"16.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com The Pains of Being a (Cambridge) Wallflower Who needs social skills anyway? Healthy social relationships? Let's all just get drunk and go to Cindies.
"16.11.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com Teen hackerman attacks Cambridge library website Fear the CompScis 'I was just showing off to my mates'
"16.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to ditch the weirdo you regret making friends with in Freshers' Week We all have that one 'friend' You'll be besties for life if you don't cut them out before Christmas
"15.11.2016 19:15:17" thetab.com Exams to exfoliaters: How to make it as a big name beauty blogger at uni #followfriday She's attended events for massive brands like The Body Shop and Lush
"15.11.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com How to pretend you're not posh at Cambridge Much satire, very commentary. Columnist DAVID GROUNDS: "We could just stop judging people based on their class and upbringing, but who has time for that?"
"15.11.2016 10:17:54" thetab.com VOTE NOW: Cambridge's Best Bums 2016 You decide who topped last year. Make sure you cast your vote at the bottom of the article. It's finally here
"14.11.2016 19:28:05" thetab.com EXCLUSIVE: Fitzwilliam Winter Ball headliners revealed There'll be something for everyone on the night They'll perform at the 1920s murder mystery themed ball
"14.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com THEATRE: Week 6 It's Freshers Week all over again. It's fresher play season, and the budding thesps of tomorrow are ready to entertain you
"14.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com How I underestimated week five They don't call them the blues for nothing Never underestimate the Week 5 blues.
"13.11.2016 18:32:35" Cambridge Reacts to the U.S. Election Result JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES find out how Cantabs feel about President-Elect Trump
"13.11.2016 15:41:19" thetab.com Queens' drinking society holds initiations outside church on Remembrance Sunday Lest they forgot. Poor timing.
"13.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com The Israeli Ambassador is a terrifying, ruthless professional The world's best answerer of charged questions spoke engagingly for ten minutes without saying anything. JAMES HAMILTON interviews Israeli Ambassador Mark Ragev, the world's 'best answerer of charged questions'
"13.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Horsing Around: Pony rescued from the Cam A story like this can really stirrup some emotions The end was neigh, but it was saved by firefighters
"13.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com An open letter to the creators of the Facebook messenger thumb I declare a thumb war (upon Mark Zuckerberg) ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT discusses one of the most important and terrible events of 2016: the advent of the Facebook thumb.
"12.11.2016 19:18:08" thetab.com SEXIT: Referendum on CUSU membership to be held at Selwyn 'Sexit' just doesn't have the same oomph as 'Pexit' Democracy is very quickly becoming Cambridge's favourite word
"12.11.2016 18:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Are You Sitting Comfortably? HOPE MCNULTY went to see Roald Dahl's anthologies brought to life at Corpus It's the darker side of Roald Dahl, but it feels uncomfortable for the wrong reasons, says HOPE MCNULTY
"12.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Duchess of Malfi Gorgeous acting, gorgeous colours, everything was beautiful. "The set and lighting and costumes were so gorgeous it was like a visual bakery. It's rare to see something where there's so much beauty in a stage" says LEAH WILD
"12.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How to navigate Cambridge's buffet of men Pass the salt There are plenty more (disappointing) fish in the sea
"12.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Escaping the Cambridge Bubble Some things that my weary body is looking forward to Fresher columnist HOLLY SMITH wants to remember what it's like to be human
"12.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Come on, liberals. We fucked up with Trump. It's raining statuses - after a drought of support for the alternative. "President Trump is what happens when we say, pompously, like we're above it all, that Clinton is the 'lesser of two evils'."
"11.11.2016 18:15:20" thetab.com How to throw a banging house party in Cambridge without lifting a finger And here's how you could win one All you need is a house
"11.11.2016 17:17:18" thetab.com REVIEW: Comedy Weakly Rory Sachs thought Comedy Weakly's fast-paced hour of one-liners and surreal stereotypes will fit in with the Late-Show crowd. A Late Show with fast-paced action and crowd pleasing one-liners, Comedy Weakly will be sure to please fans of Radio Four, says RORY SACHS
"11.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge is making me hate my subject A strictly arts student experience Columnist EVE MAIR: As you open the library book, you are hit by the smell of the tears of thousands of other poor old students, who have had to endure the same pain.
