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"03.12.2016 13:14:49" thetab.com Cambridge Cafe MOO-TINIES over animal fat in new £5 note They have beef with it. They are not a-moo-sed.
"03.12.2016 11:17:44" thetab.com Which Christmas Song is Your College? Bad luck if you're at Ho-Ho-Homerton. Why not combine festive cheer with college stereotypes?
"02.12.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com In defence of being an outfit repeater 50 shades of black please Our fashion columnist MEG HONIGMANN wears black. Get over it.
"02.12.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge has given me an identity crisis Anyone else stuck in an identity limbo? Cantab identity is about "understanding how to function in a place where listening to Stormzy and Debussy in the same sitting is actively encouraged"
"01.12.2016 19:15:13" thetab.com What should you buy your uni BFF for Christmas? You're so welcome It's time to make up for all the times she carried you home
"01.12.2016 18:35:17" Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 8 - Christmas Special JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES get into the Bridgemas spirit in the final episode of Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda
"01.12.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Being gay in a Muslim family It's time to stop using religious tolerance to defend intolerance. 'Nobody should ever feel they have to hide who they are.'
"01.12.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com WEEK EIGHT NEWS ROUNDUP: Classy Classics, 50 Cent, and Christmas Adverts We made it! And, unfortunately for some, they also made the news. The final News Column is here to bring you festive cheer (and all the best gossip)
"01.12.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Looking after drunk students is shit - but that is not an excuse Drunk people are fundamentally irritating EVE MAIR 'There has to be more dialogue between students and clubs or bouncers in order to develop a relationship of trust'
"30.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com Review: Joseph K Knows where it's going, but hasn't got there yet. It's a funny performance and an enjoyable evening, but one that didn't always fulfil its potential, says JOE RICHARDS
"30.11.2016 14:23:00" thetab.com REVEALED: Cambridge's Best Bum You voted in your thousands, but who cracked it to the top spot? The winner was first cl-ass
"30.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to make the most of the Christmas holiday We can see the light at the end of the tunnel MOLLY O'CONNOR tells you how to fill your Christmas vacation without the distraction of supervisors constantly tearing apart your fragile sense of self-worth
"29.11.2016 17:15:17" thetab.com Meet the accountants with more interesting lives than you What have you done with your day? One has legit sailed around the world
"29.11.2016 14:32:00" Timeline Photos SPOTTED: Cantabs can't believe Prince Charles is on King's Parade
"29.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge Rag runs Winter Homelessness Appeal And they need your help Help the homeless stay warm.
"29.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to spend the week before the Christmas holidays 'Tis the season to be under crippling levels of stress It's less than one month until Christmas. DAVID GROUNDS thinks we should decorate, drink and despair.
"28.11.2016 18:10:10" Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 7 - Privilege JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES check Cambridge's privilege in the penultimate Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda
"28.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Everything wrong with Cambridge Gyp Rooms GBBO? More like GTFO. Honestly the most stressful part of the Cambridge experience.
"28.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com A Bridgemas Carol Doing Dickens the Cambridge way Bah Humbug indeed.
"27.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com The Best Budget Gifts for Bridgemas It's not about the money, money, money (or thoughtfulness) Columnist ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT is the gift that keeps on giving
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"26.11.2016 19:42:53" thetab.com REVIEW: Footlights Panto 2016: Rumpelstiltskin Just the way to round off your term. "A bold marriage of festive charm and Cambridge eccentricity" says DAN EDWARDS
"26.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Panic at the Disco, quite literally Anxiety: Advice from a fellow sufferer We need to listen to our bodies.
"26.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Why nobody is going to be cool on the Varsity Ski Trip High altitude = high expectations HOLLY SMITH: The 'who are you sitting next to' fight of Year 9 will rear its ugly head once again.
"25.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Right Place Wrong Time The Corpus Playroom turns into a time machine TEODOR NICULA-GOLOVEI was highly impressed by this talented cast.
"25.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Apply NOW to be a Tab Section Editor The Tab Mafia is opening its ranks Do it.
"25.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Four Cantabs are cycling across South America to save the world The Tab meets Water Wheels Bringing a bit of good to the world
"24.11.2016 20:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Antony ϟ Cleopatra A dramatically confident production let down by stuttering pace. Lust, rebellion and the politics of power play out on an 80s stage.
"24.11.2016 19:17:01" thetab.com WEEK SEVEN NEWS ROUNDUP: Theft, Elections, and Dirty Work The end is nigh! Week Seven has passed, and we are all crawling to the finish line, for better or worse. Anger at John's bins, Trump at Magdalene, Week 7 has us spiralling to despair
"24.11.2016 18:15:14" thetab.com Research shows you lose £50 a month to flaky friends not paying you back Now there's an app to help They're costing you your Cindies shots
"24.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com The bitchiest lines from Milo Yiannopoulos' Tab reviews Are you that surprised he got his start at The Tab? Make Tab Great Again
"24.11.2016 14:31:32" thetab.com EXPOSED: Cambridge Charity Fashion Show funds ILLEGAL charity The committee checked their Instagram followers, not their finances. Right foot, left foot, solicit donations illegally - oh, wait...
"24.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com DRINKS SPIKED: 13% of Cambridge students claim to have been drugged on a night out “It was a really stupid mistake but I suppose because I feel so safe in Cambridge I didn't really expect to be roofied on a student night” 49 individuals in the survey who confessed to having spiked someones drink, with one individual claiming “she enjoyed it.”
"23.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: M. Butterfly A powerful and creative performance M Butterfly "Opens many doors into new areas of thought for the audience and encourages a contemplation of society and Western ideals" says SOPHIE BECKER
"23.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Everything wrong with Christmas in Cambridge Bah humbug Christmas cheer? SHONA WEBB thinks otherwise
"23.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com A freshers' guide to library etiquette Or how not to get shot by angry finalists Columnist MOLLY O'CONNOR takes on the loud fresher in the library making an obnoxious PDA.
"23.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Apply NOW to be a Tab Section Editor The Tab Mafia is opening its ranks Amazing stash, BNOC fame, CV points and the best gossip in town. What's not to like?
"22.11.2016 19:47:00" thetab.com Holocaust denier David Irving to visit Cambridge "There were no gas chambers in Auschwitz. There have been only mock-ups built by the Poles in the years after the war." - David Irving He has claimed that Auschwitz is a phoney “Disney-style” “tourist-site”
"22.11.2016 18:40:39" Forgive Me Father for I Have Cindiesed: Week 7 - Wrath By Week 7 there's a lot of wrath in Cambridge, as ROBERT SHEARME discovers
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"22.11.2016 18:15:13" thetab.com One in eight uni houses fall out over money One in eight houses fall out because of it Don't worry though, you'll still do Christmas together
"22.11.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com The Freshers' 15: Why we're all getting fat Maybe it's all those cheesy chips from Van of Life DAVID GROUNDS on Freshers' 15. Heavy stuff.
"21.11.2016 18:15:16" thetab.com Spotify have ranked every university by their music taste They analysed millions of streams And of course Cambridge is top for classical
"21.11.2016 17:30:36" thetab.com Tit Hall student burnt in fryer fire It seems their chips were a bit overcooked. Neither an ambulance nor the fire brigade were called.
"21.11.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: Week 7 Bridgemas is coming, and here's your cultural advent calendar Bridgemas wouldn't be the same without a pantomime. HOPE MCNULTY with all the Thesp treats you'll need for Week 7
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"21.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Are you too Cambridge for Cambridge? Probably Your home friends probably hate you
"21.11.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com The Best of Overheard at Cambridge Because we definitely haven't heard enough ridiculous stuff in the last few weeks. What makes the Bubble? A load of hot air.
"20.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com The Meme Cult of Donald Trump How Trump memed himself to power 'The politics of personality should never be underestimated' says JACK BOLTON
"20.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The Cambridge Guide to Anger Management Cambridge alumni Stephen Hawking once said, 'People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.' If you're angry and you know it clap your hands
"19.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Bed Dreamy for the most part, hazy in places 'Bed can be a bit of a haze, probably made all the more so at 11pm in Week 7.'
"19.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Why I'm obsessed with wandering around Cambridge Probably yet another form of procrastination Drag unsuspecting friends on walks and they'll thank you, says MEG HONIGMANN
"19.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com An absolutely failsafe guide to budgeting at Cambridge A person who knows nothing about economics teaches you about economics Columnist HOLLY SMITH shows you how, according to the four macroeconomic objectives, you should manage your dolla
"19.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Best brunch spots in Cambridge Bill's equals basic now. Try harder. Anything avocado, amirite?
"18.11.2016 19:15:12" thetab.com Inside the biggest house parties from across the country this term They even had their own Snapchat filter Bet you wish you were there
"18.11.2016 18:14:55" Forgive Me Father for I Have Cindiesed: Week 6 - Greed ROBERT SHEARME finds out how greedy Cambridge students are
"18.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Ubu Roi Glitter, nudity, drag and a revolving shopping trolly. Brace yourself. Ubu Roi is 'an ambitious project which has paid off brilliantly' but not for the faint hearted
"18.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Corpus votes to remain disaffiliated from CUSU Is anyone else getting sick of all these referendums? Cexit means Cexit, and we know what that means
"18.11.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com CUSU cock up: NUS award entry filled with lies As if nominating yourself for an award isn't sad enough They said they got rid of class lists
"18.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Guide to handling (avoiding) your fear of spiders Doing your laundry isn't the most terrible thing about living alone At least we don't live in Australia
"18.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Everyone at Cambridge is a fucking gossip And you are, too. It's not like we're all adults now or anything
"17.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com CHARITY THEFT: £700 stolen from RAG office Three "charity boxes" were stolen. Police are looking for witnesses
"17.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com It's time to end archaic practices of Drinking Societies The port and privilege culture has gone too far. 'This toxic culture of an elitist social validation has gone too far.'
"17.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com The best Bridgemas Secret Santa gifts Stuck on what to get your new friends? We've got you covered. The Bridgemas bells are jing- jing- jingling
"17.11.2016 14:12:36" thetab.com CHARITY THEFT: £700 stolen from RAG office Three "charity boxes" were stolen. Police are currently looking for witnesses to provide information
"17.11.2016 12:40:00" thetab.com Famous artist DEFACES painting with 'Hilter moustache' at Jesus College dinner Call the college dean He got out his Sharpie after "more than ten glasses of wine"
"17.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Does Cambridge have a drinking problem? According to Government statistics, more than 1.4 million people are dependent on alcohol in the UK. Many students in Cambridge have a scary relationship with alcohol, says EVE MAIR
"17.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com WEEK SIX NEWS ROUNDUP: Blitz Spirit, Fresher Fines, and Arty Access Real news is depressing, as we all we learned last week. Here's some barely real news instead. Featuring overly keen freshers, shots, and food-hogging porters.