"11.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge University rugby teams visit disability charity before Varsity showdown How much good have you done in the world? Nice to see some good in the world
"11.11.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com Private vs state school - Cambridge's most irrelevant battle? Nobody cares, we're all at Cambridge now Tell me more about how you went to Eton.
"11.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Here are the most pretentious lines from successful Cambridge personal statements "Are we pre-disposed to sin?" Yes, yes we are. "I grew addicted to the warm ball of happiness that would grow in my stomach as I ended my proof with a QED, marking it complete; signing my piece of art.”
"10.11.2016 18:32:00" Tab Cribs - Episode 3 On this week's Tab Cribs, JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES venture into the eye-opening accommodation of Clare College.
"10.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge University Women's Boat Club Excel at Team GB Trials People who spend their lives rowing turn out to be pretty good at it Row, row, row your boat...
"10.11.2016 13:58:46" thetab.com UBER is launching in Cambridge TODAY Girton students have been seen celebrating in the streets. It's about to become a whole lot easier to get home from Cindies at 2am
"10.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Post-Week 5: How to survive the rest of term Here's how to look like you have your shit together Term ain't over yet
"10.11.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com What to wear in a post-Trump world It's bigger, greater and more deplorable than ever before You can thank us from your nuclear bunker.
"09.11.2016 18:25:51" thetab.com Cambridge Reacts to the U.S. Election Result Well done America, you had one job. Featuring college emails, faculty treats, student voices, the University's Twitter and a rather unfortunate Trinity Library photo...
"09.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com DEAR SON: Anti-Immigration letter sent to JCRs "Dad" is back. The third in the series of obscure letters has arrived
"09.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How dateable is your college? Plenty of fish in the... pool Colleges He may be a math-mo but he does have a Trinity May Ball ticket
"09.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com The freedom that is life in a second year house Big Brother can't reach me here. For now. The grass is greener on the other side (of your college's walls)
"09.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to smash the week five blues Show sadness who's boss Resident guru and columnist MOLLY O'CONNOR wants to help you chill out, one Terry's chocolate orange at a time.
"09.11.2016 07:55:06" thetab.com BREAKING: Donald Trump is the next President of the United States Yes, really England: Nothing can be more embarrassing than Brexit.
America: Hold my beer.
"09.11.2016 00:20:31" thetab.com US ELECTION LIVEBLOG: Cambridge students react to end of the world Watch as Cambridge basks in the tears of the Founding Fathers Stuck in the library and need some entertainment? Why not follow THE APOCALYPSE?
"08.11.2016 21:27:32" thetab.com US ELECTION LIVEBLOG: Cambridge students react to end of the world Watch as Cambridge basks in the tears of the Founding Fathers Some people just like to blog and watch the world burn.
"08.11.2016 19:27:51" Cindies - Sloth ROBERT SHEARME talks to stressed-out Cantabs about Sloth, on Week 5's Forgive Me Father, For I've Cindiesed.
"08.11.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com Review: I Have Lost Myself An intriguing 45 minutes of theatre. JOE RICHARDS 'any fans of physical theatre would be well advised to get down to the Corpus Playroom'
"08.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com BREAKING: Ex-Cambridge student locked up for life over double murder He was found guilty of torturing and decapitating two women in Hong Kong According to the judge, the trial had had to “dredge into depths of depravity”.
"08.11.2016 15:17:00" Timeline Photos Cartoonist BEN BROWN is back
"08.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com An Open Letter to Lecturers How do you manage to be so clever, yet so boring? DAVID GROUNDS is sick of lecturers, and he wants everyone to know about it.
"08.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The best places to drink about the US election We're gonna need a lot of booze to get through this. The only way to get through this is alcohol. And lots of it.
"07.11.2016 19:58:14" thetab.com YES campaign force CUSU to campaign for class lists It'll be up to CUSU to make sure the opt-out happens #democracy
"07.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How (not) to be college married Spoiler: We've messed it up already Columnist PHOEBE GARGARO's college marriage began on a drunken night at Spoons. She's learnt a lot since.
"07.11.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: Week 5 Thespian joy for Week 5 gloom Because there's no better time to see a Tragedy than in Week 5.
"07.11.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com Taking your Best Bums photo: The Ultimate Guide Or, how many arse-related puns can I crack in one article? Everything you need to know to take an ass-tounding photo.
"06.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Caius to hold its first ever formal They're calling it 'formal-formal', since they have no other way of describing it No more turning up to Caius hall in pyjamas
"06.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com QUIZ: Should you join the Union? Aye or nay?! Still debating (Union pun) about membership? This should help.
"06.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com A recipe for the perfect winter soupervision Ready, Steady, Cook (then cry) ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT provides the perfect recipe for success.
"06.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Dropouts! This humorous show with Pembroke Cellars roots has not lost the sense of what originally gave the group so much charm. LEAH WILD rates Dropouts! as a 'welcome change from the standard fare' of Cambridge comedy
"05.11.2016 20:57:41" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. The RAG LOST scores are currently 9427 - 7585 to Oxford, with everything to play for as the competition reaches its climax.
"05.11.2016 17:18:58" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. Oxford is currently smashing Cambridge, with the scorecard 11390 points to our 4145.
With several hours left to go, hopefully we can turn the tables on Oxford. #GDBO
"05.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge things we'd throw on the bonfire Because, sometimes it can feel like everything's going up in flames Bonfire night? You can see flames going up in Cambridge all the time.
"05.11.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com BEST BUMS 2016 IS HERE: Do you have Cambridge's perkiest peach? Why not have a *crack* at it? Looking for something to do this weekend? Send in your submissions to: firstname.lastname@example.org
"05.11.2016 13:50:18" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. Cambridge has nearly FOUR TIMES Oxford's points with the current scorecard 2425-623
"05.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com The ultimate guide to college proposals Grab yourself a spouse before they run out Unlike real marriage, you only get to do this once.
"05.11.2016 12:08:32" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. Follow the action as 112 Cantabs try to make it back
"05.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com You're at Cambridge and you're not special anymore Embrace it. In Cambridge you're a small fish in a big pond. Columnist HOLLY SMITH is here to tell you how to own your mediocrity.
"05.11.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge sports teams tell off Trump They're calling time on 'locker-room talk' Make sports great again.
"04.11.2016 17:15:14" thetab.com Meet the top Unilever grads working with the world's most loved brands Two billion people use their products every day They get free on-site Ben & Jerry's
"04.11.2016 15:38:07" thetab.com Wearing sweatpants is admitting defeat Let's banish all 50 shades of grey tracksuit horrors Fashion Columnist MEG HONIGMANN has no patience for sweatpants. Event week 5 isn't an excuse.
"04.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com I'm afraid of homeless men - but that doesn't make me a bad person Being followed home and harassed make sympathy complicated. There are 152 registered rough sleepers in Cambridge
"04.11.2016 11:40:49" thetab.com REVIEW: E x i l e Exile has set itself a high challenge and rises to it in a way that you would be hard-pressed to see done so well again. HOPE MCNULTY: "E x i l e is something rare in Cambridge. A student-written play that is political without being self-righteous, academic but not pretentious, and moving but not disingenuous."
"04.11.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge students vote YES to keep class lists 55% of students want an easier opt-out system Class lists are here to stay, with an easier opt-out system.
"03.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Diphthong Miles Kekwick is impressed with a 'premier league' show MILES KEKWICK is impressed with the Footlights' performance in Diphthong
"03.11.2016 16:01:16" Tab Cribs Episode 2 JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES continue explore the highs and lows of Cambridge accommodation in Tab Cribs. This week: Peterhouse.
"03.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How to Survive Week 5 We don't need no 'reading week.' Trust us, you can make it out of Week Five alive.
"03.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Corbyn is not a saviour of the people He can be just as bad as everyone else EVE MAIR: 'They may wear their 'Up the Workers' T-Shirts, but they wear them underneath their Barbour jackets'
"03.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com WEEK FOUR NEWS ROUNDUP: Cats, Candlelit Vigils, and Caius Piercings Well, we can't deny it anymore: we are halfway through term, and still, no one knows what's going on. Disillusioned with democracy or fancy some friendly felines?
"03.11.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com I have problems with mental health and don't want to be told how to feel about class lists An open letter to the No Campaign Don't dictate what my response should be.