"16.11.2016 21:09:14" thetab.com Cambridge ranked the top University in the UK for employability In other news water is wet Are we surprised ?
"16.11.2016 20:17:00" thetab.com SEXIT: Selwyn votes to remain in CUSU Brexit means Brexit, But Sexit doesn't mean Sexit. An example of the remain campaign actually being successful
"16.11.2016 18:17:00" SWK Power JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES are back with Shoulda Woulda Kuda. This week: Power.
"16.11.2016 17:50:12" thetab.com Queens' May Ball 2017 Theme Revealed It's something to do with travel. Let the hype for next year's May Week commence...
"16.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Britannia Waves The Rules Esmé O'Keeffe reports on a moving, if slightly unpolished, performance. "A highly moving account of a young working class boy's struggle to find a purpose in life" says ESMÉ O'KEEFFE
"16.11.2016 16:17:02" thetab.com I regret screwing up someone's long distance relationship Don't be that guy. That guy, on being on the worst side of a bad break-up Relationships move too fast in the Bubble, and people get hurt
"16.11.2016 14:17:00" Timeline Photos Cantabs leave messages of love outside of Sidgwick following the election of Donald Trump.
"16.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com The Pains of Being a (Cambridge) Wallflower Who needs social skills anyway? Healthy social relationships? Let's all just get drunk and go to Cindies.
"16.11.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com Teen hackerman attacks Cambridge library website Fear the CompScis 'I was just showing off to my mates'
"16.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to ditch the weirdo you regret making friends with in Freshers' Week We all have that one 'friend' You'll be besties for life if you don't cut them out before Christmas
"15.11.2016 19:15:17" thetab.com Exams to exfoliaters: How to make it as a big name beauty blogger at uni #followfriday She's attended events for massive brands like The Body Shop and Lush
"15.11.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com How to pretend you're not posh at Cambridge Much satire, very commentary. Columnist DAVID GROUNDS: "We could just stop judging people based on their class and upbringing, but who has time for that?"
"15.11.2016 10:17:54" thetab.com VOTE NOW: Cambridge's Best Bums 2016 You decide who topped last year. Make sure you cast your vote at the bottom of the article. It's finally here
"14.11.2016 19:28:05" thetab.com EXCLUSIVE: Fitzwilliam Winter Ball headliners revealed There'll be something for everyone on the night They'll perform at the 1920s murder mystery themed ball
"14.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com THEATRE: Week 6 It's Freshers Week all over again. It's fresher play season, and the budding thesps of tomorrow are ready to entertain you
"14.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com How I underestimated week five They don't call them the blues for nothing Never underestimate the Week 5 blues.
"13.11.2016 18:32:35" Cambridge Reacts to the U.S. Election Result JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES find out how Cantabs feel about President-Elect Trump
"13.11.2016 15:41:19" thetab.com Queens' drinking society holds initiations outside church on Remembrance Sunday Lest they forgot. Poor timing.
"13.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com The Israeli Ambassador is a terrifying, ruthless professional The world's best answerer of charged questions spoke engagingly for ten minutes without saying anything. JAMES HAMILTON interviews Israeli Ambassador Mark Ragev, the world's 'best answerer of charged questions'
"13.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Horsing Around: Pony rescued from the Cam A story like this can really stirrup some emotions The end was neigh, but it was saved by firefighters
"13.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com An open letter to the creators of the Facebook messenger thumb I declare a thumb war (upon Mark Zuckerberg) ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT discusses one of the most important and terrible events of 2016: the advent of the Facebook thumb.
"12.11.2016 19:18:08" thetab.com SEXIT: Referendum on CUSU membership to be held at Selwyn 'Sexit' just doesn't have the same oomph as 'Pexit' Democracy is very quickly becoming Cambridge's favourite word
"12.11.2016 18:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Are You Sitting Comfortably? HOPE MCNULTY went to see Roald Dahl's anthologies brought to life at Corpus It's the darker side of Roald Dahl, but it feels uncomfortable for the wrong reasons, says HOPE MCNULTY
"12.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Duchess of Malfi Gorgeous acting, gorgeous colours, everything was beautiful. "The set and lighting and costumes were so gorgeous it was like a visual bakery. It's rare to see something where there's so much beauty in a stage" says LEAH WILD
"12.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How to navigate Cambridge's buffet of men Pass the salt There are plenty more (disappointing) fish in the sea
"12.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Escaping the Cambridge Bubble Some things that my weary body is looking forward to Fresher columnist HOLLY SMITH wants to remember what it's like to be human
"12.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Come on, liberals. We fucked up with Trump. It's raining statuses - after a drought of support for the alternative. "President Trump is what happens when we say, pompously, like we're above it all, that Clinton is the 'lesser of two evils'."
"11.11.2016 18:15:20" thetab.com How to throw a banging house party in Cambridge without lifting a finger And here's how you could win one All you need is a house
"11.11.2016 17:17:18" thetab.com REVIEW: Comedy Weakly Rory Sachs thought Comedy Weakly's fast-paced hour of one-liners and surreal stereotypes will fit in with the Late-Show crowd. A Late Show with fast-paced action and crowd pleasing one-liners, Comedy Weakly will be sure to please fans of Radio Four, says RORY SACHS
"11.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge is making me hate my subject A strictly arts student experience Columnist EVE MAIR: As you open the library book, you are hit by the smell of the tears of thousands of other poor old students, who have had to endure the same pain.
"11.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge University rugby teams visit disability charity before Varsity showdown How much good have you done in the world? Nice to see some good in the world
"11.11.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com Private vs state school - Cambridge's most irrelevant battle? Nobody cares, we're all at Cambridge now Tell me more about how you went to Eton.
"11.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Here are the most pretentious lines from successful Cambridge personal statements "Are we pre-disposed to sin?" Yes, yes we are. "I grew addicted to the warm ball of happiness that would grow in my stomach as I ended my proof with a QED, marking it complete; signing my piece of art.”
"10.11.2016 18:32:00" Tab Cribs - Episode 3 On this week's Tab Cribs, JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES venture into the eye-opening accommodation of Clare College.
"10.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge University Women's Boat Club Excel at Team GB Trials People who spend their lives rowing turn out to be pretty good at it Row, row, row your boat...
"10.11.2016 13:58:46" thetab.com UBER is launching in Cambridge TODAY Girton students have been seen celebrating in the streets. It's about to become a whole lot easier to get home from Cindies at 2am
"10.11.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Post-Week 5: How to survive the rest of term Here's how to look like you have your shit together Term ain't over yet
"10.11.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com What to wear in a post-Trump world It's bigger, greater and more deplorable than ever before You can thank us from your nuclear bunker.
"09.11.2016 18:25:51" thetab.com Cambridge Reacts to the U.S. Election Result Well done America, you had one job. Featuring college emails, faculty treats, student voices, the University's Twitter and a rather unfortunate Trinity Library photo...
"09.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com DEAR SON: Anti-Immigration letter sent to JCRs "Dad" is back. The third in the series of obscure letters has arrived
"09.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How dateable is your college? Plenty of fish in the... pool Colleges He may be a math-mo but he does have a Trinity May Ball ticket
"09.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com The freedom that is life in a second year house Big Brother can't reach me here. For now. The grass is greener on the other side (of your college's walls)
"09.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com How to smash the week five blues Show sadness who's boss Resident guru and columnist MOLLY O'CONNOR wants to help you chill out, one Terry's chocolate orange at a time.
"09.11.2016 07:55:06" thetab.com BREAKING: Donald Trump is the next President of the United States Yes, really England: Nothing can be more embarrassing than Brexit.
America: Hold my beer.
"09.11.2016 00:20:31" thetab.com US ELECTION LIVEBLOG: Cambridge students react to end of the world Watch as Cambridge basks in the tears of the Founding Fathers Stuck in the library and need some entertainment? Why not follow THE APOCALYPSE?
"08.11.2016 21:27:32" thetab.com US ELECTION LIVEBLOG: Cambridge students react to end of the world Watch as Cambridge basks in the tears of the Founding Fathers Some people just like to blog and watch the world burn.
"08.11.2016 19:27:51" Cindies - Sloth ROBERT SHEARME talks to stressed-out Cantabs about Sloth, on Week 5's Forgive Me Father, For I've Cindiesed.
"08.11.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com Review: I Have Lost Myself An intriguing 45 minutes of theatre. JOE RICHARDS 'any fans of physical theatre would be well advised to get down to the Corpus Playroom'
"08.11.2016 15:17:00" Timeline Photos Cartoonist BEN BROWN is back
"08.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com BREAKING: Ex-Cambridge student locked up for life over double murder He was found guilty of torturing and decapitating two women in Hong Kong According to the judge, the trial had had to “dredge into depths of depravity”.
"08.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com An Open Letter to Lecturers How do you manage to be so clever, yet so boring? DAVID GROUNDS is sick of lecturers, and he wants everyone to know about it.
"08.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The best places to drink about the US election We're gonna need a lot of booze to get through this. The only way to get through this is alcohol. And lots of it.
"07.11.2016 19:58:14" thetab.com YES campaign force CUSU to campaign for class lists It'll be up to CUSU to make sure the opt-out happens #democracy
"07.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How (not) to be college married Spoiler: We've messed it up already Columnist PHOEBE GARGARO's college marriage began on a drunken night at Spoons. She's learnt a lot since.
"07.11.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: Week 5 Thespian joy for Week 5 gloom Because there's no better time to see a Tragedy than in Week 5.
"07.11.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com Taking your Best Bums photo: The Ultimate Guide Or, how many arse-related puns can I crack in one article? Everything you need to know to take an ass-tounding photo.
"06.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Caius to hold its first ever formal They're calling it 'formal-formal', since they have no other way of describing it No more turning up to Caius hall in pyjamas
"06.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com QUIZ: Should you join the Union? Aye or nay?! Still debating (Union pun) about membership? This should help.
"06.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com A recipe for the perfect winter soupervision Ready, Steady, Cook (then cry) ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT provides the perfect recipe for success.
"06.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Dropouts! This humorous show with Pembroke Cellars roots has not lost the sense of what originally gave the group so much charm. LEAH WILD rates Dropouts! as a 'welcome change from the standard fare' of Cambridge comedy
"05.11.2016 20:57:41" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. The RAG LOST scores are currently 9427 - 7585 to Oxford, with everything to play for as the competition reaches its climax.
"05.11.2016 17:18:58" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. Oxford is currently smashing Cambridge, with the scorecard 11390 points to our 4145.
With several hours left to go, hopefully we can turn the tables on Oxford. #GDBO
"05.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge things we'd throw on the bonfire Because, sometimes it can feel like everything's going up in flames Bonfire night? You can see flames going up in Cambridge all the time.
"05.11.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com BEST BUMS 2016 IS HERE: Do you have Cambridge's perkiest peach? Why not have a *crack* at it? Looking for something to do this weekend? Send in your submissions to: email@example.com
"05.11.2016 13:50:18" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. Cambridge has nearly FOUR TIMES Oxford's points with the current scorecard 2425-623
"05.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com The ultimate guide to college proposals Grab yourself a spouse before they run out Unlike real marriage, you only get to do this once.
"05.11.2016 12:08:32" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: RAG LOST 2016 Keep up with all the action as stranded Cantabs compete against The Other Place to make it back first. Follow the action as 112 Cantabs try to make it back
"05.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com You're at Cambridge and you're not special anymore Embrace it. In Cambridge you're a small fish in a big pond. Columnist HOLLY SMITH is here to tell you how to own your mediocrity.
"05.11.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge sports teams tell off Trump They're calling time on 'locker-room talk' Make sports great again.
"04.11.2016 17:15:14" thetab.com Meet the top Unilever grads working with the world's most loved brands Two billion people use their products every day They get free on-site Ben & Jerry's
"04.11.2016 15:38:07" thetab.com Wearing sweatpants is admitting defeat Let's banish all 50 shades of grey tracksuit horrors Fashion Columnist MEG HONIGMANN has no patience for sweatpants. Event week 5 isn't an excuse.
"04.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com I'm afraid of homeless men - but that doesn't make me a bad person Being followed home and harassed make sympathy complicated. There are 152 registered rough sleepers in Cambridge
"04.11.2016 11:40:49" thetab.com REVIEW: E x i l e Exile has set itself a high challenge and rises to it in a way that you would be hard-pressed to see done so well again. HOPE MCNULTY: "E x i l e is something rare in Cambridge. A student-written play that is political without being self-righteous, academic but not pretentious, and moving but not disingenuous."
"04.11.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge students vote YES to keep class lists 55% of students want an easier opt-out system Class lists are here to stay, with an easier opt-out system.
"03.11.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Diphthong Miles Kekwick is impressed with a 'premier league' show MILES KEKWICK is impressed with the Footlights' performance in Diphthong
"03.11.2016 16:01:16" Tab Cribs Episode 2 JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES continue explore the highs and lows of Cambridge accommodation in Tab Cribs. This week: Peterhouse.
"03.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com How to Survive Week 5 We don't need no 'reading week.' Trust us, you can make it out of Week Five alive.
"03.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Corbyn is not a saviour of the people He can be just as bad as everyone else EVE MAIR: 'They may wear their 'Up the Workers' T-Shirts, but they wear them underneath their Barbour jackets'
"03.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com WEEK FOUR NEWS ROUNDUP: Cats, Candlelit Vigils, and Caius Piercings Well, we can't deny it anymore: we are halfway through term, and still, no one knows what's going on. Disillusioned with democracy or fancy some friendly felines?
"03.11.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com I have problems with mental health and don't want to be told how to feel about class lists An open letter to the No Campaign Don't dictate what my response should be.
"02.11.2016 17:46:07" SHOULDA WOULDA KUDA Halloween JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES bring you a Halloween special of Shoulda Woulda Kuda
"02.11.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com How to bullshit your way through a job interview All of your failures are just character-building Grad schemes? More like Grads Scheming
"02.11.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Little Shop of Horrors Weird, Witty, Wacky and utterly Brilliant. DAN EDWARDS: "This is Cambridge theatre at its most eccentric best. What we are left with is something that leaves the entire audience buzzing with glee."
"02.11.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com A beginner's guide to impressing your home friends Or how to trick them into thinking Cambridge life is normal MOLLY O'CONNOR's home friends are visiting Cam this week. Will she convince them she's still a sane human being?
"02.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com The Tab is voting YES to keeping class lists You're arrogant to think anyone cares what you got Students who want to abolish class lists are arrogantly elevating the lived experiences of the few over the many's right to choose
"01.11.2016 18:26:34" orgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 4 - Pride Maybe Cantabs don't have much to be proud of.
ROBERT SHEARME asks them in Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 4
"01.11.2016 18:15:19" thetab.com Why we need European students now more than ever Yes, it's another Brexit problem There's more to them than being really, really good looking
"01.11.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com BEST BUMS 2016 IS HERE: Do you have Cambridge's perkiest peach? Why not have a *crack* at it? Get behind it
"01.11.2016 13:20:44" thetab.com Killer Clown barges into Cambridge formal dinner Students were threatened with a (plastic) machete Terrifying
"01.11.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com We need to talk about second year blues I miss my Fresher youth. It's soul-destroying tbh
"01.11.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com All the things you said you'd do at Cambridge but didn't How's that rowing career working out for you? Fresher columnist DAVID GROUNDS has already given up on the idyllic Cambridge life
"01.11.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com I already hate my degree Need I say more? The rest is history. Read, sleep, weep, repeat
"31.10.2016 18:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: King Lear Bleak, brutal, brilliant. HOPE MCNULTY: "King Lear is a dark and resonant portrayal of the nastier elements of human nature, and this production was especially impressive."
"31.10.2016 17:15:18" thetab.com Drop everything and go and eat all of this Cambridge based food Big-Ass Burrito anyone? For when you're not feeling formal
"31.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Cambridge Ghost Tours Or, Tab guide to fending off the bubonic plague Can't get enough of the Halloween spirit? We've got you covered.
"31.10.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com Stop taking the piss out of Kim Kardashian, it's misogynistic and disgusting We easily forget she's a real person, like we do with other women "It's time we got off our high horse and recognised that by joking about Kim, as if she is far removed from our kind of feminism, we're perpetuating the problem" says SAM ASHBRIDGE.
"31.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com THEATRE: WEEK 4 Week 4 brings with it musical foliage, exiled women, comical infant teeth and satirical Trump DAN EDWARDS with all of the thespian-treats you'll need to get you through Week 4.
"31.10.2016 13:15:26" thetab.com Imposter Syndrome? Here's why it doesn't matter I don't know about you, but I'll never be a blue. Now halfway through her first term, columnist PHOEBE GARGARO finds the only thing more scary than her Halloween bop costume is reflecting on the madness of the Bubble.
"31.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com The Tab's Alternative Prospectus Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. Pictured: formals, King's Chapel and Fitzbillies.
Not pictured: the impending sense of doom you get every time you come into contact with your supervisor.
"31.10.2016 11:13:00" Anyone want any ket? How to become a student drug lord
"30.10.2016 17:02:04" Footlights Diphthong JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES meet the Cambridge Footlights to discuss their new sketch show Diphthong
"30.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com I do not have my shit together This may be Cambridge but I don't think anyone else does either. DANI CUGINI does not have her shit together. But it's fine because neither does anybody else in Cambridge.
"30.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com A totally respectable guide to healthy drinking If you're gunna do it, do it right Is drowning of every cell in your body in Sainsbury's own brand vodka a terrifying thought? Think again.
"29.10.2016 17:33:24" Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 2 - Gluttony ROBERT SHEARME asks Cantabs about gluttony in Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 2
"29.10.2016 12:37:00" thetab.com Peterhouse votes to REMAIN in CUSU Pexit failed 61.6% voted to remain
"29.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com BEST BUMS 2016 IS HERE: Do you have Cambridge's perkiest peach? Why not have a *crack* at it? Have the squats paid off? Send your submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org
"29.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Halloween: How to dress up the right (scary) way Guys, it's a myth that you're meant to dress like a slut. A slutty nurse isn't scary
"29.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Surviving Your First Swap Much Cindies. So wine. Very curry. HOLLY SMITH: "Our swap was organised with Tit Hall but all the female Tit Ballers dropped out, so really it was less tit and more ballers."
"29.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Forget your "gap yah" judgements, here's why you should travel A grad's perspective on the merits of venturing beyond the bubble... No, we don't mean to the City
"28.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com So you're at Cambridge. The question is, are you the Second Coming? You've always wondered. Take our quiz. 100% science.
"28.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Winter is coming: why is Cambridge so bloody cold? UL-in-a-duvet chic right? Our Fashion Columnist and former VOGUE intern MEG HONIGMANN: "Everybody is entitled to my opinion."
"28.10.2016 11:12:00" thetab.com CLASS LISTS: Campaigns, comments, and NUS delegates For those of you who are riveted by the prospect of yet another referendum, here are all the juicy details/ rules for the upcoming battle over the class lists. Democracy. Yay.