"02.11.2016 17:46:07" SHOULDA WOULDA KUDA Halloween JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES bring you a Halloween special of Shoulda Woulda Kuda
"02.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com How to bullshit your way through a job interview All of your failures are just character-building Grad schemes? More like Grads Scheming
"02.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Little Shop of Horrors Weird, Witty, Wacky and utterly Brilliant. DAN EDWARDS: "This is Cambridge theatre at its most eccentric best. What we are left with is something that leaves the entire audience buzzing with glee."
"02.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com A beginner's guide to impressing your home friends Or how to trick them into thinking Cambridge life is normal MOLLY O'CONNOR's home friends are visiting Cam this week. Will she convince them she's still a sane human being?
"02.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com The Tab is voting YES to keeping class lists You're arrogant to think anyone cares what you got Students who want to abolish class lists are arrogantly elevating the lived experiences of the few over the many's right to choose
"01.11.2016 18:26:34" orgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 4 - Pride Maybe Cantabs don't have much to be proud of.
ROBERT SHEARME asks them in Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 4
"01.11.2016 18:15:19" thetab.com Why we need European students now more than ever Yes, it's another Brexit problem There's more to them than being really, really good looking
"01.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com BEST BUMS 2016 IS HERE: Do you have Cambridge's perkiest peach? Why not have a *crack* at it? Get behind it
"01.11.2016 13:20:44" thetab.com Killer Clown barges into Cambridge formal dinner Students were threatened with a (plastic) machete Terrifying
"01.11.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com We need to talk about second year blues I miss my Fresher youth. It's soul-destroying tbh
"01.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com All the things you said you'd do at Cambridge but didn't How's that rowing career working out for you? Fresher columnist DAVID GROUNDS has already given up on the idyllic Cambridge life
"01.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com I already hate my degree Need I say more? The rest is history. Read, sleep, weep, repeat
"31.10.2016 18:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: King Lear Bleak, brutal, brilliant. HOPE MCNULTY: "King Lear is a dark and resonant portrayal of the nastier elements of human nature, and this production was especially impressive."
"31.10.2016 17:15:18" thetab.com Drop everything and go and eat all of this Cambridge based food Big-Ass Burrito anyone? For when you're not feeling formal
"31.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Cambridge Ghost Tours Or, Tab guide to fending off the bubonic plague Can't get enough of the Halloween spirit? We've got you covered.
"31.10.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com Stop taking the piss out of Kim Kardashian, it's misogynistic and disgusting We easily forget she's a real person, like we do with other women "It's time we got off our high horse and recognised that by joking about Kim, as if she is far removed from our kind of feminism, we're perpetuating the problem" says SAM ASHBRIDGE.
"31.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com THEATRE: WEEK 4 Week 4 brings with it musical foliage, exiled women, comical infant teeth and satirical Trump DAN EDWARDS with all of the thespian-treats you'll need to get you through Week 4.
"31.10.2016 13:15:26" thetab.com Imposter Syndrome? Here's why it doesn't matter I don't know about you, but I'll never be a blue. Now halfway through her first term, columnist PHOEBE GARGARO finds the only thing more scary than her Halloween bop costume is reflecting on the madness of the Bubble.
"31.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com The Tab's Alternative Prospectus Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. Pictured: formals, King's Chapel and Fitzbillies.
Not pictured: the impending sense of doom you get every time you come into contact with your supervisor.
"31.10.2016 11:13:00" Anyone want any ket? How to become a student drug lord
"30.10.2016 17:02:04" Footlights Diphthong JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES meet the Cambridge Footlights to discuss their new sketch show Diphthong
"30.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com I do not have my shit together This may be Cambridge but I don't think anyone else does either. DANI CUGINI does not have her shit together. But it's fine because neither does anybody else in Cambridge.
"30.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com A totally respectable guide to healthy drinking If you're gunna do it, do it right Is drowning of every cell in your body in Sainsbury's own brand vodka a terrifying thought? Think again.
"29.10.2016 17:33:24" Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 2 - Gluttony ROBERT SHEARME asks Cantabs about gluttony in Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 2
"29.10.2016 12:37:00" thetab.com Peterhouse votes to REMAIN in CUSU Pexit failed 61.6% voted to remain
"29.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com BEST BUMS 2016 IS HERE: Do you have Cambridge's perkiest peach? Why not have a *crack* at it? Have the squats paid off? Send your submissions to email@example.com
"29.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Halloween: How to dress up the right (scary) way Guys, it's a myth that you're meant to dress like a slut. A slutty nurse isn't scary
"29.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Surviving Your First Swap Much Cindies. So wine. Very curry. HOLLY SMITH: "Our swap was organised with Tit Hall but all the female Tit Ballers dropped out, so really it was less tit and more ballers."
"29.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Forget your "gap yah" judgements, here's why you should travel A grad's perspective on the merits of venturing beyond the bubble... No, we don't mean to the City
"28.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com So you're at Cambridge. The question is, are you the Second Coming? You've always wondered. Take our quiz. 100% science.
"28.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Winter is coming: why is Cambridge so bloody cold? UL-in-a-duvet chic right? Our Fashion Columnist and former VOGUE intern MEG HONIGMANN: "Everybody is entitled to my opinion."
"28.10.2016 11:12:00" thetab.com CLASS LISTS: Campaigns, comments, and NUS delegates For those of you who are riveted by the prospect of yet another referendum, here are all the juicy details/ rules for the upcoming battle over the class lists. Democracy. Yay.
"28.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com The petulant smugness of an alt-right troll: An interview with James Delingpole Ft. the "lunacy" of rape, Trump, and our snowflake generation "Young men are quite clumsy. Girls, sometimes they're not clear about the signals." *sigh*
"28.10.2016 08:17:00" thetab.com BREAKING: Emma PhD Student Killed in Iran Negar Miralaei, a 4th year PhD student in Computer Science, was reportedly killed in an accident The email from the Senior Tutor offered support to any students affected
"27.10.2016 17:17:49" thetab.com REVIEW: Yo Ho Ho – A 'Piraty' Improv Show Ahoy, readers! Are you ready to set sail towards an unexpected destination on an improvised route? It may have been made up on the spot, but the newsest Impronauts show succeeded in impressing THEODOR NICULA-GOLOVEI
"27.10.2016 17:17:01" thetab.com 150 sleeping rough in Cambridge: it's "far easier to ignore the problem than to address it" Why more people than ever are begging on Cambridge's streets The problem is huge in such a small city
"27.10.2016 17:15:22" thetab.com Win an all-inclusive house party for you and your mates They're going to pay for a sound system, lighting, decorations and the bar Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop no
"27.10.2016 16:05:36" Tab Cribs Episode 1 JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES explore some of Cambridge's shittiest accommodation in the first episode of Tab Cribs
"27.10.2016 15:17:02" thetab.com REVIEW: The Footlights Virgin Smoker 'They didn't make nearly as many virgin jokes as I was expecting' A strong start from the Footlights Virgin Smoker
"27.10.2016 14:24:17" thetab.com LAWN ATTACK: John's encourages vigilante justice for crows Night gathers, and now my watch begins. These crows ain't loyal
"27.10.2016 13:22:08" thetab.com Fuck Freshers' Flu Get up, come on, get down with the sickness It's shit
"27.10.2016 12:17:31" thetab.com Cambridge may be the country's gayest uni, but it's still not easy The wider world is a hard place EVE MAIR discusses how being gay at Cambridge is still difficult
"27.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com WEEK THREE NEWS ROUNDUP: Jilted Vegetarians, Cheese Cakes, and Closet Cromwellians For those of you who tune in for friendly birds, keep reading to find out if there's been any updates. Featuring not-so-fancy formals, cheesy times and angry grads
"27.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com What to do on Halloween Where to go on the one night of the year you're allowed to dress up and scare people half to death (unless you're a killer clown, in which case go away) Stuck for plans this weekend? The Tab brings you all the best Halloween events happening in Cambridge
"27.10.2016 08:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Teahouse Jing Huang is impressed by the ADC adaption of the Chinese classic JING HUANG thinks Teahouse 'fulfils its mission to introduce a Chinese classic to Cambridge audiences'
"26.10.2016 19:45:17" thetab.com It's now easier to get paid back by your mates One in eight uni houseshares argue because of money Don't tell me you've lost your card reader again Francesca
"26.10.2016 17:15:13" thetab.com Soap and Glory are giving free make-overs in a big pink bus Campus is about to get a whole lot more glamorous It's like Clueless, but in real life
"26.10.2016 15:19:54" thetab.com Which Bake Off contestant is your college? We can't all be Selasi Tune into Bake Off tonight, to see if Andrew can take home the crown for Cambridge.