"28.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com The petulant smugness of an alt-right troll: An interview with James Delingpole Ft. the "lunacy" of rape, Trump, and our snowflake generation "Young men are quite clumsy. Girls, sometimes they're not clear about the signals." *sigh*
"28.10.2016 08:17:00" thetab.com BREAKING: Emma PhD Student Killed in Iran Negar Miralaei, a 4th year PhD student in Computer Science, was reportedly killed in an accident The email from the Senior Tutor offered support to any students affected
"27.10.2016 17:17:49" thetab.com REVIEW: Yo Ho Ho – A 'Piraty' Improv Show Ahoy, readers! Are you ready to set sail towards an unexpected destination on an improvised route? It may have been made up on the spot, but the newsest Impronauts show succeeded in impressing THEODOR NICULA-GOLOVEI
"27.10.2016 17:17:01" thetab.com 150 sleeping rough in Cambridge: it's "far easier to ignore the problem than to address it" Why more people than ever are begging on Cambridge's streets The problem is huge in such a small city
"27.10.2016 17:15:22" thetab.com Win an all-inclusive house party for you and your mates They're going to pay for a sound system, lighting, decorations and the bar Tick-tock on the clock, but the party don't stop no
"27.10.2016 16:05:36" Tab Cribs Episode 1 JACK LEWY and JONAH SURKES explore some of Cambridge's shittiest accommodation in the first episode of Tab Cribs
"27.10.2016 15:17:02" thetab.com REVIEW: The Footlights Virgin Smoker 'They didn't make nearly as many virgin jokes as I was expecting' A strong start from the Footlights Virgin Smoker
"27.10.2016 14:24:17" thetab.com LAWN ATTACK: John's encourages vigilante justice for crows Night gathers, and now my watch begins. These crows ain't loyal
"27.10.2016 13:22:08" thetab.com Fuck Freshers' Flu Get up, come on, get down with the sickness It's shit
"27.10.2016 12:17:31" thetab.com Cambridge may be the country's gayest uni, but it's still not easy The wider world is a hard place EVE MAIR discusses how being gay at Cambridge is still difficult
"27.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com WEEK THREE NEWS ROUNDUP: Jilted Vegetarians, Cheese Cakes, and Closet Cromwellians For those of you who tune in for friendly birds, keep reading to find out if there's been any updates. Featuring not-so-fancy formals, cheesy times and angry grads
"27.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com What to do on Halloween Where to go on the one night of the year you're allowed to dress up and scare people half to death (unless you're a killer clown, in which case go away) Stuck for plans this weekend? The Tab brings you all the best Halloween events happening in Cambridge
"27.10.2016 08:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Teahouse Jing Huang is impressed by the ADC adaption of the Chinese classic JING HUANG thinks Teahouse 'fulfils its mission to introduce a Chinese classic to Cambridge audiences'
"26.10.2016 19:45:17" thetab.com It's now easier to get paid back by your mates One in eight uni houseshares argue because of money Don't tell me you've lost your card reader again Francesca
"26.10.2016 17:15:13" thetab.com Soap and Glory are giving free make-overs in a big pink bus Campus is about to get a whole lot more glamorous It's like Clueless, but in real life
"26.10.2016 15:19:54" thetab.com Which Bake Off contestant is your college? We can't all be Selasi Tune into Bake Off tonight, to see if Andrew can take home the crown for Cambridge.
"26.10.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Why we should all be disappointed by the end of Art History A-level Not just a subject for private-school girls "The stereotype of the pretty Sloane girl who's at uni solely to find a nice young man is definitely still present" says ARIANNA RABIN
"26.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Tim Farron speaks at Cambridge Union, talks Brexit and claims “Farage is into cheap lager" The Lib-Dem leader spoke to students about Brexit and a 'fact averse nationalist elite' JACK LEWY meets Tim Farron, talks Brexit, student-politicos taking themselves too seriously, and Jeremy Corbyn's taste in beer.
"25.10.2016 17:21:43" Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 3 Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda is back for Week 3. This time, JOSH ELLIS and JONAH SURKES are asking about dreams
"25.10.2016 17:15:14" thetab.com Rowers to medics: meet the people making money riding with Deliveroo It's much better than bar work or dishwashing They can make up to £16/hour
"25.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Toxic Masculinity: a Disaffected Generation Masculinity is in crisis, but it's not what it seems #notallmen?
"25.10.2016 13:26:43" Tab Writers' Meeting Tab Writers' Meeting Come and meet the Editors of the Tab's different sections, including News, Features, and Opinion.
Find out more about how to get involved writing for Cambridge's most read student newspaper, over chilled-out drinks at The Maypole this Friday.
"25.10.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: This Week Week 3 coming at you with tea, pirates, and collapsing scenery. Get your dose of culture
"25.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Go the fuck to sleep You'll thank yourself in the morning. MOLLY O'CONNOR: Zzzzzz
"25.10.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com A fresher's view of Glitterbomb Spilling tea and throwing shade. The LGBT+ scene in Cambridge is a complex one, especially for the freshers being introduced to it
"25.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Clubbers of the Week: Week Two/Three No one is safe Were you featured? There's only one way to find out..
"24.10.2016 18:45:14" thetab.com Food you have to eat in Cambridge before you die Big-Ass Burrito anyone? We'll take the ribs with a side of everything else
"24.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Let's all have a rant about our lectures Another week, another annoyance for columnist PHOEBE GARGARO Typing too loudly? Taking up a whole bench? Dispensing freshers' flu to everyone else on your Tripos?
Not on columnist PHOEBE GARGARO's watch.
"23.10.2016 19:04:36" thetab.com Cambridge Blues bare all in RAG charity calendar Blue balls out for charity Get it for the scenery
"23.10.2016 15:18:19" thetab.com I can't be the only one who hates Cambridge stash It's a-stash-oningly bad Seriously, it's awful.
"23.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com CUCA doesn't know what Cuntry Living is and CULC thinks student politics is like House of Cards CUCA vs CULC: Interviews with Cambridge's student political societies Student politicians go head to head as The Tab interviews Cambridge University Conservative Association and Cambridge University Labour Club.
"23.10.2016 12:18:33" thetab.com Undercover: Science students We did science so you don't have to. Arts students infiltrate the science faculties to get a taste of the dark side
"23.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com The treacherous cycle from Girton to town An inside look into what the mystical journey really consists of ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT details the plight of the Girton cycle
"22.10.2016 17:46:51" thetab.com Custard Apples and Spherical Gluten: Exploring Mill Road PART 1 of The Tab's Alt-Guide to Cambridge (for those who are too eDgY for Stickybeaks) Sainsbury's Basics is so last year
"22.10.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com REVIEW: POSH POSH was legendary, smashing, and all the other words its characters use to effusively praise things. In short, it's a riot. "A worryingly apropos play featuring privilege, misogyny and entitlement," says LIA JOHANSEN-VILLANUEVA
"22.10.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com Everything I hate about the Sidgwick Site Read this even if you're a NatSci for a dose of Schadenfreude It's the eighth circle of hell
"21.10.2016 15:17:59" thetab.com PEXIT: Referendum to take place next week Let's talk about Sex (Clubs) The Peterhouse 'Sex' Club is to make the decision
"21.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Stop the Smoke Shaming Honestly, it's been too long Judgment free zone
"21.10.2016 12:17:02" thetab.com REVIEW: Have I Got to Mock the Buzzcocks Ja Vu: A Panel Show Sequel Dear the Buzzcocks team: us wretched perpetrators of scum and villainy are big fans. DANI CUGINI: "Unless you are maxed out on SSRIs or in a literal coma, you are not going to get through the evening without laughing yourself into some level of pain."
"21.10.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com The Cambridge Breakup Guide Whether it's three hours of passion in Cindies or two years worth of emotional pain, we've all had to do it. Here is the official guide to breaking up with someone in Cambridge. Crushing someone is (almost) never fun
"20.10.2016 17:51:23" thetab.com CUSU to hold referendum on Class Lists (sort of) Another day, another Referendum. More class list chaos
"20.10.2016 17:26:46" Should Woulda Kuda: Week 2 - Regret JOSH ELLIS asks Cantabs about their regrets in Shoulda, Woulda, Kuda: Week 2
"20.10.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com Review: Offending the Audience This deconstructed production is almost the non-play Cambridge needs. JOE RICHARDS thinks that this is the non-theatre experience Cambridge needs
"20.10.2016 15:17:39" thetab.com REVIEW: Cambridge Shorts An excellent night of Cambridge filmmaking Kickstarting the Cambridge film scene
"20.10.2016 14:44:31" thetab.com Union announces Israeli and Palestinian Ambassadors to speak this term Last time, there were protests Perhaps the termcard isn't so boring after all
"20.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com WEEK TWO NEWS ROUNDUP: Punitive Porters, Affectionate Avians, and Pembroke Food Week Two, you gave us all the flu, and we're all feeling quite blue, but here's all the news that you missed. LIA JOHANSEN-VILLANUEVA brings you all the news you don't need, but desperately want to know.
"20.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Missing the city Moving from a big city to Cambridge can be a culture shock Let's be real, Cambridge is not a city
"20.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com North/South divide? In Cambridge, Londoners are the really privileged ones So what tube line do you live on? Londoners, check your privilege.
"19.10.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com End the useless war on drugs Drugs prohibition has failed. Stop locking people up for possessing drugs Ex-MP JULIAN HUPPERT responds to our drug survey, where 70% of Cantabs wanted weed legalised
"19.10.2016 15:17:31" thetab.com REVIEW: Caravan This isn't your average caravan holiday A bit more dramatic than your traditional seaside holiday
"19.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Tinder in Cambridge: A Scientific Investigation It's going down, I'm getting Tinder Disappointing Freshers' Week? Find some Cantabae.
"19.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The right way to date in Cambridge How to find love in a hopeless place. Columnist MOLLY O'CONNOR is back with all the dating advice she definitely followed herself.
"18.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com TOXIC SPILL: Hazardous leak in the Chem department Hydrogen chloride gas filled the lab. Oops...
"18.10.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com THEATRE: This Week Let theatre cast a soft glow of enlightenment over a damp and dismal Week Two. Looking for a theatrical thrill this week? Look no further
"18.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com What Cambridge students wear: A fresher's interpretation Still clueless Do you prefer to rock black tie or mathmo chic? Or both?
"18.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Time-out for Tory toddlers Because Cambridge didn't already have enough Tories. A CUCA member recently compared the treatment of Tory students to the discrimination of the LGBT+ community. Nice.
"18.10.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com Are Cambridge students really as adult-like as we think they are? *Puts on top hat and monocle* Maturity is just an illusion
"17.10.2016 19:05:11" thetab.com Feminism compared to black slavery in anonymous misogynistic letter sent to all JCR Presidents It accuses women of using sex as a currency too. The letter blames female sexuality for the high glass ceiling, accuses feminism of being "paedophobic", and urges its reader to "speak patience to your c**k."
"17.10.2016 16:44:05" thetab.com Medwards student assaulted on Magdalene Bridge The assault happened in the early hours of this morning. This is not the only instance of student assaults this term
"17.10.2016 14:31:03" Tab Writers' Meeting, Week 3 Tab Writers' Meeting, Week 3 Come to our Weekly Writers' Meeting at The Maypole, this Friday at 6pm.
Meet the Tab Team, and talk about comissions for our different sections, and other ways you can get involved, all over chilled out drinks.
A list of our different sections, and who
"17.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com King's Soviet flag: If you want it, be honest about it Useful Idiots ain't what they used to be. LEWIS THOMAS argues that we can't justify flying a flag when we don't question what it stands for
"17.10.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com DRUG SURVEY: Cantabs who take drugs are more likely to get a first Yes, really. Check where your college ranks
"17.10.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com Everything I've learnt from living in a double room GET OUTTA OUR SWAMP When you share your room with a fellow Cantab, there's nowhere to hide.