"26.10.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Why we should all be disappointed by the end of Art History A-level Not just a subject for private-school girls "The stereotype of the pretty Sloane girl who's at uni solely to find a nice young man is definitely still present" says ARIANNA RABIN
"26.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Tim Farron speaks at Cambridge Union, talks Brexit and claims “Farage is into cheap lager" The Lib-Dem leader spoke to students about Brexit and a 'fact averse nationalist elite' JACK LEWY meets Tim Farron, talks Brexit, student-politicos taking themselves too seriously, and Jeremy Corbyn's taste in beer.
"25.10.2016 17:21:43" Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 3 Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda is back for Week 3. This time, JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES are asking about dreams
"25.10.2016 17:15:14" thetab.com Rowers to medics: meet the people making money riding with Deliveroo It's much better than bar work or dishwashing They can make up to £16/hour
"25.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Toxic Masculinity: a Disaffected Generation Masculinity is in crisis, but it's not what it seems #notallmen?
"25.10.2016 13:26:43" Tab Writers' Meeting Tab Writers' Meeting Come and meet the Editors of the Tab's different sections, including News, Features, and Opinion.
Find out more about how to get involved writing for Cambridge's most read student newspaper, over chilled-out drinks at The Maypole this Friday.
"25.10.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: This Week Week 3 coming at you with tea, pirates, and collapsing scenery. Get your dose of culture
"25.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Go the fuck to sleep You'll thank yourself in the morning. MOLLY O'CONNOR: Zzzzzz
"25.10.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com A fresher's view of Glitterbomb Spilling tea and throwing shade. The LGBT+ scene in Cambridge is a complex one, especially for the freshers being introduced to it
"25.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Clubbers of the Week: Week Two/Three No one is safe Were you featured? There's only one way to find out..
"24.10.2016 18:45:14" thetab.com Food you have to eat in Cambridge before you die Big-Ass Burrito anyone? We'll take the ribs with a side of everything else
"24.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Let's all have a rant about our lectures Another week, another annoyance for columnist PHOEBE GARGARO Typing too loudly? Taking up a whole bench? Dispensing freshers' flu to everyone else on your Tripos?
Not on columnist PHOEBE GARGARO's watch.
"23.10.2016 19:04:36" thetab.com Cambridge Blues bare all in RAG charity calendar Blue balls out for charity Get it for the scenery
"23.10.2016 15:18:19" thetab.com I can't be the only one who hates Cambridge stash It's a-stash-oningly bad Seriously, it's awful.
"23.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com CUCA doesn't know what Cuntry Living is and CULC thinks student politics is like House of Cards CUCA vs CULC: Interviews with Cambridge's student political societies Student politicians go head to head as The Tab interviews Cambridge University Conservative Association and Cambridge University Labour Club.
"23.10.2016 12:18:33" thetab.com Undercover: Science students We did science so you don't have to. Arts students infiltrate the science faculties to get a taste of the dark side
"23.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com The treacherous cycle from Girton to town An inside look into what the mystical journey really consists of ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT details the plight of the Girton cycle
"22.10.2016 17:46:51" thetab.com Custard Apples and Spherical Gluten: Exploring Mill Road PART 1 of The Tab's Alt-Guide to Cambridge (for those who are too eDgY for Stickybeaks) Sainsbury's Basics is so last year
"22.10.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com REVIEW: POSH POSH was legendary, smashing, and all the other words its characters use to effusively praise things. In short, it's a riot. "A worryingly apropos play featuring privilege, misogyny and entitlement," says LIA JOHANSEN-VILLANUEVA
"22.10.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com Everything I hate about the Sidgwick Site Read this even if you're a NatSci for a dose of Schadenfreude It's the eighth circle of hell
"21.10.2016 15:17:59" thetab.com PEXIT: Referendum to take place next week Let's talk about Sex (Clubs) The Peterhouse 'Sex' Club is to make the decision
"21.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Stop the Smoke Shaming Honestly, it's been too long Judgment free zone
"21.10.2016 12:17:02" thetab.com REVIEW: Have I Got to Mock the Buzzcocks Ja Vu: A Panel Show Sequel Dear the Buzzcocks team: us wretched perpetrators of scum and villainy are big fans. DANI CUGINI: "Unless you are maxed out on SSRIs or in a literal coma, you are not going to get through the evening without laughing yourself into some level of pain."
"21.10.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com The Cambridge Breakup Guide Whether it's three hours of passion in Cindies or two years worth of emotional pain, we've all had to do it. Here is the official guide to breaking up with someone in Cambridge. Crushing someone is (almost) never fun
"20.10.2016 17:51:23" thetab.com CUSU to hold referendum on Class Lists (sort of) Another day, another Referendum. More class list chaos
"20.10.2016 17:26:46" Should Woulda Kuda: Week 2 - Regret JOSH ELLIS asks Cantabs about their regrets in Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 2
"20.10.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com Review: Offending the Audience This deconstructed production is almost the non-play Cambridge needs. JOE RICHARDS thinks that this is the non-theatre experience Cambridge needs
"20.10.2016 15:17:39" thetab.com REVIEW: Cambridge Shorts An excellent night of Cambridge filmmaking Kickstarting the Cambridge film scene
"20.10.2016 14:44:31" thetab.com Union announces Israeli and Palestinian Ambassadors to speak this term Last time, there were protests Perhaps the termcard isn't so boring after all
"20.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com WEEK TWO NEWS ROUNDUP: Punitive Porters, Affectionate Avians, and Pembroke Food Week Two, you gave us all the flu, and we're all feeling quite blue, but here's all the news that you missed. LIA JOHANSEN-VILLANUEVA brings you all the news you don't need, but desperately want to know.
"20.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Missing the city Moving from a big city to Cambridge can be a culture shock Let's be real, Cambridge is not a city
"20.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com North/South divide? In Cambridge, Londoners are the really privileged ones So what tube line do you live on? Londoners, check your privilege.
"19.10.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com End the useless war on drugs Drugs prohibition has failed. Stop locking people up for possessing drugs Ex-MP JULIAN HUPPERT responds to our drug survey, where 70% of Cantabs wanted weed legalised
"19.10.2016 15:17:31" thetab.com REVIEW: Caravan This isn't your average caravan holiday A bit more dramatic than your traditional seaside holiday
"19.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Tinder in Cambridge: A Scientific Investigation It's going down, I'm getting Tinder Disappointing Freshers' Week? Find some Cantabae.
"19.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The right way to date in Cambridge How to find love in a hopeless place. Columnist MOLLY O'CONNOR is back with all the dating advice she definitely followed herself.
"18.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com TOXIC SPILL: Hazardous leak in the Chem department Hydrogen chloride gas filled the lab. Oops...
"18.10.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: This Week Let theatre cast a soft glow of enlightenment over a damp and dismal Week Two. Looking for a theatrical thrill this week? Look no further
"18.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com What Cambridge students wear: A fresher's interpretation Still clueless Do you prefer to rock black tie or mathmo chic? Or both?
"18.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Time-out for Tory toddlers Because Cambridge didn't already have enough Tories. A CUCA member recently compared the treatment of Tory students to the discrimination of the LGBT+ community. Nice.
"18.10.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com Are Cambridge students really as adult-like as we think they are? *Puts on top hat and monocle* Maturity is just an illusion
"17.10.2016 19:05:11" thetab.com Feminism compared to black slavery in anonymous misogynistic letter sent to all JCR Presidents It accuses women of using sex as a currency too. The letter blames female sexuality for the high glass ceiling, accuses feminism of being "paedophobic", and urges its reader to "speak patience to your c**k."
"17.10.2016 16:44:05" thetab.com Medwards student assaulted on Magdalene Bridge The assault happened in the early hours of this morning. This is not the only instance of student assaults this term
"17.10.2016 14:31:03" Tab Writers' Meeting, Week 3 Tab Writers' Meeting, Week 3 Come to our Weekly Writers' Meeting at The Maypole, this Friday at 6pm.