"17.10.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com NUS leader condemned for 'outright racism' Some people never change Are we really surprised?
"17.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com A Week in Crisis: The First Essay Week Five Blues? More like Week Twos. It's 2am and your supervision essay is due in 7 hours? Columnist PHOEBE GARGARO knows the feeling.
"16.10.2016 16:56:47" Forgive Me Father, for I Have Cindiesed: Week 1 - Lust Tab TV's ROBERT SHEARME brings you Cantabs' best confessions about Lust in the first week of Forgive Me Father for I Have Cindiesed
"16.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com Re-freshing: back after intermission Reflecting upon re-doing Freshers' Week after returning post-intermitting, am I really older and wiser or still the same naive fresher as ever? BEN BAMBROUGH STIMSON talks returning to the joys of Cambridge Freshers' after intermitting
"16.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com How to get the most out of your gown A gown is for life, not just matriculation ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT tells you exactly how much you can get out of your £36.50
"15.10.2016 13:17:32" Trinity's Great Court Run
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"15.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: The Cambridge Greek Play 2016 Thank god we have Lysistrata to make up for Antigone OLIVER YEATES: "It's difficult to believe that both plays fall under the direction of the same person"
"15.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com How (not) to deal with FOMO at Cambridge Not to be melodramatic, but my life is a vortex of suffering Columnist HOLLY SMITH with freshers' flu-induced wisdom
"15.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge Coffee Guide The definitive guide to the best coffees in Cambridge, for any occasion. If you're edgy you go to Urban Shed
"15.10.2016 08:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge Guild releases Michaelmas term card to 'shake-up' the careers scene at Cambridge They're bringing Mars to Cambridge There's even a ball
"14.10.2016 16:09:44" Tab Writers' Meeting Tab Writers' Meeting Come along to the Maypole to meet the Tab Team!
Have chilled out drinks and discuss article ideas and commissions with our editors.
You can also find out how you can get involved in our different sections - such as News, Features, Theatre or Opinion Come along at 6 if you're keen to start writing for the most-read student paper in Cambridge - we're upstairs in the Maypole
"14.10.2016 16:07:01" thetab.com WEEK ONE NEWS ROUNDUP: Evacuations, Insensitive Queens' Dean, and Grindr We bring you the juiciest gossip from the first week back in the bridge When it comes to gossip, scandal, and outright weirdness, Cambridge doesn't disappoint.
"14.10.2016 14:17:04" thetab.com How to find a college spouse University is like a rom-com, only shitter. And weirder. Get those proposals in quickly...
"14.10.2016 12:17:05" thetab.com DRUG SURVEY: Cocaine found in John's bar, Law faculty and History faculty We had to test the answers Sniff.
"14.10.2016 10:17:15" thetab.com No one cares what you look like once Freshers' week is over Don't worry, Cantabs are too self-obsessed The Devil may wear Prada, but Cambridge students certainly don't
"14.10.2016 08:17:02" thetab.com REVIEW: The Last Five Years A musical in two directions. The emotional nuance of the play is matched by strong performances
"13.10.2016 16:54:04" Shoulda Woulda Kuda: Week 1 JOSH ELLIS asks Cantabs what their feelings are about Firsts
"13.10.2016 16:17:33" thetab.com REVIEW: Pinefish A hair-raising solo debut I'd be Keane to see at any point on my Callander, even around Christmas. Oh my god you can't just ask someone what a pinefish is
"13.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Jesus ordered to release it's cock It's HUGE Justice for cockerel
"13.10.2016 13:44:08" Tab Writers' Meeting Tab Writers' Meeting Come along to the Maypole to meet the Tab Team!
Have chilled out drinks and discuss article ideas and comissions with our editors.
You can also find out how you can get involved in our different sections - such as News, Features, Theatre or Opinion - Come to the Maypole, tomorrow at 6pm to find out how you can get involved with Cambridge's most-read student newspaper.
"13.10.2016 13:42:19" Tab Writers' Meeting Tab Writers' Meeting Come along to the Maypole to meet the Tab Team!
Have chilled out drinks and discuss article ideas and comissions with our editors.
You can also find out how you can get involved in our different sections - such as News, Features, Theatre or Opinion -
"13.10.2016 12:18:05" thetab.com Broke? How to rock the Spam-orous lifestyle Putting the 'lit' into 'frugality' Living off pennies after splurging in freshers?
"13.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The death of the subculture Where did the emos go? 'It's no longer about being different; it's about being the best' says EVE MAIR
"13.10.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com REVIEW: Medea Despite powerful performances, sometimes this iconic tale gets lost in the re-telling. UMA RAMACHANDRAN gives this 3.5 stars
"13.10.2016 08:17:01" thetab.com Undercover: Cambridge Blues Infiltrating the team. We try sport so you don't have to
"12.10.2016 15:37:00" thetab.com Clubbers of the Week: Freshers' Spectacular No one is safe As always, read it to check you're not featured in it.
"12.10.2016 14:57:03" thetab.com REVIEW: The Habit of Art One of the best plays you will see in Cambridge this year "An incredibly polished and beautifully acted production," says HOPE MCNULTY
"12.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com How to get on the right side of your Bedder Don't wake up on the wrong side of the bedder. An ode to that one person in Cambridge who won't judge you academically.
"12.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Freshers' week is over, try to not panic Molly talks you through how not to lose your cool when reality starts to set in Columnist MOLLY O'CONNOR is back with all the essay advice she wishes she could tell her fresher self.
"12.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge alumni clear up 2016 Nobel Prizes Let's keep pretending we're as smart as these guys. And they tried to tell us Oxford was better.
"11.10.2016 18:21:54" thetab.com Future EU students to keep funding after Brexit What did the EU ever do for us? In case you missed it, Brexit means Brexit
"11.10.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge nights: to club, or not to club? Like Brexit, only with higher stakes. When you hear 'Wednesday', do you think Cindies, or Bake Off?
"11.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com Dangers of positive discrimination Cambridge has a problem. Is there a tension between academic performance and social justice?
"11.10.2016 13:28:00" thetab.com Killer clowns are coming to Cambridge It was only a matter of time. They're coming
"11.10.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com THEATRE: This Week Get your thesp game on Fancy the theatre this week? We've got you covered
"11.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com CUSU COUNCIL: Homerton bus, the NUS and elections (again) CUSU restores our faith in democracy (if democracy only takes 34 minutes) Desperate to know what went down at last night's CUSU council? Of course you are...
"11.10.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com You literally don't have to be friends with people you don't like Aka, getting through life People = yawn.
"10.10.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com Everyone should get an equal chance of a Cambridge education Another day, another home-grown battle against Oxbridge elitism "If Cambridge fails to confront its poor admissions record on disadvantaged students then it runs the risk of letting valuable, talented individuals slipping through the net" says ELEANOR TOAL
"10.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com Which Deadly Sin is your Society? Because, let's be honest, we're all going to hell Judgement day is upon us.
"10.10.2016 13:17:01" thetab.com Review: SIX Restaurant at the Varsity Hotel Alcohol before 11am is always a win Chin chin
"10.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com The Tab's virtual punting tour Because no Cantabrigian Instagram is complete without one Selfie sticks at the ready
"10.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Every struggle I've had with my Cambridge fresher accommodation Or, how to survive Blyth It's only been a week but columnist PHOEBE GARGARO has already had enough
"09.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Freshers' Week Smoker An excellent night, showcasing the wide range of talent to be found in Cambridge students. The audience was 'ablaze with laughter'
"09.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Grammar schools: elite rich kid institutions Capitalism reigns supreme. 'Elite institutions providing educational advantages to rich kids' says ROBERT JAMES
"09.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The Cambridge freshers' playlist We've got your pres sorted Freshers' may be coming to an end, but you can relive it in musical form
"09.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com A close reading of your favourite club hits, by a Cambridge English student The real literature today can be found in unexpected places ANIA MAGLIANO-WRIGHT makes Wednesday Cindies that bit more poetic
"08.10.2016 14:11:55" thetab.com Every lecturer you'll have at Cambridge If you do English, you might want to Google what a 'lecture' is first Several notable subspecies of the common lecturer are native to Cambridge; we've compiled a list
"08.10.2016 11:17:30" Timeline Photos Cartoonist BEN BROWN returns
"08.10.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com Running for President of the Cambridge Union is a double-edged sword “Its better to have run and lost than never run at all” – Tennyson, if he was a not-so-good Olympic sprinter. "I didn't think about food, or about work, or about anything else except the election, the Union and presidency," says JOSH ELLIS
"08.10.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com Cambridge's appropriation of the working class makes for bitter social division Nobody likes a phony, as Holden Caulfield would say, and as the U.S electorate's distaste of Hillary Clinton would demonstrate. EVE MAIR: "You cannot choose which elements of working class culture suit you. We are not here for your entertainment, or for your gain."
"07.10.2016 18:17:00" thetab.com REVIEW: Walnut Sanchez and the Macaroni Saga JOE PIERI falls over backwards for this ridiculous and hilarious duo It's the first five-star review of the year
"07.10.2016 17:26:55" thetab.com BREAKING: Police chase down "attempted murderer" near Sidney college Read our eyewitness report Dramatic scenes outside Sidney
"07.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Patronising notes for freshers So you can appreciate or denigrate more fairly. Corbyn is so 1980s
"07.10.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com A-Z Guide to Cambridge theatre All you need to know Become the next Stephen Fry
"07.10.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com The Cantab not-to-bucket list Don't be the fresher that has all the fun. Don't go rowing naked
"07.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com CUSU? CU-Who? We're actually talking about that other union. Condoms and lube
"07.10.2016 10:13:33" Freshers: Meet the Tab Team Freshers: Meet the Tab Team All freshers are invited to come along and meet the Editors of Cambridge's most-read student newspaper, from 6pm onwards at The Maypole.