Meet the Tab Team, and talk about comissions for our different sections, and other ways you can get involved, all over chilled out drinks.
A list of our different sections, and who
"17.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com King's Soviet flag: If you want it, be honest about it Useful Idiots ain't what they used to be. LEWIS THOMAS argues that we can't justify flying a flag when we don't question what it stands for
"17.10.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com DRUG SURVEY: Cantabs who take drugs are more likely to get a first Yes, really. Check where your college ranks
"17.10.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com Everything I've learnt from living in a double room GET OUTTA OUR SWAMP When you share your room with a fellow Cantab, there's nowhere to hide.
"17.10.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com NUS leader condemned for 'outright racism' Some people never change Are we really surprised?
"17.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com A Week in Crisis: The First Essay Week Five Blues? More like Week Twos. It's 2am and your supervision essay is due in 7 hours? Columnist PHOEBE GARGARO knows the feeling.
"16.10.2016 16:56:47" Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 1 - Lust Tab TV's ROBERT SHEARME brings you Cantabs' best confessions about Lust in the first week of Forgive Me Father for I Have Cindiesed
"16.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com Re-freshing: back after intermission Reflecting upon re-doing Freshers' Week after returning post-intermitting, am I really older and wiser or still the same naive fresher as ever? BEN BAMBROUGH STIMSON talks returning to the joys of Cambridge Freshers' after intermitting
"16.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com How to get the most out of your gown A gown is for life, not just matriculation ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT tells you exactly how much you can get out of your £36.50
"15.10.2016 13:17:32" Trinity's Great Court Run
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"15.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: The Cambridge Greek Play 2016 Thank god we have Lysistrata to make up for Antigone OLIVER YEATES: "It's difficult to believe that both plays fall under the direction of the same person"
"15.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com How (not) to deal with FOMO at Cambridge Not to be melodramatic, but my life is a vortex of suffering Columnist HOLLY SMITH with freshers' flu-induced wisdom
"15.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge Coffee Guide The definitive guide to the best coffees in Cambridge, for any occasion. If you're edgy you go to Urban Shed
"15.10.2016 08:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge Guild releases Michaelmas term card to 'shake-up' the careers scene at Cambridge They're bringing Mars to Cambridge There's even a ball
"14.10.2016 16:09:44" Tab Writers' Meeting Tab Writers' Meeting Come along to the Maypole to meet the Tab Team!
Have chilled out drinks and discuss article ideas and commissions with our editors.
You can also find out how you can get involved in our different sections - such as News, Features, Theatre or Opinion Come along at 6 if you're keen to start writing for the most-read student paper in Cambridge - we're upstairs in the Maypole
"14.10.2016 16:07:01" thetab.com WEEK ONE NEWS ROUNDUP: Evacuations, Insensitive Queens' Dean, and Grindr We bring you the juiciest gossip from the first week back in the bridge When it comes to gossip, scandal, and outright weirdness, Cambridge doesn't disappoint.
"14.10.2016 14:17:04" thetab.com How to find a college spouse University is like a rom-com, only shitter. And weirder. Get those proposals in quickly...
"14.10.2016 12:17:05" thetab.com DRUG SURVEY: Cocaine found in John's bar, Law faculty and History faculty We had to test the answers Sniff.
"14.10.2016 10:17:15" thetab.com No one cares what you look like once Freshers' week is over Don't worry, Cantabs are too self-obsessed The Devil may wear Prada, but Cambridge students certainly don't
"14.10.2016 08:17:02" thetab.com REVIEW: The Last Five Years A musical in two directions. The emotional nuance of the play is matched by strong performances
"13.10.2016 16:54:04" Shoulda Woulda Kuda: Week 1 JOSH ELLIS asks Cantabs what their feelings are about Firsts
"13.10.2016 16:17:33" thetab.com REVIEW: Pinefish A hair-raising solo debut I'd be Keane to see at any point on my Callander, even around Christmas. Oh my god you can't just ask someone what a pinefish is
"13.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Jesus ordered to release it's cock It's HUGE Justice for cockerel
"13.10.2016 13:44:08" Tab Writers' Meeting Tab Writers' Meeting Come along to the Maypole to meet the Tab Team!
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