Tab writers get access to Cambridge's finest gossip, have the best socials/drinks and get to report on the most Come along if you're keen to write for Cambridge's most-read student paper
"06.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com What's the best sport to be a Blue? Blues are some of the most elusive types about For all the sporting heroes amongst us
"06.10.2016 15:04:13" thetab.com Homerton cut off from society The Uni4 bus will be diverted away from the college lol Homerton is far away, amirite
"06.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Your indie music taste doesn't make you cool There's a solid chance you're boring Spoiler alert: you're not as edgy as you think
"06.10.2016 13:43:27" Timeline Photos Winter is coming very quickly on Queens' backs
"06.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Alumni Antics We know what they did this summer They've had a busy break
"06.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com The Summer Holiday News Column Catching you up on all the antics you missed whilst on holiday attempting to forget the last year. Catching you up on everything you missed
"06.10.2016 08:17:01" thetab.com Consent workshop empty as not ONE fresher turns up If a consent workshop occurs but no one is there to hear it, did it even happen? No means no
"05.10.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com BAKE OFF'S ANDREW: It sounds like Oxford students know how to party The Tab inteviews Cantab cooking inspiration ANDREW SMYTH "If I had to choose a trait to steal from another baker, it would have to be Selasi's cool calm demeanour. If he could bottle that up it'd command a high price come exam term in Cambridge!" Tune in to Bake Off tonight
"05.10.2016 16:01:27" thetab.com EXCLUSIVE: Oxbridge's Varsity ski trip announces its best line-up in years Hype. The three headlining acts are huge
"05.10.2016 14:17:02" thetab.com Cambridge Clubbing: A beginner's guide What a strange world of VKs, chinos and cheese we have For all of the fresher princes of Ballare
"05.10.2016 12:10:25" thetab.com LIVEBLOG DAY 2: CUSU Freshers' Fair 2016 Drop everything and come here Come say hi.
"05.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Which Thespian Stereotype are you? We all know one of them Probably the emotional mess
"05.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Admit it, cycling in Cambridge is shit 'Careful, it's a one-way system' The morning rush into Sidgwick terrifies me
"04.10.2016 18:17:01" thetab.com All the things accountants are fed up of hearing 'Excel is your best friend' Jamie, mate, you're the accountant, can you split this bill 13 ways?
"04.10.2016 17:17:00" issuu.com Freshers' Edition 2016 Tab Cambridge Pick up our one-off print edition today for the hottest Cambridge news, gossip and interviews
"04.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Alcohol and you: How to not make an utter tit of yourself during freshers' week A relationship with alcohol is a personal one. MOLLY O'CONNOR'S column might come in handy for tonight's pre-drinks...
"04.10.2016 15:45:14" thetab.com Deliveroo is bringing Cambridge students free food throughout Freshers' Week I'm always hungry hmu Gimme food
"04.10.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com The Universal Truth of Subject Stereotypes Sorry Mathmos *Insert generic joke about English students' job prospects*
"04.10.2016 11:24:19" thetab.com LIVEBLOG: CUSU Freshers' Fair 2016 Drop everything and come here We're LIVE from the Freshers' Fair with all the keen freshers and Domino's you could want.
"04.10.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge students are officially the hardest working in the UK In other news, water is wet Work hard play hard though amirite?
"04.10.2016 10:17:01" thetab.com These are the biggest and baddest societies you'll meet at the Freshers' Fair Circle 'werk', is it? Enjoy the carnage today...
"03.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com We asked freshers what they thought Cambridge would be like I'll no doubt pronounce 'tapenade' wrong and no one will talk to me Don't worry freshers. You're not alone.
"03.10.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com It's humiliating that we've waited so long to abolish class lists Let's end the inequality colleges face through grade-shaming. Heck, we may even enjoy our degrees again "No legitimate academic purpose is achieved by publishing our grades on a bit of paper outside the Senate House for all to view" says ELEANOR TOAL
"03.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Class List Chaos: The Lowdown Shit went down over the summer. The Tab's here to catch you up. To ban or not to ban?
"03.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com The Tab's Ultimate Cambridge A-Z, Part 1 I got 26 problems and Cambridge is every single one Look no further.
"02.10.2016 16:23:33" thetab.com Cambridge Tab Takeover Now you can tell us how much you hate us. Meet the Michaelmas 2016 Editorial team
"02.10.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge Etiquette, the Freshers' Edition: Back to sCool Too cool for school Everything your college won't tell you.
"02.10.2016 11:05:08" thetab.com UNION REFERENDUM: Should you join this Michaelmas? A sponsored article by The Cambridge Union. You've seen the guide
"02.10.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Here's everything you'll need to survive Freshers' week Do you prioritise the toastie maker or the drugs? Think of it as a survival kit. You can thank us later
"01.10.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com How NOT to be a functioning college family Incest is not the best... Hi Freud
"01.10.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com An Open Letter to the South We are not Scotland. How do you say 'grass'?
"01.10.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Victorian advice for the modern fresher The world of 1893 is a scary place. One is not amused.
"01.10.2016 08:27:42" thetab.com University of Cambridge - Union announces one of its most lacklustre line-ups in years Fewer celebs, more politics, and a general lack of 'oomph' Disappointing.
"27.09.2016 17:24:00" thetab.com The definitive University Challenge drinking game Try saying hapax legomenon after this Caius Loveday
"26.09.2016 15:28:51" thetab.com BREAKING: Cambridge University's next Vice Chancellor has been nominated It's not Germaine Greer... Was your guess right?
"26.09.2016 13:30:17" The Tab Cambridge's cover photo Say no to pyromania.
"26.09.2016 13:28:03" The Tab Cambridge's cover photo
"26.09.2016 13:27:39" The Tab Cambridge
"25.09.2016 14:31:11" thetab.com CUCA releases Fresher's Guide “for matriculating ladies and gentlemen” There were 4 pages dedicated to the specifics and function of formal wear. Pre-tied bow ties are 'the sartorial equivalent of wearing stabilisers at the tour de France'
"25.09.2016 12:15:00" thetab.com Cambridge is the fourth best uni in the UK at dealing with mental health Demand for counselling is on the rise The findings come from The Tab's 2016 Mental Health Survey
"24.09.2016 09:47:00" thetab.com EXCLUSIVE: JSoc responds to Malia Bouattia “Anti-semitism row raised profile of NUS” The NUS President said that the controversy had provided new platforms for her “to put out our vision of the future”. So much for "change from within"
"22.09.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com Funk you up! Cheeky former MP caught on camera gyrating to teen cheese at political rave Cambridge's former MP, Julian Huppert, has been as caught strutting his stuff at the (in)famous Lib Dem Disco at the party's conference. Ain't no party like a Lib Dem Party
"21.09.2016 20:10:02" thetab.com Oxford has beaten Cambridge to being the world's best University We're not bitter or anything. GDBO.
"20.09.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com University of Cambridge girls are the third most right-swiped students on Tinder The boys aren't doing too badly either Go to Cambridge for the girls and Oxford for the guys.
"17.09.2016 16:39:49" thetab.com BREAKING: The Union announces Yanis Varoufakis as a speaker for its London austerity debate He's the reason your holiday to Greece was cheap this year He let a whole economy collapse, yet here he is to tell you about how to manage your finances.
"16.09.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com Who is the worst Etonian of all time? Surely it's between David and Boris Surely it's between David and Boris
"14.09.2016 19:55:12" thetab.com Was Theresa May right to criticise Safe Spaces? #socialcommentary An un-opinionated opinion piece on Thersea May's opinion on student opinions.
"14.09.2016 10:39:13" thetab.com REVEALED: Cambridge at fault for Hiddleswift breakup You're welcome. Bandaids don't fix bullet holes
"13.09.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com Parents tell us the advice they wish they'd had in their twenties 'Don't always go for the good-looking charmers - give a few ugly men a chance' This is actually pretty helpful
"13.09.2016 14:21:22" thetab.com The Great British Bake Off is obviously going to be really bad on Channel 4 This really takes the biscuit There'll probably be 12 minutes of adverts
"12.09.2016 19:17:01" thetab.com Oxford's Bullingdon Club is facing extinction The Club hasn't been able to attract enough members in recent years Oh oh. #PittClubMassif
"12.09.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com BAs are obviously harder than BScs – by someone who's done both I ditched my degree in CompSci and switched to English Lit R u sure
"12.09.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com An ode to boys who line up empty bottles in their halls' window His whole identity literally screams “LOOK HOW MUCH FUN I'M HAVING” He probably drinks out of a saucepan at predrinks
"12.09.2016 09:18:40" thetab.com If Stranger Things characters were people at your university Obviously Will is the sinister flatmate you never see after Freshers' Imagine if you were Barb
"11.09.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com What you call your mates, and what it says about you Buddy? Babe? Sugar? Boss? I'm not your buddy, friend
"11.09.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Is Facebook evil? All those wows might not be so harmless Probably
"11.09.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com How to train a fuckboy From fuckboy to boyfriend in ten easy steps No-one's a lost cause
"10.09.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Front page news for the Daily Mail: Woman wears skirt This time it was PM Theresa May in a knee length number that was judged just too revealing "By all means you can get angry when you read about her, but angry at her as a politician."
"10.09.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com This map shows all the sexual and violent crimes in your university town 95 per cent of girls say they've been groped Sexual assault at university is on the rise
"09.09.2016 14:50:25" thetab.com Tit Hall in Uproar as Accommodation Block goes unfinished Shit Hall goes Tits Up On the plus side, you can pay £75,000 to name a bedroom.
"09.09.2016 13:17:02" thetab.com London has been ranked the best city in the world for graduate opportunities There's hope in spite of Brexit What's new?
"09.09.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com It's official: Couples who get drunk together stay together A new study has found that drinking together makes relationships healthier Pass the Smirnoff darling
"09.09.2016 09:48:38" thetab.com All the boys you'll date before you give up on boys entirely Ah yes, the one who preferred sports to you They're all as bad as each other
"08.09.2016 15:25:33" thetab.com A Cambridge student has listed the weirdest laws still in force in the UK It's illegal to be drunk in a pub Be careful with salmon
"08.09.2016 12:27:03" thetab.com Sex, mud and rock 'n' roll: Which is the most promiscuous music festival in Britain? The results aren't all that shocking Only 24% said the music came first
"08.09.2016 08:51:22" The Tab How to throw an epic end of summer party There's still time
"07.09.2016 17:15:16" sponsoredstories.thetab.com How to get the last of your summer right before you go back to uni Does it have to end? Back to the good old Scottish weather
"07.09.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Rowers, BNOCs, and Zovirax Many grow up dreaming of wealth, fame, or featuring in a fireman calendar. I just wanted to come to Cambridge. ADITYA BASRUR: "As I finally leave – MPhils linger, like cold sores unresponsive to Zovirax – I want to celebrate those who battled to succeed.
"07.09.2016 10:54:05" thetab.com Access target agreed and fee rise on the horizon The tiff has been resolved and has set Cambridge on the way to possible increased fees Get your student loans out, fees are nearer to increasing
"06.09.2016 13:33:02" thetab.com Sainsbury's have removed 'Taste the Difference' sandwiches from their meal deal Everybody panic This is not a drill
"06.09.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Completely anonymous drug survey Sniff sniff. "In the toilets during an end-of-year exam to calm down"
Amazing insights from our drug survey. Take it now.
"06.09.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge tops UK universities in QS World Rankings Cam dropped to fourth overall globally The upstarts at the Other Place came 6th
"05.09.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Which UK Prime Minister are you? If you're mean it's Thatcher John Major
"05.09.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com Even young people aren't backing Corbyn any more, poll finds Who's actually supporting him? He's not having a great summer is he?
"05.09.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com Top jobs for Cantabs: Consulting pays more than banking on average New figures from Glassdoor rank the top jobs for Cantabs The Cambridge Guild has new opportunities in both sectors
"03.09.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com What people think about boarding school – and why they're wrong We're not all lesbians who speak Latin Big up Commem Day
"03.09.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com I lost all my friends after voting Leave There was so much hate on my Facebook "Close mindedness and bigotry is directed toward Leave voters"
"03.09.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com What's your drunk persona? No-one wants to be The Mess Take the quiz and accept that you have a problem
"03.09.2016 09:55:27" thetab.com Brock Turner released from jail after just three months One month per each count of sexual assault? He's been in prison less time than you've been out of uni
"02.09.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com Can JK Rowling please stop shoehorning Harry Potter into current events? Oh great, a tweet about how Snape would feel about the NHS She is a fully-grown adult who cannot engage with real life unless she manages to make it about a world she made up in her head.
"02.09.2016 13:17:51" thetab.com The Eton boys' secret Putin trip was really weird 'He's small in person but not in presence' One of them said: "Personally, I think that Putin is right to continue defending Assad in his role as [Syrian] president.”
"02.09.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com The NUS is an embarrassment to our generation They don't represent us Instead of mummying us, the NUS should be promoting free speech, allowing the flow of ideas that question our infantile worldview
"02.09.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Why I'll never date another Male Feminist And no, it's not because I hate women “I'm a Male Feminist”?! Like fuck you are.
"31.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com TAKE OUR DRUG SURVEY Sniff sniff. We need your help
"31.08.2016 09:22:17" thetab.com These illustrations show the conflicting expectations women face every day 'Act like a lady, think like a man, work like a boss' We just can't win
"30.08.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Stop coming to pre-drinks if you aren't coming out You're literally a dead weight Just fuck off
"30.08.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com What you planned to do this summer vs. what you actually did How is it nearly September? You could have been your best self
"30.08.2016 09:44:49" thetab.com An ode to the men who wear shirts over T-shirts in clubs They are understated champions They are the understated champions of every night out
"29.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Apply to be a Fresher Columnist for Cambridge's most read student paper Read on for fun, fame and fortune You won't regret it.
"28.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Office for Fair Access FOILS University attempt to lower access target Attempts to lower targets by 0.5% have been met with anger and refusal Oops, in trouble again.
"28.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Cards Against Cambridge A party game for horrible Cantabs Don't worry, we're all horrible people
"28.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Why are we romanticising mental illness? It's not desirable, and it needs to stop Depression and anxiety aren't exclusive club badges to try and collect
"27.08.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com Just because I'm a Tory, it doesn't make me a twat Get off your high horses Privatise the NHS ✊
"27.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com I hate Taylor Swift I've known she was trouble since she walked in She's got bad blood
"27.08.2016 12:08:10" thetab.com I have an unhealthy addiction to chicken nuggets but I'm fine with it Don't judge me for my unrefined taste Getting 20 is cheaper than 12 tbf
"26.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Are you clever enough to get into Cambridge? Take their impossible entry test to find out What, like it's hard?
"26.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com REVEALED: Cambridge's Secret Societies That Cambridge is riddled with secret societies might be the only non-secret thing about them. Freshers, get excited
"25.08.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com Men tell woman to take her clothes off on beach, supported by the full weight of the law No, really Other people on the beach clapped and cheered
"25.08.2016 14:17:01" thetab.com David Cameron had sex with a pig, but we're angry because Corbyn sat on the floor Does anyone else think we're overreacting a little bit Does anyone else think we're overreacting a little bit
"25.08.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Ryan Lochte, age 32, is the worst type of frat boy 'I see me being a designer, I see me being a model, I see me being a TV star' Liar liar pants on fire
"25.08.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com TAB ON KET Sniff sniff. DRUGS, DRUGS, DRUGS
"24.08.2016 17:15:00" thetab.com How much are you going to spend this freshers? Too much Use our budget calculator and try to keep control of your spending
"24.08.2016 15:18:59" thetab.com I tried to live by the '101 rules of being a male feminist ally' Tube flirting, rap music and pictures of scantily-clad women were all banned If a man explains mansplaining to another man is he just as much of a mansplainer?
"24.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Ada Wells resigns as EUSA's LGBT+ officer Ada has been caught up in a number of controversies since starting this year Last week Wells tweeted "I sure hope more police die today" as well as calling women with vaginas "cuntscum"
"24.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Menthol cigarettes are no longer going to be banned in the UK The one good thing to come out of Brexit Praise be to Brexit
"24.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com I supported Jeremy Corbyn, but now it's time for him to go He's completely unelectable, and he's making Labour a laughing stock "He's shown himself to be a dinosaur from the 1980s, betrayed young people and failed to organise an effective opposition."
"23.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Your horror stories about people getting a bit too keen 'He asked his ex-girlfriend, who he cheated on me with, to send me a direct message' “My ex emailed me instead of texting me, it's a bit serious.”
"23.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Edinburgh's LGBT+ officer said: 'I sure hope more police die today' Ada Wells is back with more controversy Ada labelled women with vaginas as "cuntscum"
"22.08.2016 14:17:35" thetab.com How to nail a girls' night out in Cambridge Yes, it is possible Not ever having to wear heels? Makes up for hearing Frozen at least once a night
"22.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Meet the anti-feminist who doesn't ever plan to have a girlfriend 'Going out is too risky. Girls could falsely accuse you of rape.' MGTOW stands for 'Men Going Their Own Way'
"22.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com The best clubbers celebrating A-level results around the country They got three Bs in their exams, but an A* in the lash Everybody in the club touch your toes
"21.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Creative Arts students work harder than lawyers according to new study Proof that lawyers are the real layabouts Bullshit
"20.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com A selection of the women who killed it at the Olympics Just girls making history They are many and varied
"20.08.2016 14:15:02" thetab.com The 10 jobs with the biggest bonuses After three years, you could earn £90,000-a-year See The Cambridge Guild for opportunities.
"19.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com UCAS told a fresher to dump his girlfriend before he goes to uni The magazine had a 'what not to take section' which included 'school boyfriend/girlfriend' Live life as a "free agent"
"19.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com It's back: How to buy a bottle of prosecco from Sainsbury's for £2.63 Go go go THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"19.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com A look back at the unsung heroes of Rio 2016 This one's for you, Irish rowers Butt and Fuchs are a particular highlight
"18.08.2016 07:17:00" thetab.com Congratulations on getting into Cambridge… now what? Much clever, very prestige. Click if you're clever.
"17.08.2016 16:17:01" thetab.com Sidney Grad takes on the Great British Bake Off Andrew Smyth, an Engineer from Cambridge, is set to take part in this year's Great British Bake Off. http://thetab.com/uk/cambridge/2016/08/17/sidney-grad-takes-great-british-bake-off-79893
Baking up a storm
"17.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Intelligent people swear more, are messier and stay awake longer This research is the excuse you've been looking for Fuck me it's 3am and I haven't even cleaned my flat yet
"17.08.2016 12:17:01" thetab.com The Olympians GB would have missed out on if it weren't for immigration Because who would want to live in a Britain without Mo Farah Your move Theresa May
"17.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com In defence of the 'other woman' Contrary to popular belief, no one sets out to hurt anyone It's on him, and nobody else
"17.08.2016 10:14:20" thetab.com Cambridge CONFIRMED as the UK's best university *according to one newly released set of rankings. In other news, grass is green
"16.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Meal Deal Talk has started a petition to keep meal deals under £3 129 signatures and counting First they came for the Freddos, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Freddo
"16.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Shave off your moustache! Nigel Farage has ruined them for everyone The ex-UKIP leader has single-handedly killed the 'tache revival Moustachioed men of Britain, we're sorry to say it – but it's time to say goodbye
"16.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Simon Blake: The 41-year-old paid £100,000-a-year to run the NUS He earns five times more than Malia Bouattia Money is power
"16.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Questions you're sick of hearing if you're a Diet Coke addict Less baggies and more two-litre bottles NO COKE ZERO DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME
"15.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Why Elle Woods is the ultimate feminist role model Legally Blonde turned 15 this year and it's still one of the most empowering films around What, like it's hard?
"15.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com I finally told my Hispanic family that I'm voting for Donald Trump It's time for the silent majority to be heard Yeah. they weren't happy
"15.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com I ate like an Olympic swimmer for the day and I've never felt worse I'd probably get a bronze for effort Wings and Domino's are a weekly staple
"14.08.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com If you have a British accent, girls will automatically be attracted to you Harry Potter ruined all men for us Why yes, I do know the Queen...
"14.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Tab Guide to Reading Festival Always a favourite with Cambridge students, the Reading (and Leeds) festival is now just a fortnight away. Here's your inclusive guide of where to be and who to see. Go wild
"14.08.2016 13:31:31" thetab.com Two thirds of 18-24 year old women will be sexually harassed at work. These are your stories 'I didn't get a job because I asked why I had to wear a thong' "I didn't get a job because I asked why I had to wear a thong."
"13.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Universities are resorting to Tinder to attract students through clearing 'Swipe right to find the course of your dreams' 'Swipe right to find the course of your dreams'
"13.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com The NUS are spending £60k on a demo, but they don't know what they're protesting about They're worried we'll throw away our NUS cards if the message is too strong NUS: organises demo, forgets to decide what it's about
"12.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com An expert explains how to tell if you're related to the aristocracy If you have one of these surnames, it could be you If you have one of these surnames, it could be you
"12.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Scrapping maintenance grants forces working class students out of uni 'I don't want to struggle for three years only to find myself in tonnes of debt' “The government are making it nearly impossible for me to become a midwife, and they're currently crying out for more midwives."
"12.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com What it's really like living with MS An ongoing battle against an incurable disease "I couldn't grip onto anything, and I found myself crying, convinced I had a brain tumour."
"11.08.2016 15:17:01" thetab.com A response to the guy who thinks my Instagram pics are slutty The comprehensive guide to when it's 'acceptable' to post pics of the booty, according to men As unsolicited advice tends to go, it is generally completely a) unwanted and b) ignorant
"11.08.2016 13:17:09" thetab.com We asked people from other cities what they think about Londoners Most people think they're fit Arrogant springs to mind
"11.08.2016 11:17:01" thetab.com A Newcastle grad has just become the Duke of Westminster at 25 Hugh Grosvenor is set to inherit £9 billion following his father's death Hugh Grosvenor is set to inherit £9 billion
"11.08.2016 09:17:01" thetab.com Congrats girl! Fiancé of former Miss California scoops his 25th medal AKA - if we talked about male Olympians the way we talk about female athletes AKA - if we talked about male Olympians the way we talk about female athletes
"10.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Exclusive: Elected NUS delegate calls Jewish man 'subhuman rat' Somehow it got 11 likes Daniel Yahia also called the man a "Cunt."
"10.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Every boy you will ever go out with, ever Yeah, they dumped you University is a rich platter of eligible men
"10.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com An effective and foolproof guide to internet stalking without getting caught Avoid the dreaded accidental double tap Airplane mode is your friend
"09.08.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com People tell us their worst responses to saying 'I love you' *finger guns into the distance* "My boyfriend responded: 'I love you too, Kaitlyn.' My name is Emmy, his ex girlfriend was named Kaitlyn."
"09.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Meal Deal Talk Facebook group descends into antisemitic abuse Members posted Anne Frank memes and joked about the ovens at Auschwitz "Any real Meal Dealer knows that the Holocaust didn't happen."
"09.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com I owe everything to my Grammar school education It's about time we brought them back "Theresa May is right to tear down the ban."
"09.08.2016 11:19:00" thetab.com Your worst holiday romances revealed 'I stood there wearing a thong waiting for him while he got off with other girls' His girlfriend even had the same name as me.
"09.08.2016 09:17:00" Timeline Photos Feeling useless? At least you're not a lifeguard at the Olympic swimming
"08.08.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com Every girl you will ever go out with, ever Yeah, she dumped you Come on, she's a vegetarian. Obviously she's not The One.
"08.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Take this vocabulary test to reveal which social class you are K-Cider or K-Middy Face facts
"08.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com 'I threw up in a Sainsbury's bag': The worst morning after stories Hungover, were you? Agent K, pass the neuralyzer
"08.08.2016 11:05:03" The Tab When you're just really excited to get a 2:2
"08.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Tab Guide to the Fringe: Act 2 Because life is one big drama The Fringe's highlights including CUADC's The Country Wife at Edinburgh Fringe 2016:
"If one is going to joke about a world-changing tragedy, I expect it to be done with subtlety and intelligence" (Broadway Baby)
"07.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com How selfish are you? I'm just my number one fan I'm just my number one fan
"07.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Reading books means you'll live longer, according to scientists 'So many books, so little time' - Frank Zappa No, your health and wellbeing blog doesn't count
"07.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com How well do you know the internet? It's turning 25 this week Clippy you twat
"05.08.2016 17:17:00" thetab.com The ten highest paid graduate jobs in the UK Surprise surprise, humanities don't get much of a look in Patrick Bateman wannabes apply within
"05.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Applying for top jobs just became a whole lot easier Assessments and interviews will take one day instead of several weeks They've made everything "more millennial"
"05.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com The differences in how we talk about male and female athletes are staggering Women are often branded 'unmarried' or 'aged' instead of talking about their ability 'Un-married'
"05.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Quiz: How much GCSE English can you remember? A* if you read the book and didn't watch the film adaption There, their or they're
"05.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Vote Leave campaign gave a student £625,000 to help reach young voters The donation made him one of the best-funded unofficial campaigners of the whole referendum The campaign spending cap was £7 million
"04.08.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Saatchi boss suspended after saying women 'lack ambition' He claims the lack of women in senior professional roles was 'not a problem' Kevin Roberts said: "The debate about gender bias is all over."
"04.08.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Wave goodbye to maintenance grants, the last stepping stone helping poor kids into uni Just learn a trade or something. You're screwed "Just learn a trade or something."
"04.08.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Unless you're a medic or a dentist, there's no value in going to uni A new report says it's not worth the money A third of Fine Arts students end up working in retail
"03.08.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Your science degree might get you a job, but it won't give you a personality Poetry kids 4 lyf Can you really know romance without Austen?
"03.08.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com If your Freshers' Week friends were characters from Harry Potter Accio Jäger Accio Jägerbombs
"03.08.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Cambridge students ATTACKED BY GANG while swimming in Grantchester Meadows Police investigations are underway They're afraid to go back
"03.08.2016 10:17:00" thetab.com Every soul-destroying thing that happens in the summer after you graduate Welcome to the real world It's fine, you can stop pretending to like house now
"02.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com As of today, poorer students will no longer receive maintenance grants The NUS have called the move to loans 'disgraceful' They'll have to pay them back instead
"02.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com CLASS LISTS: An open letter to Dr Roger Sewell The arguments presented by Dr Sewell and his co-authors shows everything that is wrong with Fellows making a decision about class lists. "Dr Sewell's arguments demonstrate a patronising and out-of-touch attitude towards young adults who naturally aspire to do the best they can," says KEIR MURISON
"02.08.2016 11:01:48" thetab.com No, there isn't going to be a Harry Potter Go app It was a hoax Harry Potter NO
"01.08.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com Tab Tries: Pokémon Go I will travel across the land, searching far and wide... Gotta catch 'em all
"01.08.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com Tab guide to the Fringe: Sketch shows Guy balancing ladder on chin not included See Cambridge's finest thesps and comedians do their thing
"01.08.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com We fell in love in Freshers' Week and now we're engaged He popped the question after three months He popped the question after three months
"01.08.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com I ate without culturally appropriating for a day and it made me miserable Even ham sandwiches were forbidden Even ham sandwiches were forbidden
"31.07.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com I was raped by my best friend It's been years and I can't forget it At first he was sorry. Then he became less sympathetic, and eventually blamed me
"31.07.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com EXCLUSIVE: Trinity supervisor says stopping class lists would be 'a victory for mediocrity' "And Cambridge, above all, is supposed to be non-mediocre" They "should be retained as a significant disincentive to be lazy," says DR ROGER SEWELL.
"31.07.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Can you pass the hardest job interview ever? Take a seat How many calories are in a supermarket?
(via The Cambridge Guild)
"30.07.2016 13:27:40" thetab.com How did my son end up halfway across the world trying to kill Donald Trump? An interview with the mother of Michael Sandford Last month, a 20-year-old from Surrey tried to take a policeman's gun and shoot the Republican politician. Now his mother wants answers
"30.07.2016 11:17:00" thetab.com Meet Alicia Blagg, the 19-year-old from Leeds diving for Gold in Rio She trains for 22 hours a week And she still manages a social life
"30.07.2016 09:29:05" thetab.com I asked friends from all over the world what they think of British people 'Maybe drink a little bit less or just try not to get wasted?' 'Maybe drink a little bit less or just try not to get wasted?'
"29.07.2016 15:17:00" thetab.com The day I tried to become a Scientologist One of London's cheapest, weirdest days out At first they all seem normal, then you realise they believe in aliens
"29.07.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com Computer Science student used his loan to purchase terrorist equipment Police said student finance made him "financially able" to fund his journey to ISIS He was arrested with a handbook on Jihad while boarding a plane
"29.07.2016 13:17:00" thetab.com A new video shows Malia Bouattia praising an Anti-Israeli group's resistence Malia says she 'draws strength' from their struggle She said "drew strength" from their resistance
"29.07.2016 12:17:27" thetab.com A quarter of Architecture students are treated for mental health problems Some reported seeing friends' hair fall out due to stress Some reported seeing friends' hair fall out due to stress
"28.07.2016 16:17:00" thetab.com Cuntry Living isn't a feminist safe haven, it's toxic Inside the notorious Facebook group there's nothing but in-fighting and 'microaggressions' Inside the notorious Facebook group there's nothing but in-fighting and 'microaggressions'
"28.07.2016 14:17:00" thetab.com NUS finally allows Jewish students to choose their own representation After months of waiting, CUSU receives a reply to an open letter calling for the NUS to address allegations of anti-Semitic policies and remarks. Cambridge will have a CUSU-run Jewish Students' Consultation
"28.07.2016 12:17:00" thetab.com Can we tell how posh you are based on what your school was like? Bet you called it mufti day Bet you called it "mufti day"
"28.07.2016 09:17:00" thetab.com Being a book nerd makes you a better friend A new study has linked reading fiction to being able to empathise Fifty Shades doesn't count
"27.07.2016 12:15:12" thetab.com I'm fighting a fatal liver disease, but Theresa May still wants to... Luqman says he'll die if he is sent back to Nigeria The university cut him off just months before his dissertation was due
"27.07.2016 11:15:13" The Tab This one's for my fans This one's for my fans
"27.07.2016 09:15:07" thetab.com Would you like to live in a London house full of posh bankers when you... A company is offering that for over £1,000 a month "We don't take trust fund kids. They're just not our vibe."
"27.07.2016 08:15:14" thetab.com People who swear all the time are actually really fucking smart Thanks science Excellent fucking news
"26.07.2016 20:10:20" thetab.com An expert tells us why we cry after sex It's a chemical reaction to your pleasure hormones dropping Don't laugh at me it only makes it worse
"26.07.2016 17:15:16" sponsoredstories.thetab.com How to nail your sixth form holiday to Ibiza If you already haven't It's basically freshers' week in the sun
"26.07.2016 16:15:11" thetab.com I lived in France – what keeps happening there isn't surprising Repeated terrorist attacks are taking place in one of the most divided countries in the world There have been three serious attacks since Charlie Hebdo over a year and a half ago
"26.07.2016 15:15:11" thetab.com I got a vitamin IV drip after a festival to see if it would sort me out Say goodbye to your comedown It's the 'wellness' treatment all the celebs are getting
"26.07.2016 14:30:18" thetab.com Remembering the Nokia 3310, the best phone of all time You still think of those long afternoons playing Snake A relic from a happy time before Blair started all the wars